[Grace K]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

I enjoy watching women clean and cook. also i got a pretty large package so we can make plenty of bebes! u r pretty

I'm not stupid, I know a homer when I see one..I mean even your name says so!

[Swedish_faggot]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

I enjoy watching women clean and cook. also i got a pretty large package so we can make plenty of bebes! u r pretty

[Grace K]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

Oh no. I would never even think about tricking another indvidual! That's what satan does!
How dare she be ungrateful!! You were only trying to help her and to prevent her from being tempted. She will realize the mistake she has made, when she's burning in hell..
I only said "not to sound rude" because I did not wish to offend you, lest you take what I said the wrong way.
As for how much, I do not know. He doesn't even want me married! I suppose that conversation would be between you and him alone.

[Alvin]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

I absolutely LOVE baking! I am so upset that I did not say that earlier! If I had to pick I would say my favorite hobbies ever are baking, reading my KJV 1611, cooking and cleaning.

Oh yes Brother, I know my place and I stay there!

Ah, Sister Grace, that sounds encouraging - for a second I thought you were trying to hide a deep blemish and tricking me into offering my stern hand:

Ezek.16: 15-16 But thou didst trust in thine own beauty, and playedst theharlot because of thy renown, and pouredst out thy fornications on every one that passed by; his it was. And of thy garments thou didst take, and deckedst thy high places with divers colours, and playedst the harlot thereupon: the like things shall not come, neither shall it be so.

Was she ungrateful for her hut? I would LOVE one of those! It wouldn't have to be fancy, just a good place for me to go in my unclean time where I would be away from other people, so as not to get them unclean.

Aaah, praise the LORD, 't is good to know that there are still godly women out there. Indeed the last one I showed the Menstruation hut was obviously not a True Christian woman - she got angry and said something about not being a dog who can be kept outside in the backyard. I really didn't know what I did wrong - the chain and necklace was only there to help her internal resolve, lest she get weak and try to sneak back into the house during the time of her period, thereby risking irreperable damage to her eternal soul... It is good to know that you are a young lady who can better appreciate my concern for your soul.

And not to sound rude in any way, the title of this thread is "Seeking a man who can keep me in line".

Wow - this one is obviously in dire need of a strong Christian hand to control her inner urges! "not to sound rude in any way"?

Timothy 1:11-12 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

You are clearly overstepping your bounds as a female, which illustrates how badly you need to be forcefully reined back into the loving lap of Christian compassion! Amen, Sister, we need to break that monster called pride that has reared its ugly head.

Jer.49:16 Thy terribleness hath deceived thee, and the pride of thine heart, O thou that dwellest in the clefts of the rock, that holdest the height of the hill: though thou shouldest make thy nest as high as the eagle, I will bring thee down from thence, saith the LORD.

Why of COURSE I am willing to submit to my husband. It is my job after all. And I do not wish to burn in hell..theres homos there!

Very well - then as you are 15, I suppose I should buy you off from your father to avoid any misunderstandings with regard to property rights later on. Do you happen to know how many shekels he intends to sell you for? If I take this burden off his hands now, I assume he should offer a good price, considering you have just entered that time when girls become difficult...

But perhaps we should not be discussing these sensitive economic matters in public, so perhaps you should PM me your father's starting offer.

Yours in Christ - and looking forward to laying hands on y... I mean to a laying on of hands in the interest of soothing and reshaping your troubled soul in the image of the LORD,

Alvin

[Grace K]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

Grace,

this all sounds very nice - but I could not help but notice you have skipped an important part... you mention cooking, but how is your baking? Can you make good pies for the LORD?

And at 15 you are certainly not too young to find a good suitor - it is never too soon to start breeding litte Soldiers for Christ.


But - are you really sure you already know your place? I am asking because I have become more careful due to some shocking disappointments.

Someone who appeared to be a chaste, True Christian incub... woman looked at me in a funny way when I showed her the Menstruation Hut.

And while your intentions and thoughts seem to be pure, I have to ask if you are prepared to be kept on the path to Christ with a very firm hand and accept full submission to your husband's god-given will. I am not about to spare the rod - for it is important that we protect womenfolk from their own feeble mind and tender flesh by being strong for them with all the thrust and impetus of our passion for the LORD! For it is better to break a will and a few bones than to allow a wife's soul to fall to eternal damnation...

Mark.94:43-47 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Perhaps we should pray for guidance from Jesus on this important matter - he needs more little soldiers for Christ and you obviously need a strong guiding hand.

Yours in Christ,

Alvin

I absolutely LOVE baking! I am so upset that I did not say that earlier! If I had to pick I would say my favorite hobbies ever are baking, reading my KJV 1611, cooking and cleaning.

Oh yes Brother, I know my place and I stay there!

Was she ungrateful for her hut? I would LOVE one of those! It wouldn't have to be fancy, just a good place for me to go in my unclean time where I would be away from other people, so as not to get them unclean.

And not to sound rude in any way, the title of this thread is "Seeking a man who can keep me in line". Why of COURSE I am willing to submit to my husband. It is my job after all. And I do not wish to burn in hell..theres homos there!

[Alvin]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. (...)
I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!

Grace,

this all sounds very nice - but I could not help but notice you have skipped an important part... you mention cooking, but how is your baking? Can you make good pies for the LORD?

And at 15 you are certainly not too young to find a good suitor - it is never too soon to start breeding litte Soldiers for Christ.


But - are you really sure you already know your place? I am asking because I have become more careful due to some shocking disappointments.

Someone who appeared to be a chaste, True Christian incub... woman looked at me in a funny way when I showed her the Menstruation Hut.

