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  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
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    • Sep 2010
    • 2019

    #31
    Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

    Why thank you Butch.

    You look like a strong man. If we were to have a wedding do you think you could fight off a crazed pasta-addled pirate who would be violently objecting to the union because of his delusional beliefs?
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    • wahran
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      #32
      Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

      Jo Freddie, you're my inspiration. You're freakin' awesome.

      Keep up the good work.

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      • Lycia The Repentant
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        • Sep 2010
        • 2019

        #33
        Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

        Originally posted by wahran View Post
        Jo Freddie, you're my inspiration. You're freakin' awesome.

        Keep up the good work.
        Please, this thread is not for asking Jo Freddie for dates.
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
        An Open Question to All false christians.

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        • wahran
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          #34
          Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

          Excuse me, miss. Where in my post was I asking for a date?

          I merely stated that he's awesome... That, as far as I was aware, was a compliment, no flirting, unlike some of the filth that goes on in this forum, might I refer to the disgusting use of metaphor in this thread http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52316

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          • Lycia The Repentant
            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 2019

            #35
            Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

            Originally posted by wahran View Post
            Excuse me, miss. Where in my post was I asking for a date?

            I merely stated that he's awesome... That, as far as I was aware, was a compliment, no flirting, unlike some of the filth that goes on in this forum, might I refer to the disgusting use of metaphor in this thread http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52316
            Whats wrong with talking about music?
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

            An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
            Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
            My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
            Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
            An Open Question to All false christians.

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            • wahran
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              #36
              Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

              Oh you're more retarded than I thought... Any sane, rational, normal, literate person can see through the metaphor, that's why it's called a metaphor, love. It ain't freakin' real!

              Back to my point, you never answered my question: Where was I asking for a date?

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              • Lycia The Repentant
                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 2019

                #37
                Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

                Originally posted by wahran View Post
                Oh you're more retarded than I thought... Any sane, rational, normal, literate person can see through the metaphor, that's why it's called a metaphor, love. It ain't freakin' real!
                "Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled." Titus 1:15

                Back to my point, you never answered my question: Where was I asking for a date?
                You've been following him around telling him that he is awesome. I assumed you were working up to it.
                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                An Open Question to All false christians.

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                • wahran
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                  #38
                  Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

                  Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                  "Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled." Titus 1:15
                  Please explain your use of this reference. Much of that thread was accompanied by winking faces, indicating to everyone that you all knew what you were talking about. Only someone as ignorant and blinkered as yourself would genuinely believe that it was innocent.

                  Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                  You've been following him around telling him that he is awesome. I assumed you were working up to it.
                  Assumptions can be a dangerous thing, friend. I am currently in a stable, loving, long-term relationship. Perhaps this will quash your belief that I was asking for a date?

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                  • Johannes Kirkeholm
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                    • Oct 2010
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                    #39
                    Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

                    Originally posted by wahran View Post
                    Assumptions can be a dangerous thing, friend. I am currently in a stable, loving, long-term relationship. Perhaps this will quash your belief that I was asking for a date?
                    How can a long-term relationship with satan be loving...?
                    To the atheists:

                    To the false christians:

                    Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                    Hosea 13:16
                    Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                    • wahran
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                      #40
                      Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

                      Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
                      How can a long-term relationship with satan be loving...?
                      As has been explained by many atheists already on these forums, I do not believe in your God, therefore I do not believe in your Hell, or your Satan.

                      Again, you have made incorrect assumptions that everyone is thinking along the same lines as you. Well I'm not, I do not believe in your fairy tales that you dress up as fact. I believe the cold, hard evidence that has been laid before me, anything that cannot be backed up with falsifiable, scientific evidence (not scripture) is not going to be accepted by me.

                      And if we're going to be childish about this, I would liken my boyfriend to the devil, but only in the bedroom.

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                      • Alvin
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                        • Oct 2010
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                        #41
                        Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

                        Originally posted by wahran View Post
                        As has been explained by many atheists already on these forums, I do not believe in your God, therefore I do not believe in your Hell, or your Satan.
                        Yes, we know what you Atheists claim - and what you will burn in Hell for. But let me ask you a simple question: If there is no God that in his infinite wisdom and compassion has deemed it fit to grant you FREE WILL, where does your cherished "free will" come from? If your consciousness were indeed only a para-phenomenon of neurons firing in your brain - a purely physical process as you Atheists apparently believe - then your conscious decisions would surely be the result, not the cause of a physical process.

