[Roberta]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Dear Bob,

You sound like a very nice and uncomplicated man. I am really sorry your wife chose to humiliate you.

We are looking for a lacrosse coach at our local high school. Would you consider moving to Vermont?

[JennyD]

Re: Looking for a better wife

We are looking for a lacrosse coach at our local high school. Would you consider moving to Vermont?

Beware, Brother Bob!

This hairy-armpitted Lezbian lacrosse player is obviously looking to tempt you into a dark corner, where she and her "butchez" can chop off your <censored>!!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Looking for a better wife

The phrase "fiery pits of hell" comes to mind.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Looking for a better wife

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[narrowpathy]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Until very recently, I thought I was married to a pure Christian woman. Although after coming home from coaching my team, I walk into my home to find my filthy (NOW EX-) wife fornicating with a nigra boy. But I have not come here to have anyone feel sorry for me. My bible teaches me better than that.

Psalms 3:3 But thou, O LORD, art a shield for me; my glory, and the lifter up of mine head.

With my heart in the Lord's hands, I'm looking for a young virgin as a candidate for my future wife. I'm 34 and coach the Memorial Parkway Junior High Eagles Football B team. I'm open to dating any night besides Friday (game night) and Sunday. (of course) If you are in the Katy area, I'd love to meet you for drinks or bible study.


On the other hand, I'd like to add that I have nothing but high hopes that the Lord will be laughing with me in Heaven someday as my rotten nigra-loving ex-wife burns in the depths of hell (if women even have souls, that is). May she be ravaged there with 10 fold the aggression of what I witnessed in my home.


Thank you all for the support, and I look forward to meeting a beautiful virgin soon.

- Brother Bob Cross

Oh Brother Bob,

I am so sympathetic with your plight! You must be very horny now, as you surely fon't go to brothels as some hell-bound heathens and atheists here.

This Saintly virgin will be very happy to relieve you from the tension in the round dangling parts of your temple of the Holy Spirit and she will be happy to make you husband and father of her children who you will no doubt make True Christians

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Oh Brother Bob,

I am so sympathetic with your plight! You must be very horny now, as you surely fon't go to brothels as some hell-bound heathens and atheists here.

This Saintly virgin will be very happy to relieve you from the tension in the round dangling parts of your temple of the Holy Spirit and she will be happy to make you husband and father of her children who you will no doubt make True Christians

Sorry Brother, she won't do. First she is a Catolick and secondly she is a filthy, dirty beaner.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[narrowpathy]

Re: Looking for a better wife

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Sorry Brother, she won't do. First she ils a Catolick and secondly she is a filthy, dirty beaner.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I think she looks WASP alright0.

[Roberta]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Is a beaner a woman from Boston? New England is the only place in the US that God has blessed.

You will see when the Patriots win the Super Bowel!

[JennyD]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Oh Brother Bob,

I am so sympathetic with your plight! You must be very horny now, as you surely fon't go to brothels as some hell-bound heathens and atheists here.

This Saintly virgin will be very happy to relieve you from the tension in the round dangling parts of your temple of the Holy Spirit and she will be happy to make you husband and father of her children who you will no doubt make True Christians

I see Hitoshi has gotten into the Photoshop again.

Is there nothing that disgusting perverted little monkey won't do to get some, from SOMEONE?!

[HolierThanThou]

Re: Looking for a better wife

We VENERATE (less than worship, but more than usual respect) her. All we do is ask her to pray to God for our needs (she is one POWERFUL intercessor)



I realized the NIV wasn't entirely accurate...It's the NAB and New Jerusalem Bible for me now!



The Lord is my Master...Step into a Catholic Church, and you'll see Jesus is the main focus of all we do!

Go father! Put the boot in! Don't take any crap from these kiddie-fiddling, wife beating, castrated, monkey-evolved gimps!

They're just in it for the little girls and the Brokeback Mountain style "Hunting Trips" anyway...

[Talitha]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Go father! Put the boot in! Don't take any crap from these kiddie-fiddling, wife beating, castrated, monkey-evolved gimps!

They're just in it for the little girls and the Brokeback Mountain style "Hunting Trips" anyway...

I should be careful friend. He'll think you are chasing him.
Cattlick Priests are notorious for chasing young Gay Men on the Internets.

[mericristial]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Hi Friend


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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Hi Friend


I found one site for matchmaking. Dating Disciples is an online dating service provider offering free online dating, Christian dating and matchmaking services. Register now and find your true friend.

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Pal, why don't you make your own thread in the "introductions" section and let us welcome you properly.

Thanks for the link!

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Hi Friend


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I do hope y'all are trying to be helpful, and not spamming. It might be a good idea to do what Pastor Zeke done said and introduce yourself properly.

[Brother Bob Cross]

Re: Looking for a better wife

With my recent return, I'd like to resurrect this thread in hopes of hastening my search for a wife. Rumors are spreading about me, and I must prove my Godly devotion. Although women are surely inferior in every way, I'd like to continue making God's soldiers whilst having my dinner made. If you know any young, hardworking, virgins, please send them my way!

Also, thanks for the link. I'm a bit late due to being unable to access the internets from prison, but it's really a fine site and may help me very much! Praise for this gift from God!