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  • Fleur-de-lis
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2012
    • 161

    #121
    Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    It's not to prove his manhood, it's do follow God's Divine Plan for us all. Any True Christian woman would feel blessed to be struck by her husband, as would her True Christian™ children.

    Read the Bible, slut.
    If having my eyes blacked is a blessing, I'd rather not be blessed.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #122
      Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

      Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
      If having my eyes blacked is a blessing, I'd rather not be blessed.
      Wait until you see what satan has in store for you, slut. You'll rue the day that you turned down a Godly beating from a True Christian(tm) Man.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Fleur-de-lis
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Apr 2012
        • 161

        #123
        Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Wait until you see what satan has in store for you, slut. You'll rue the day that you turned down a Godly beating from a True Christian™ Man.
        Interesting artwork - speculation mixed with antique woodcuts.

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        • Nathan B. Forrest
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 394

          #124
          Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

          Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
          Hit the SOB back. Preferably with a baseball bat.
          Seriously?? You're confusing Mrs. Portway with your filth and leading her away from the True Path to Salvation: obedience to the Lord and her husband. For SHAME!!!!

          ~Nate

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          • EmmaLee
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2012
            • 45

            #125
            Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

            Yes. You shouldn't even hug anyone before you're married either. Not even your own mother. Hugging, holding hands, and kissing leads to fornication, no doubt about that. Even brushing up accidentally against someone will give you sinful sexual urges that will lead you done the wrong path.

            So don't allow anyone to touch you period.

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #126
              Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

              What's kissing?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #127
                Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                What's kissing?
                It's something queers do primarily.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Mrs. Naomi Portway
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 123

                  #128
                  Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

                  Aaron says kissing is over rated and it's a Hollywood invention to sell lip stick to whores. Also, his beard scratches my face so I'm glad he thinks kissing is for sinners.
                  Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

                  "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

                  Pat Robertson

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                  • hellfire Republican
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 48

                    #129
                    Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

                    If you don't wait to make sure she's godly before you kiss her it could lead to herpes. I think you should wait until your married, to make sure not stuck with 2 things for the rest of your life.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14151

                      #130
                      Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
                      Aaron says kissing is over rated and it's a Hollywood invention to sell lip stick to whores. Also, his beard scratches my face so I'm glad he thinks kissing is for sinners.
                      Hello Mrs Portway. I've been very busy recently and not able to post much. But a timely warning: there are some vile products on the market at present especially in the lipstick department. This, for example:



                      If your husband would like to contact me I have some additional information which he might find useful (in understanding the lures likely to come your way from satan who wants you to be a $millionairess glamourpuss: I think Mr Portway needs to take pre-emptive action). Where did you hear about lipstick?

                      Mitza

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                      • Nathaniel Crump
                        Unsaved trash, sheep lover
                         
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 48

                        #131
                        Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

                        I want to thank the Rev. Osborne for his original post. As a single man I welcome any advice on how to avoid fornication before marriage. My aim is to see my bride for the first time on our wedding day (that is in real life. I will of course need to see pictures before I agree to marry her) and the first time I touch her will be when I kiss her before the altar. (After permission from the priest)
                        Daniel 9:14 |
                        Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.

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                        • Pim Pendergast
                          PHD - Theophysicist
                          Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 3103

                          #132
                          Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

                          Originally posted by Nathaniel Crump View Post
                          the first time I touch her will be when I kiss her before the altar. (After permission from the priest)
                          Altar? Priest? You're not planning on getting married in a Catlick church, are you?
                          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                          Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                          • Thomas Taylor
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 1486

                            #133
                            Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

                            Originally posted by Nathaniel Crump View Post
                            (After permission from the priest)
                            Are you a papist ring kisser from Rome?
                            Do you Kow-tow with the satanic nazi that resides there?
                            Isaiah 66:15

                            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                            • Nathaniel Crump
                              Unsaved trash, sheep lover
                               
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 48

                              #134
                              Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

                              I meant pastor of course.
                              Daniel 9:14 |
                              Therefore hath the LORD watched upon the evil, and brought it upon us: for the LORD our God is righteous in all his works which he doeth: for we obeyed not his voice.

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                              • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                                Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 151

                                #135
                                Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

                                Oops if it's a sin to kiss outside of marriage then me and my boyfriend are going to hell
                                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                                But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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