                        Your decisions would be pre-determined by chemical and physical processes and any concept of personal responsibility or any "choice" to believe or not believe, quite impossible. You would be like a person watching their own life in a movie theatre, only with the mistaken belief that you are actually in charge of it. Here is one scientist who basically found that there is no room for "free will" in the physical interpretation of consciousness: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Libet

                        You Atheists can't just steal the concept of free will from our LORD's Bible because it makes you feel better than being the soulless automaton which your own beliefs say you are...

                        Again, you have made incorrect assumptions that everyone is thinking along the same lines as you. Well I'm not, I do not believe in your fairy tales that you dress up as fact. I believe the cold, hard evidence that has been laid before me, anything that cannot be backed up with falsifiable, scientific evidence (not scripture) is not going to be accepted by me.
                        Oh dear - someone let this one watch the discovery channel for a day and now we have a "scientist" on our hands... If you cared to use your liberated mind to think about this for just 10 seconds, you would find that your "cold, hard evidence" is actually just your very own version of scripture - because 99.999% of what you "believe" in science has never been placed "in front of you" in the form of "cold, hard evidence", merely warm, soft paper of so-called "scholarly journals". And how are those journals quality-checked? By Peer-Review. You, Sir, have an infinitely recursive bootstrap problem trying to assure the truth of those scientific scriptures - many of which contradict each other. We have GOD who in His infinite wisdom vouches for the truth of HIS word.

                        Let's examine what cold, hard evidence have you actually SEEN with your OWN EYES (rather than read about... watched in a video...) that makes you believe that:
                        1. the Earth is a sphere(ok, an ellyptoid if you want to be picky), rather than flat? Have you been in space and watched it rotate? No? -> no "cold, hard evidence" in front of you, just hearsay.
                        2.the Milky Way is a Galaxy seen sideways rather than the beautiful strip across the heavens we see? Have you been outside the Galaxy? No? -> hearsay of conjecture.
                        3. consciousness is merely a para-phenomenon of a working brain? Have you seen "consciousness"? -> pure speculation.

                        So why would you believe all of those things uncritically based on second-hand information, but not believe the first-hand word of the LORD that has been handed down to us? Especially when only the latter can save you from eternal damnation?

                        I would also respectfully ask you to take your Atheist preaching elsewhere to a more appropriate section of God's own Forums, because it is in no way helpful to Lycia in her sincere quest for a True Christian man to whom she may submit her life. You have even stated that you fornicate with the Devil in your bedroom, so surely you are not an appropriate suitor

                        You see, Lycia is 22 and still unmarried, and therefore sorely lacks the strong guiding hand of a True Christian man. In order that she may be saved from this misery, she has even fought back her God-given fears of speaking up as a woman.

                        Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. (1 Timothy 2:12)

                        It's so typical of you as an Atheists to just barge in here and impose your preaching on her and trample so recklessly on the exposed, vulnerable feelings of a True Christian Woman. Hers is a desperate plea for help and we should all respond with love and compassion inspired by JESUS and by offering her a helping hand. Or two. And maybe some tools.

                        I pray for you to see the light,

                        Alvin

                        PS: The Atheist "Logo" you proudly display while cowardly not showing us your face is of course typical of the lack of creativity we see in many Atheist endeavors. I can just see the massive brainpower, all the razor-sharp thinking, unencumbered by superstitious thought that went into it:

                        1. Atheist blinded by his own brilliance sits in front of the computer, bored
                        2. Select font Inkburrow.
                        3. Set font color to generic red
                        4. Eureka! Finally a worthy logo - smart, humorous, insightful, breathtakingly meaningful, cross-cultural, self-referential - that all Atheists throughout the ages from Epicurus via Russel to Hitchens would proudly subscribe to...



                        Sigh.
                        Last edited by Alvin; 10-29-2010, 03:49 PM. Reason: Edit: Clarity
                        Mark 11: 12-14: "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever." You cannot hide from JESUS' wrath behind natural laws! Gravity is only a theory and will not prevent the rapture!

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                        • wahran
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                          #42
                          Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

                          Originally posted by Alvin View Post
                          Yes, we know what you Atheists claim - and what you will burn in Hell for. But let me ask you a simple question: If there is no God that in his infinite wisdom and compassion has deemed it fit to grant you FREE WILL, where does your cherished "free will" come from? If your consciousness were indeed only a para-phenomenon of neurons firing in your brain - a purely physical process as you Atheists apparently believe - then your conscious decisions would surely be the result, not the cause of a physical process.
                          Actually, I only agree to the idea of free will because it shuts you up easier. I believe in determinism.

