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  • defart
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    • Oct 2010
    • 19

    #16
    Re: Is this wrong?

    What I mean by earning one's trust very fast, is that people usually find out rapidly that I'm an honest human being, and that I would never do wrong for short term satisfaction. I do not steal, drink, curse, gamble, use hallucinogenic substances. I will stop here, as I believe it is more than enough self-praise.

    What is a Pro-mice???
    A promice is a commitment by someone to do or not do something, accidentally mistyped, ofcourse.

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    • Raimund
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2010
      • 182

      #17
      Re: Is this wrong?

      Originally posted by defart View Post
      What I mean by earning one's trust very fast, is that people usually find out rapidly that I'm an honest human being, and that I would never do wrong for short term satisfaction. I do not steal, drink, curse, gamble, use hallucinogenic substances. I will stop here, as I believe it is more than enough self-praise.


      A promice is a commitment by someone to do or not do something, accidentally mistyped, ofcourse.
      Ha ha ha ha ha, yes I know it was a typo, there's no edit button for some reason, oh well, I guess that it's obvious that you'll more than likely never gain any trust here, right?, so now how do you gain trust with the people here, or does it matter?

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: Is this wrong?

        Originally posted by Raimund View Post
        Ha ha ha ha ha, yes I know it was a typo, there's no edit button for some reason, oh well, I guess that it's obvious that you'll more than likely never gain any trust here, right?, so now how do you gain trust with the people here, or does it matter?
        Why is it obvious he will never gain the trust of people here?

        Anyone can change his ways and become Saved(c).

        Why, just look at . . . er, and . . . oh, and what about that guy that Brother Cranky's second cousin's neighbor brought to church that time? He got Saved(c), right before he disappeared in the Putnam Parallelogram.

        That's one more reason I think it's a place where God pre-Raptures certain folks.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • metalisNOTmusic
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          • Nov 2010
          • 20

          #19
          Re: Is this wrong?

          Originally posted by defart View Post
          Is it wrong for a christian like me to search for a wealthy christian lady?
          Don't get me wrong, I'm not the lazy type. I have my own job, and I'm not going to quit it if I indeed find a wealthy woman. I'm not as superficial as this comment looks... I want feelings too!
          All I want is to experience a bit more. Traveling, visiting museums, theatre,etc. And my monthly sallary doesn't permit me that.

          In case this isn't wrong, and I may apply for surch a woman, I am a 25 year old male, seeking the love of a wealthy christian lady.
          I'm educated, mannered, and overall fun to have around.
          Feel free to contact me(send me a private message, maybe).

          This place is the worst for advice. People here will just tell you to kill muslims and stuff.
          1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #20
            Re: Is this wrong?

            Originally posted by metalisNOTmusic View Post
            This place is the worst for advice. People here will just tell you to kill muslims and stuff.
            Of course we wouldn't. That would be against the law. We like to think of it as, a future New America where the KJV is the basis for all laws.

            We merely preach from the Bible.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 492

              #21
              Re: Is this wrong?

              Originally posted by metalisNOTmusic View Post
              This place is the worst for advice. People here will just tell you to kill muslims and stuff.
              What an insulting thing to say. We love all God's creatures, but as True Christians we also feel it's our duty to help them get away from the devil, who clearly has possessed them. Do you think it's easy to do so?


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              Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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              • defart
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                • Oct 2010
                • 19

                #22
                Re: Is this wrong?

                While reviewing this thread, I noticed the fact that I haven't replied to this post:
                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                I thought you were single. What family are you presently providing for?
                I provide for my mother and my son.

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                • defart
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                  • Oct 2010
                  • 19

                  #23
                  Re: Is this wrong?

                  One would say that it's almost impossible.
                  Every time I go to church on special occasions such as Easter or Christmas, most young folks tend to laugh and make silly jokes, use inappropriate language, and the list goes on. And there's so many such lost cases.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #24
                    Re: Is this wrong?

                    Originally posted by defart View Post
                    While reviewing this thread, I noticed the fact that I haven't replied to this post:


                    I provide for my mother and my son.
                    Sweet Jesus, you had a child with your MOTHER

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #25
                      Re: Is this wrong?

                      Originally posted by defart View Post
                      While reviewing this thread, I noticed the fact that I haven't replied to this post:


                      I provide for my mother and my son.
                      I trust this means you are a widower?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • ShadowusMaximus
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                        • Nov 2010
                        • 8

                        #26
                        Re: Is this wrong?

                        Hello brothers how about this? is this wrong? kinda makes me nervous, friend showed me on teh ytub: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjdnv6Xe70&NR=1

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #27
                          Re: Is this wrong?

                          This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not a video-sharing site.

                          Perhaps you should leave of your own accord.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #28
                            Re: Is this wrong?

                            Originally posted by ShadowusMaximus View Post
                            Hello brothers how about this? is this wrong? kinda makes me nervous, friend showed me on teh ytub: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjdnv6Xe70&NR=1
                            I just wasted 28 seconds of my life on that. That is 28 seconds not spent loving Jesus. I should charge you $100.00 for my time.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • ShadowusMaximus
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                              • Nov 2010
                              • 8

                              #29
                              Re: Is this wrong?

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not a video-sharing site.

                              Perhaps you should leave of your own accord.
                              im srrys didnt mean to tick anyone off, just seemed like an appropriate post for a tittle that says is this wrong. sdeacntcuemmsoenmkperyas!!!
                              nice little scramble for ya

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                              • sircdarwin
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                                • Nov 2010
                                • 2

                                #30
                                Re: Is this wrong?

                                it not be wrong to marry to find wealth women do it all time. it make everyone happy. man get girl, girl get money. man this time get money, to get girl, and girl get man, to be happy!

                                nothing wrong. even god says so


                                leviticus 2:23 "man should be happy"


                                see?

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