Pregnant

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Pregnant

Ah, my dear. You are far too young for old and drink-wracked One-eyed Jack. And I took a solemn vow before Jesus that my womb-fruitin' days were over. From now on the salmon swim upstream for the pure pleasure of it.**

Do you have an unattached mother, or perhaps a youngish grandmother who likes beer, shooting possums at midnight, and can stand an atmosphere strongly laced with methane and hydrogen sulfide?

I strongly favor women with towering noses and eyes like fishpools.

Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus. Song of Solomon 7:4

~~ OEJ

**OK, the Lord says be fruitful and multiply but I DONE MULTIPLIED ALREADY. Multiplication class is over.

[Roberta]

I am looking for a good CHRISTIAN man to marry me and fruit my womb. I live in Vermont so if you are nearby please email me.

Looking for a mate,

Dairymaid Roberta