[Sister Noddy]

Re: Pregnant

You did not send this?

Yes of course, my dear Miss Robooba, I did post that one for you! Have you read your KJV1611 Bible today?

In Jesus' love, Sister Noddy

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

And I'm the mother-in-law

You did not send this?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Pregnant

Do you and your mother-in-law have an unusual relationship? She sent me a message, too.

Hmm, apart from the usual spanking sessions in the parlor late at night after family Bible study (and of course after the little boys are in bed for the night) there is nothing particularly unusual about my relationship with my son (in-law)

Anyway I don't recall sending you a message, dear ... since you are a harlot and unsaved trash, and don't have access to the personal messaging feature ...

But perhaps I've misunderstood your post?

With love in Jesus, Sister Noddy

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

Do you and your mother-in-law have an unusual relationship? She sent me a message, too.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Pregnant

Only if I can bring my widowed mother-in-law along.

And I'm the mother-in-law

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Pregnant

ABOUT YOU--are you interested in moving to the Green Mountains and starting a family? A suitor's age is unimportant provided he has the ability and desire to procreate. Have you had a recent sperm count?

Only if I can bring my widowed mother-in-law along.

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

And how do you take care of them? Women need lots of special attention.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pregnant

I have always heard that Iowa was filled with flat cornfields and unflat cornfed women. Where do you ski in Iowa?

Now Roberta, I assure you here in Freehold you will have no need to ever go out of my house and risk your' frail, feminine body in some horribly dangerous sport like skiing.

We take care of our women folk here in Iowa.

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

He is cute I admit. He must be a chinky dog trying to grasp his little pee-pee.

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

Girl, I'm ashamed. You should be the one moving to where the Godly men need you, not having them fly around the country. besides, there is no better place than Freehold, Iowa.

I have always heard that Iowa was filled with flat cornfields and unflat cornfed women. Where do you ski in Iowa?

[Hitoshi]

Re: Pregnant

No I am not intersted in Hiroshi. I played along knowing he would never get to VT. And I will reiterate, he looked Oriental downstairs.

[Cheshire]

Re: Pregnant

No I am not intersted in Hiroshi. I played along knowing he would never get to VT. And I will reiterate, he looked Oriental downstairs.

ABOUT YOU--are you interested in moving to the Green Mountains and starting a family? A suitor's age is unimportant provided he has the ability and desire to procreate. Have you had a recent sperm count?

Girl, I'm ashamed. You should be the one moving to where the Godly men need you, not having them fly around the country. besides, there is no better place than Freehold, Iowa.

[Roberta]

Re: Pregnant

No I am not intersted in Hiroshi. I played along knowing he would never get to VT. And I will reiterate, he looked Oriental downstairs.

ABOUT YOU--are you interested in moving to the Green Mountains and starting a family? A suitor's age is unimportant provided he has the ability and desire to procreate. Have you had a recent sperm count?

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Pregnant

... maybe True christian is buy plane ticket for me ...

Ah ha! gotcha! The slanteye is at it again. It's shocking, that's what. I'm shocked. Who, us True Christians buy the ching chong a plane ticket to consort with an unsaved hussy? I seriously doubt it. Think again. Poop on that, chink boy. Oh and young lady dairymaid, do yourself a favor and read the Bible while you still have the chance to make a hit with Jesus. Whenever you're ready. Seriously, you're not interested in the ching chong, are you? I'm a widower and not getting any younger, you know. Poop.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pregnant

It sounds like a very reasonable proposal. You would move to Vermont?

If you are close to Pastor Zeke please put in a good word for me. He has given me many infractions and I do not want to be abolished.

Thank you!

Stop hitting on MY Honeypie Pastor Zeke, or I will abolish you!