[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Well, you look like a fool now. And who's this "us"? Are you a Popish Mary-Worshipper too?

You have no respect for the Mother of God, do you? (She's the mother of Jesus, and Jesus is God, therefore...)

Shut it. Are you claiming that Jesus did away with Matthew 19:9? Or that sodomising a wild negro doesn't count as adultery? Which is it?

I say the KJV gives an inaccurate interpretation. The original Greek term is "porneia," meaning if the marriage was invalid in the first place...So yes, separation is permissible if there's no marriage.

Exactly what I was about to say. The foolish fish-head has been defeated so totally and comprehensively it almost seems cruel to join in and mock him. But I will anyway, because it is better that he should be mocked in this life than that he should carry on in his sins and go to Hell as a result. Now, Martin, are you prepared to apologise and repent for being a disgusting idolatrous pervert?

If I ever convert to you cultists at Landover, may a curse be upon me and everything connected, and may my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Looking for a better wife

You have no respect for the Mother of God, do you? (She's the mother of Jesus, and Jesus is God, therefore...)

Respect is one thing, worship is another. I have a lot of respect for Pastor Ezekiel, but I don't feel the need to build statues of him and bow down in front of them.

I say the KJV gives an inaccurate interpretation.

Of course, being a heretic you prefer the HIV. So (may God forgive me), I'll post their take on it:
Matthew 19:9 I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, and marries another woman commits adultery."

How exactly is that any better for you? Or are you ignoring the NIV as well now?

If I ever convert to you cultists at Landover, may a curse be upon me and everything connected, and may my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth!

Well, that was a stupid thing to say. If you stay with your Roman cult, Jesus will throw you into Hell, and now you've just asked your dark master Satan to place a curse on you if you ever get Saved. Looks like you are quite literally damned if you do and damned if you don't.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Respect is one thing, worship is another. I have a lot of respect for Pastor Ezekiel, but I don't feel the need to build statues of him and bow down in front of them.

We VENERATE (less than worship, but more than usual respect) her. All we do is ask her to pray to God for our needs (she is one POWERFUL intercessor)

Of course, being a heretic you prefer the HIV. So (may God forgive me), I'll post their take on it:
Matthew 19:9 I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, and marries another woman commits adultery."

How exactly is that any better for you? Or are you ignoring the NIV as well now?

I realized the NIV wasn't entirely accurate...It's the NAB and New Jerusalem Bible for me now!

Well, that was a stupid thing to say. If you stay with your Roman cult, Jesus will throw you into Hell, and now you've just asked your dark master Satan to place a curse on you if you ever get Saved. Looks like you are quite literally damned if you do and damned if you don't.

The Lord is my Master...Step into a Catholic Church, and you'll see Jesus is the main focus of all we do!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Looking for a better wife

We VENERATE (less than worship, but more than usual respect) her. All we do is ask her to pray to God for our needs (she is one POWERFUL intercessor)

Well, that makes sense, because you certainly need a mediator between God and man.
1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
2:6 Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.

If you want Jesus to do something, pray to Him yourself. Trying to get His mum to nag Him will get you nowhere.

The Lord is my Master...Step into a Catholic Church, and you'll see Jesus is the main focus of all we do!

Friend, if you were that fixated on Jesus you wouldn't need a massive array of saints and Popes to worship.

[tampons_rule]

Re: Looking for a better wife

im terribly intersted in you, im a dude, but i know you are into that stuff, kinky huh
and you guys arent christian, this is some sort of mega cult
and internet dating? cmon, dude you are worse than the 40 year old virgin, heck you are worse than an 80 year old virgin

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Looking for a better wife

im terribly intersted in you, im a dude, but i know you are into that stuff, kinky huh
and you guys arent christian, this is some sort of mega cult

What makes you think we are not good Christians? Our whole point is it we are the ones following Christ's word.

iand internet dating? cmon, dude you are worse than the 40 year old virgin, heck you are worse than an 80 year old virgin

If you read above you will see the man who started this thread is properly married. Does that sound like a virgin to you harlot?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Looking for a better wife

im terribly intersted in you, im a dude, but i know you are into that stuff, kinky huh
and you guys arent christian, this is some sort of mega cult
and internet dating? cmon, dude you are worse than the 40 year old virgin, heck you are worse than an 80 year old virgin

I believe that this heathen wants to commit sodomy with Brother Temperance.

And I'm wondering what level of perversion would cause a male (admitted sissyboy) to think that "tampons rule"? In what way would "satan's little cotton fingers" rule anyone?

[tonymontana]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Until very recently, I thought I was married to a pure Christian woman. Although after coming home from coaching my team, I walk into my home to find my filthy (NOW EX-) wife fornicating with a nigra boy.

