Are you a "breast" or "leg" man?

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Are you a "breast" or "leg" man?

I mean, just because they always say what mines is so perfect formed and imagine they must to be lovely to look at (I'm modest - so nobody have saw them), and that my long legs is so fit and athletic because I do lots of esport and exercise and hard works and always have the men whistlering to me when I walk in estreet to the shops etc, I mean WHY is so important?

This completely counteracts the "cure" that sister kitty provided. Now i'm back to square 1.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Are you a "breast" or "leg" man?

I never understodd what the men find so fascinator of these parts of our body.

I mean, just because they always say what mines is so perfect formed and imagine they must to be lovely to look at (I'm modest - so nobody have saw them), and that my long legs is so fit and athletic because I do lots of esport and exercise and hard works and always have the men whistlering to me when I walk in estreet to the shops etc, I mean WHY is so important?

Is just a body, even if it perfect, no?

I mean, a amazing body won't get you onto the Heaven, no?
Is my insides what count, no my outsides.

Men. Estrange simple creatures.

YIC, Mari

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are you a "breast" or "leg" man?

No matter how great their body parts are, once they get old it all starts hanging anyway.

In the end all that matters is that they are silent and obedient.

Ephesians 5:22 "Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord."

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Are you a "breast" or "leg" man?

I'm kind of mixed up about this. I've always imagined that breasts would be soft and heavenly... And instinctively arousing even. But you must be right--I'll go use my flagellate until I come to my senses

Allow me to cure your breast fixation, quickly, possible future brother. You will never find a breast 'arousing' again.



Try to get that image out of your mind. You're welcome.

[JustGotSaved]

I'm kind of mixed up about this. I've always imagined that breasts would be soft and heavenly... And instinctively arousing even. But you must be right--I'll go use my flagellate until I come to my senses
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[Tea_Party_Minister]

Re: Are you a "breast" or "leg" man?

It would seem that Satan has somehow made his way into the House of God! A God-fearing man knows that a woman's legs should be covered and her breasts should only be looked upon by her offspring while nursing. What a pervert!

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Are you a "breast" or "leg" man?

Clearly a woman's breasts are more important than her legs. The breasts are required to nourish the many soldiers for the Lord she raises for her husband. A true woman will feed so many of her husband's sons that when she finally hits menopause, and becomes useless, her breasts will be completely spent, empty sacks of skin bouncing off her knees.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Are you a "breast" or "leg" man?

At least he didn't ask if you were an "ass man".

Can you believe some men look at a woman's NETHERPARTS and become AROUSED??

Please don't, I'm about to barf.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Are you a "breast" or "leg" man?

At least he didn't ask if you were an "ass man".

Can you believe some men look at a woman's NETHERPARTS and become AROUSED??

[WinnerNotSinner]

I was ministering to a group of first year LBC university students the other day, and after explaining the story of Lot having sex with his daughters in the cave and why he was a good man of GOD, I asked if anyone had any questions. After a long pause a greasy faced simpleton shouted out "Are you a breast or leg man?".

I replied "Leg if I'm honest, breast can sometimes be too dry on it's own; especially if overcooked."

Then things started getting weird, he laughed and said

"On women I mean, the breasts and legs on women, which do you prefer?"



I had no answer. In honesty all I really care about when it comes to women is:

a) how proficient a housewife she is
b) her childbearing potential (Genesis 1:28)
c) how much she loves Christ

When I was looking for a partner, I therefore looked for: wide hips, obedience and a LBC members card. It turns out some PERVERTS aren't like me, and instead look for things like breasts and legs on a woman.

My question, what's the point? I don't want my wife to be an olympic high jumper. She just needs legs large enough to reach the sink, but small enough to be able to bend down and clean a 10x10 meter section of flooring in under 50 seconds.

By the same token, breasts just seem like a complete waste of time; he said to me "Wouldn't you prefer a lovely pair of DD's to no breasts at all?" After enquiring about what he meant by DD I said "I don't care!! I don't mind them as long as they don't get in the way".

I started getting annoyed by the demon ruining my ministering session, and so I told him he would burn in hell for thinking lustful thoughts (Matthew 5:28) and stormed out.

As I was leaving the rest of the teens were laughing, I think I must have rebuked him well!

Leg or breast? NEITHER! My advice to every single Christian man here is to look past these satanic distractions on the female anatomy, placed there by demons with the sole aim of interfering with you finding a fruitful, submissive and God-fearing wife.

I'm still really annoyed about this halfwit "student", how do these kind of disgusting parasites get into Freehold anyway? I have already made a formal complaint to the University, the Church and the Mayor asking exactly how this demon managed to wriggle his way though the Freehold security net, suggesting July 11th for stoning.