                          Originally posted by Alvin View Post
                          Your decisions would be pre-determined by chemical and physical processes and any concept of personal responsibility or any "choice" to believe or not believe, quite impossible. You would be like a person watching their own life in a movie theatre, only with the mistaken belief that you are actually in charge of it. Here is one scientist who basically found that there is no room for "free will" in the physical interpretation of consciousness: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Libet
                          BINGO, determinism at its best.

                          Originally posted by Alvin View Post
                          You Atheists can't just steal the concept of free will from our LORD's Bible because it makes you feel better than being the soulless automaton which your own beliefs say you are...
                          Soulless, awesome.

                          Originally posted by Alvin View Post
                          Oh dear - someone let this one watch the discovery channel for a day and now we have a "scientist" on our hands... If you cared to use your liberated mind to think about this for just 10 seconds, you would find that your "cold, hard evidence" is actually just your very own version of scripture - because 99.999% of what you "believe" in science has never been placed "in front of you" in the form of "cold, hard evidence", merely warm, soft paper of so-called "scholarly journals". And how are those journals quality-checked? By Peer-Review. You, Sir, have an infinitely recursive bootstrap problem trying to assure the truth of those scientific scriptures - many of which contradict each other. We have GOD who in His infinite wisdom vouches for the truth of HIS word.
                          Never been placed in front of me? Excuse me sir, I don't know who you think you are, but I'm far more qualified that you'll ever be to be talking about scientific evidence. I won't go into the details as that would be inappropriate, but yes, it has been placed in front of me, not all of what you think is important is actually important in the grand scheme of things.

                          Originally posted by Alvin View Post
                          Let's examine what cold, hard evidence have you actually SEEN with your OWN EYES (rather than read about... watched in a video...) that makes you believe that:
                          1. the Earth is a sphere(ok, an ellyptoid if you want to be picky), rather than flat? Have you been in space and watched it rotate? No? -> no "cold, hard evidence" in front of you, just hearsay.
                          2.the Milky Way is a Galaxy seen sideways rather than the beautiful strip across the heavens we see? Have you been outside the Galaxy? No? -> hearsay of conjecture.
                          3. consciousness is merely a para-phenomenon of a working brain? Have you seen "consciousness"? -> pure speculation.
                          And you're making assumptions again, is that all you people do? Seriously.

                          Originally posted by Alvin View Post
                          So why would you believe all of those things uncritically based on second-hand information, but not believe the first-hand word of the LORD that has been handed down to us? Especially when only the latter can save you from eternal damnation?
                          As has been explained, try reading, I do not believe in your hell. End of.

                          Originally posted by Alvin View Post
                          I would also respectfully ask you to take your Atheist preaching elsewhere to a more appropriate section of God's own Forums, because it is in no way helpful to Lycia in her sincere quest for a True Christian man to whom she may submit her life. You have even stated that you fornicate with the Devil in your bedroom, so surely you are not an appropriate suitor
                          Ahh, that's where you're wrong, I've stated that I fornicate with my boyfriend in the bedroom. I used a simile (for reference, this is different to the metaphor used in that disgusting thread I spoke of previously). And no, in this circle, I wouldn't be an appropriate suitor, since I'm female, and you guys are all homophobic, might cause a few problems.

                          Originally posted by Alvin View Post
                          You see, Lycia is 22 and still unmarried, and therefore sorely lacks the strong guiding hand of a True Christian man. In order that she may be saved from this misery, she has even fought back her God-given fears of speaking up as a woman.

                          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. (1 Timothy 2:12)
                          She used to be a prostitute, enough said. At least I, though unmarried, am in a loving relationship and that is the one and only place I feel is appropriate to have sex.

                          Originally posted by Alvin View Post
                          PS: The Atheist "Logo" you proudly display while cowardly not showing us your face is of course typical of the lack of creativity we see in many Atheist endeavors. I can just see the massive brainpower, all the razor-sharp thinking, unencumbered by superstitious thought that went into it:

                          1. Atheist blinded by his own brilliance sits in front of the computer, bored
                          2. Select font Inkburrow.
                          3. Set font color to generic red
                          4. Eureka! Finally a worthy logo - smart, humorous, insightful, breathtakingly meaningful, cross-cultural, self-referential - that all Atheists throughout the ages from Epicurus via Russel to Hitchens would proudly subscribe to...