Ha that sucks . maybe u couldn't please her?

[Brother Bob Cross]

Re: Looking for a better wife

im terribly intersted in you, im a dude, but i know you are into that stuff, kinky huh
and you guys arent christian, this is some sort of mega cult
and internet dating? cmon, dude you are worse than the 40 year old virgin, heck you are worse than an 80 year old virgin

Excuse me, did Satan remove your ability to think, read, and type properly when he laid claim to your soul, heathen? I'll just assume your homer bullshit was some sort of facetious nonsense. And to further note, the only thing worse than a 40 year old virgin (or 80 year old virgin for that matter) would be a 40 year old unmarried fornicating heathen. Obviously I am neither, but go ahead and continue imagining things... you'll be in Hell in no time.

Ha that sucks . maybe u couldn't please her?

What kind of joke is that? Women do the cleaning, cooking, baby-making, and pleasing. If doing her chores wasn't pleasing enough she should have jumped off a cliff, because there's nothing more to the life of a woman.

If your filthy heathen mind was trying to imply some sort of sexual pleasure. You better think twice. Sex is for procreation, not for giving the wife some sort of disgusting body contractions. (Only hearsay, I've never experienced such bestial displays)




And as for that Idol worshiping papist fool...

Muslims:


Buddhists:


You:


Need I say more? False idols are false idols.

Enjoy your time with the cotton lover.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Looking for a better wife

And I'm wondering what level of perversion would cause a male (admitted sissyboy) to think that "tampons rule"? In what way would "satan's little cotton fingers" rule anyone?

I believe it's a central part of Hellary's agenda for America. The feminazi menace must be stopped, or we will all find ourselves groaning under the iron high heel of a tampon dictatorship!

[Zodiarc]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Excuse me, did Satan remove your ability to think, read, and type properly when he laid claim to your soul, heathen? I'll just assume your homer bullshit was some sort of facetious nonsense. And to further note, the only thing worse than a 40 year old virgin (or 80 year old virgin for that matter) would be a 40 year old unmarried fornicating heathen. Obviously I am neither, but go ahead and continue imagining things... you'll be in Hell in no time.




What kind of joke is that? Women do the cleaning, cooking, baby-making, and pleasing. If doing her chores wasn't pleasing enough she should have jumped off a cliff, because there's nothing more to the life of a woman.

If your filthy heathen mind was trying to imply some sort of sexual pleasure. You better think twice. Sex is for procreation, not for giving the wife some sort of disgusting body contractions. (Only hearsay, I've never experienced such bestial displays)




And as for that Idol worshiping papist fool...

Muslims:


Buddhists:


You:


Need I say more? False idols are false idols.

Enjoy your time with the cotton lover.

I don't think that black people love cotton. Especially not in the way you love Jesus.

[Zodiarc]

Re: Looking for a better wife

As of this moment I'm unaware how to edit posts, so my apologies for the double post.

From reading this post I am sorry you have been hurt by your wife in this way, but instead of marrying underage girls (like those suggested previously whom look pre-pubescent) Why not find someone your own age with whom you can share your interests with and actually talk to instead of a girl who you'll have to pick up from school everyday.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Why not find someone your own age with whom you can share your interests with and actually talk to instead of a girl who you'll have to pick up from school everyday.

A girl who goes to school? He wants a decent, God-fearing wife who'll know her place, not some trollop who thinks she's better than a man and quotes Darwin all day!

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Looking for a better wife

The pickings are slim...nowadays women are all drawn to the feminazi version of womanhood. If you cannot find a decent unmarried Baptist woman in your congregation you are forced to look elsewhere.
The non Baptist women are all hell bent, of that I have no doubt. Talking about pleasure and pleasing her and all of that rubbish.
If they won't listen to the Bible I've a good mind to sometimes clobber them with it.
We need to bring more people to the Baptist faith...I'm certain of this. God fearing women who understand their role as help mate.
The one good thing Brother is that when you find her you will have tossed all the lesser riff raff away and will have exactly what you want. The grain is the best when the chaff is tossed aside.
I haven't noticed yet as I get too taken up with other topics and witness...but is there a topic here for training the good Baptist Christian wife? Perhaps if there isn't one of our lovely graceful women can teach the appropriate lessons.

To those vile unsaved women sending me private messages...no you may not look up my kilt. I do not wear a kilt all the time and that was for a special occasion. I had to do it as a family obligation. I'd rather be in manly trousers and the only one who gets to view the seed dispenser of God will be my beloved and dutiful wife.

[Yellow Rose]

Re: Looking for a better wife

Hi BB,

I am in Dallas and you are kinda cute. I have two questions, though.

1) Do you have family money?
2) Why do you think your wife cuckolded you?

I look forward to hearing from you, Bob.