[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I am still confused, the only acupuncture point I know is at the back of the neck, and if thats so I believe I would have seen it.

There, are you satisfied now? Harlot.

YBIC

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Motty! You need to wash your mouth out with soap, young lady.

All the information you need to know about the acupuncture point, and WHY GOD HATES IT, is contained in the link I provided.

YBIC

I am still confused, the only acupuncture point I know is at the back of the neck, and if thats so I believe I would have seen it.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Where is the acupuncture point? I have absolutely no clue, although I am sensing near the [pornographic filth removed]

Motty! You need to wash your mouth out with soap, young lady.

All the information you need to know about the acupuncture point, and WHY GOD HATES IT, is contained in the link I provided.

YBIC

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Honey, those mormon zits are right by the acupuncture point.

Where is the acupuncture point? I have absolutely no clue, although I am sensing near the genitals?

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Then why are their faces so clear? Jesus is placed everywhere within the gorgeous temple, as well as the Catholics? Your theory seems very flawed... (haha another pun)

Honey, those mormon zits are right by the acupuncture point.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Mormons have all made deals with the Devil. That's what their "secret" Temple Sacraments are. They'll get what's coming to them the moment after they take their last breath.

Then why are their faces so clear? Jesus is placed everywhere within the gorgeous temple, as well as the Catholics? Your theory seems very flawed... (haha another pun)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I think the only people I've seen without zits are Mormons, none that I saw had pimples even at the temple open house. They are quite attractive (only the men, the women are sticks)

Mormons have all made deals with the Devil. That's what their "secret" Temple Sacraments are. They'll get what's coming to them the moment after they take their last breath.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

No True Christian™ has acne. If you've met a person with a face full of zits and they claim to be Christian, you can see right away they are lying to themselves.

I think the only people I've seen without zits are Mormons, none that I saw had pimples even at the temple open house. They are quite attractive (only the men, the women are sticks)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Which means my friends are good, and every Christian I've met are evil. Thanks for clearing that up (haha another pun.)

No True Christian™ has acne. If you've met a person with a face full of zits and they claim to be Christian, you can see right away they are lying to themselves.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

If acne is so quote "The mark of the Devil" then the good little religious boys and girls of my school are so evil. While my friends hardly ever get such a thing only from time to time (and they do not wear makeup.) Which means my friends are good, and every Christian I've met are evil. Thanks for clearing that up (haha another pun.)

Er, Motty, your 'friends' are hiding those zits in places you don't want to look into.

Your Brother In Christ

Matthew

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Brother Hopkins, you can always be counted on for Godly encouragement. I wonder if our zit-faced fat girl has learned how to get rid of her zits: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

If acne is so quote "The mark of the Devil" then the good little religious boys and girls of my school are so evil. While my friends hardly ever get such a thing only from time to time (and they do not wear makeup.) Which means my friends are good, and every Christian I've met are evil. Thanks for clearing that up (haha another pun.)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Well, Motty, hopefully some of that vomiting will encourage weight loss and help you on your way to renounce witchcraft wickerwork, or whatever perversion it is you practice.

Just think, Motty, one day those zits will disappear, and with the help of Jesus, you might find a True Christian™ husband, whom you can obey in every single aspect of your life, for the rest of your life. You would wash his clothes, accept his discipline with humility and produce a succession of healthy soldiers for Christ. Always thinking of him, and never of your own selfish needs.

Wouldn't that be the best "fairytale" for you, young lady?

God bless you, my dear, on this memorial day of injun slaughter and pestilence.

YBIC

Brother Hopkins, you can always be counted on for Godly encouragement. I wonder if our zit-faced fat girl has learned how to get rid of her zits: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I like you people, insulting but kind at the same time.

You as well make me sick, abiding by a sick fairytale.

May the goddess bless you in your journey.

Enjoy the holiday as well my friend.

Well, Motty, hopefully some of that vomiting will encourage weight loss and help you on your way to renounce witchcraft wickerwork, or whatever perversion it is you practice.

Just think, Motty, one day those zits will disappear, and with the help of Jesus, you might find a True Christian™ husband, whom you can obey in every single aspect of your life, for the rest of your life. You would wash his clothes, accept his discipline with humility and produce a succession of healthy soldiers for Christ. Always thinking of him, and never of your own selfish needs.

Wouldn't that be the best "fairytale" for you, young lady?

God bless you, my dear, on this memorial day of injun slaughter and pestilence.

YBIC

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Obesity comes from the perverse desire to kill yourself with food.

Are you calling a True Christian™ lady a bigot now?

You disgust me, Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean, you make me sick.

I will pray for you.

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving!

YBIC

I like you people, insulting but kind at the same time.

You as well make me sick, abiding by a sick fairytale.

May the goddess bless you in your journey.

Enjoy the holiday as well my friend.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Obesity and perversion are two different things

Obesity comes from the perverse desire to kill yourself with food.

Are you calling a True Christian™ lady a bigot now?

You disgust me, Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean, you make me sick.

I will pray for you.

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving!

YBIC