                          Sigh.
                          It's simplicity is meaningful to me, creativity is unimportant to me. And I think you'll find that most atheists are more humble than you here "true christians"

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                          • Butch Dickerson
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                            #43
                            Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

                            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                            Why thank you Butch.
                            You look like a strong man. If we were to have a wedding do you think you could fight off a crazed pasta-addled pirate who would be violently objecting to the union because of his delusional beliefs?
                            Lycia,
                            You must be giving off a strong womanly pheromonal scent!
                            Here we are, getting ready to discuss how much we have in common: or just starting to discuss the terms of my recent ex parte restraining order ... and low and behold we have a limp noodled sheep shagger and an atheist lesbian jumping into the sack with us.
                            I have no strong objections to a menage a quatre ,and I admit that noodles in bondage may be quite challenging (in a tingly feel good way). What concerns me is that mouthy lesbo wahran. I think she is attempting to bring her own devices into this courtship, and I feel there may be too many "tools in the bedroom" if she doesn't bring her own batteries.
                            I am not going to invite my roommate Bruce as this would be too much of a workout and I don't have enough pharmaceuticals for that.

                            Besides bitching about what she will and won't do, wahran clearly has a thing for noodle-boy and wants to do a dress-up for him. I therefore suggest we discuss this in seperate motel rooms.
                            What you think?
                            Galations 5:6 (KJV 1611) For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

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                            • Johannes Kirkeholm
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                              #44
                              Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

                              Originally posted by wahran View Post
                              Actually, I only agree to the idea of free will because it shuts you up easier. I believe in determinism.
                              Okay... I usually don't do this but I am gonna go down to your low level of logical reasoning and talk some (God forgive me) science. I used to be a stupid atheist (are there any other kind?) so I know about science and how dumb it is. I do this to try and save wahran's soul from eternal damnation so please bear with the stupid things I am about to say.

                              You are an atheist so I guess you believe in quantum mechanics? If so you can't also be a determinist because those idiots claim that everything is predestined. Quantum mechanics states that somethings are just plain random. If you don't believe in quantum mechanics then you don't believe in physics.

                              I have now demonstrated that not even are you so dumb that you don't believe in God but you don't even follow your satanic science false religion because you fail to understand even these infinitely stupid and simple theories.

                              Now I am gonna go even further down in levels of logical reasoning. If you believe that everything we feel and so on is just the firing of neurons how do you explain subjective experience? How can electrical signals give rise to subjective experiences such as anger?

                              No scientist can explain this so I bet that you can't either. They fail to realize that God created us in His Image and this is why we have subjective experiences and aren't just organic robots as you claim.

                              Repent or burn.

                              I am sorry for derailing your thread Lycia but someone needs to silence this mormonic wahran. If you happen to be unmarried still when I get enough money to move to USA I would like to meet and discuss your views on how a True Christian woman best submits herself to her husband.
                              To the atheists:

                              To the false christians:

                              Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                              Hosea 13:16
                              Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                              • wahran
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                                #45
                                Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

                                Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
                                Okay... I usually don't do this but I am gonna go down to your low level of logical reasoning and talk some (God forgive me) science. I used to be a stupid atheist (are there any other kind?) so I know about science and how dumb it is. I do this to try and save wahran's soul from eternal damnation so please bear with the stupid things I am about to say.

                                You are an atheist so I guess you believe in quantum mechanics? If so you can't also be a determinist because those idiots claim that everything is predestined. Quantum mechanics states that somethings are just plain random. I you don't believe in quantum mechanics then you don't believe in physics.

                                I have now demonstrated that not even are you so dumb that you don't believe in God but you don't even follow your satanic science false religion because you fail to understand even these infinitely stupid and simple theories.

                                Now I am gonna go even further down in levels of logical reasoning. If you believe that everything we feel and so on is just the firing of neurons how do you explain subjective experience? How can electrical signals give rise to subjective experiences such as anger?

                                No scientist can explain this so I bet that you can't either. They fail to realize that God created us in His Image and this is why we have subjective experiences and aren't just organic robots as you claim.

                                Repent or burn.
                                However, determinism allows for chance. It states that chance is also pre-determined, it may appear to be random, but certain conditions arise in which random events are able to occur. Learn your theories.

                                You should also be aware that not every single person's brain is wired in the exact same way. If it were, we would be clones, and there would be no subjective experience. However, since an electrical impulse in my brain may behave in a slightly different way to yours, we think differently, feel differently, experience differently. Just like we look different, act different and talk different.

                                If God created us in His image, as you claim, how do I exist? I'm not perfect in your eyes, would God have been so careless as to create people who were not perfect, like him? I think not. Explain that one. And no, scripture does NOT count as evidence, since we're talking science.

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