And while your intentions and thoughts seem to be pure, I have to ask if you are prepared to be kept on the path to Christ with a very firm hand and accept full submission to your husband's god-given will. I am not about to spare the rod - for it is important that we protect womenfolk from their own feeble mind and tender flesh by being strong for them with all the thrust and impetus of our passion for the LORD! For it is better to break a will and a few bones than to allow a wife's soul to fall to eternal damnation...

Mark.94:43-47 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Perhaps we should pray for guidance from Jesus on this important matter - he needs more little soldiers for Christ and you obviously need a strong guiding hand.

Yours in Christ,

Alvin

[Bible Student]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Son, this is not www.HornyBoysForJesus.com Get your mind out of the gutter and into God's lap.

I think my internet is broken. I have been on the phone with AT&T tech support for hours, but no matter how many times I click on that link, it just doesn't seem to work. This is VERY frustrating as you can imagine, as I simply want to get the full context of Brother Hutchins' post. Perhaps I'll make a post for some help in the help thread. Does anyone know any other way to download the internet so I can see the site? Nevermind, I'll just keep clicking it until they fix it. Praise Jesus!

Bathed in His Holy Blood Of Forgiveness,
Harry Lester

Please save your money. There is nothing wrong with your computer. You are not a True Christian(tm) and would not be able to resist the temptations on that page. Baby Jesus is trying to help you.

Matthew 6:13 -- And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

I'm sure he would not let that work link for anyone but a True Christian(tm) and True Christians(tm) would not be seduced to click on the link in the first place. In short, save your soul and save your money. You might consider saving up for a larger tithe.

[Zachariah Do-Good]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

I would love to Begin your training in bible study’s but i would like you to attend One of the Baptist churches pastors private study groups http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27676
Once the pastor gives the go ahead we can start the long and hard work of getting you in shape to be the perfect christen girl J
I may be long and hard training sessions but in the end you will be full of love for God.
Send me a PM and we can continue this conversation.
And hopefully one of the Pastors can join us in you training J

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

Son, this is not www.HornyBoysForJesus.com Get your mind out of the gutter and into God's lap.

I think my internet is broken. I have been on the phone with AT&T tech support for hours, but no matter how many times I click on that link, it just doesn't seem to work. This is VERY frustrating as you can imagine, as I simply want to get the full context of Brother Hutchins' post. Perhaps I'll make a post for some help in the help thread. Does anyone know any other way to download the internet so I can see the site? Nevermind, I'll just keep clicking it until they fix it. Praise Jesus!

Bathed in His Holy Blood Of Forgiveness,
Harry Lester

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

Count me out!

I prefer my women older and cringing, after they've been with a real monster.

It's a lot easier when the bar has already been lowered; preferably to the floor.

Perhaps that is why your name didn't come to mind, I apologize for not mentioning you.

[Cursed]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

Count me out!

I prefer my women older and cringing, after they've been with a real monster.

It's a lot easier when the bar has already been lowered; preferably to the floor.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

Well, I have to sort of disagree with you. Mrs. Hutchins has explicit instructions to stay in the kitchen when I am in the house. Once I leave, she then is free to vacuum, and pick up and wash my clothes, food plates and other messes to her hearts content.

And when does she clean your truck? Although you may park it just outside of the kitchen, she still has to go out the back door to clean it.

I'm not trying to be disrespectful, I'm just tired of the unsaved trash coming on here with these silly ideas of how a True Christian™ woman should be. It's very difficult as a woman (especially when your father is not interested in helping) to find a good man. Many men will claim to be Christian men, but turn out to be spoiled little brats who don't realize that they have as much, if not more, responsibility being the man in a Christian relationship. They don't understand the difference between being corrective and being abusive. They don't understand that although it's the wife's responsibility to cook the bacon, it's their responsibility to bring it home. I've even met "christian" men who decided to attempt to demand sex from me before the wedding because "women are supposed to obey men".

I am just trying to save this poor woman from making mistakes that many women who are sorely lacking in paternal help make.

Oh! Thank you so very much Sister for that advice! I am very confliced, seeing as how I have left my catlick father's house and I no longer have very many people to help me in situations like this. But I am glad that there are people willing to help me with matters like this.

There are some good True Christian(TM) single men on this board.

I know Hank has been looking for a wife, and he's a True Christian(TM), I haven't seen him around in a couple of days though.

[Grace K]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

Wait for a True Christian™ man. I had to wait until I was over 30, but it was well worth it. Although if I had known about such a place as this, I doubt it would have been so long.

As for staying in the kitchen, how does he expect you to keep the rest of the house clean? I am always suspicious of a man who says this

Oh! Thank you so very much Sister for that advice! I am very confliced, seeing as how I have left my catlick father's house and I no longer have very many people to help me in situations like this. But I am glad that there are people willing to help me with matters like this.

[MissionaryOnAMission]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

Son, this is not www.HornyBoysForJesus.com Get your mind out of the gutter and into God's lap

Well, I have to sort of disagree with you. Mrs. Hutchins has explicit instructions to stay in the kitchen when I am in the house. Once I leave, she then is free to vacuum, and pick up and wash my clothes, food plates and other messes to her hearts content.

I sincerely apologize James. That comment was said with best intentions. I am a man of God. My mind is never in the gutter. I never allow the devil to take control of me like that. Jesus Christ always guides me in the right direction.

I'm very sorry that I came off sounding vulgar in anyway.

I will pray that you can forgive me, and that my Lord will forgive me.

Praise Jesus.

[MissionaryOnAMission]

Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line.

What did I say that was wrong?

I thought this was the place for that type of discussion?

I am very confused.