[Black Knight]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

You cannot call yourself a partnership until you have kissed and had intercourse. Kissing's harmless, worst you are going to get is a cold.
Sex is a little different, learn to use a condom, and don't get too drunk!

Safe lovin' people!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

You cannot call yourself a partnership until you have kissed and had intercourse. Kissing's harmless, worst you are going to get is a cold.
Sex is a little different, learn to use a condom, and don't get too drunk!

Safe lovin' people!

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

My dear, courtship should be a long and honorable thing.

Before the Mrs. passed away, we dated seven years and began holding hands on the night of the wedding. Even after marriage, we never saw each other naked or consummated the marriage for another three years and eleven months. I remember exactly because it was hard to endure, but I did it for the love of Jesus. You'd do well to at least try to pursue goodness and have a healthy respect for the chastity that God prefers (see Matthew 19:12; I Corinthians 7:28-40)

Pastor Ed

That's really cute, sounds like you two had a wonderful relationship. My thing is I'm not even considering marriage, and kissing is harmless. No Mr. of mine is gonna get into my pants before we've been dating several years.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

No Mr. of mine is gonna get into my pants...

...In other news, water is wet.

Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

...In other news, water is wet.

Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

You are a true comedian

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

You are a true comedian

And you are an obese perverted witch. Go away.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

And you are an obese perverted witch. Go away.

I am only one of those things; obese
For the record I am not perverted, and I am wiccan. Not witch, good guess though

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I am only one of those things; obese

..er ..how can obesity be construed as anything other than a perversion?

For the record I am not perverted, and I am wiccan.

wiccanism and witchcraft is the same thing

Not witch, good guess though

We're not guessing.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

..er ..how can obesity be construed as anything other than a perversion?
wiccanism and witchcraft is the same thingWe're not guessing.

You do nothing but stereotype. Obesity and perversion are two different things, same with wiccanism and witchcraft are two things. And you are guessing because you do not exactly know what you are talking about. Bigotry wrapped in prayer is still bigotry.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Obesity and perversion are two different things

Obesity comes from the perverse desire to kill yourself with food.

Are you calling a True Christian™ lady a bigot now?

You disgust me, Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean, you make me sick.

I will pray for you.

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving!

YBIC

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Obesity comes from the perverse desire to kill yourself with food.

Are you calling a True Christian™ lady a bigot now?

You disgust me, Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean, you make me sick.

I will pray for you.

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving!

YBIC

I like you people, insulting but kind at the same time.

You as well make me sick, abiding by a sick fairytale.

May the goddess bless you in your journey.

Enjoy the holiday as well my friend.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I like you people, insulting but kind at the same time.

You as well make me sick, abiding by a sick fairytale.

May the goddess bless you in your journey.

Enjoy the holiday as well my friend.

Well, Motty, hopefully some of that vomiting will encourage weight loss and help you on your way to renounce witchcraft wickerwork, or whatever perversion it is you practice.

Just think, Motty, one day those zits will disappear, and with the help of Jesus, you might find a True Christian™ husband, whom you can obey in every single aspect of your life, for the rest of your life. You would wash his clothes, accept his discipline with humility and produce a succession of healthy soldiers for Christ. Always thinking of him, and never of your own selfish needs.

Wouldn't that be the best "fairytale" for you, young lady?

God bless you, my dear, on this memorial day of injun slaughter and pestilence.

YBIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Well, Motty, hopefully some of that vomiting will encourage weight loss and help you on your way to renounce witchcraft wickerwork, or whatever perversion it is you practice.

Just think, Motty, one day those zits will disappear, and with the help of Jesus, you might find a True Christian™ husband, whom you can obey in every single aspect of your life, for the rest of your life. You would wash his clothes, accept his discipline with humility and produce a succession of healthy soldiers for Christ. Always thinking of him, and never of your own selfish needs.

Wouldn't that be the best "fairytale" for you, young lady?

God bless you, my dear, on this memorial day of injun slaughter and pestilence.

YBIC

Brother Hopkins, you can always be counted on for Godly encouragement. I wonder if our zit-faced fat girl has learned how to get rid of her zits: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Brother Hopkins, you can always be counted on for Godly encouragement. I wonder if our zit-faced fat girl has learned how to get rid of her zits: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

If acne is so quote "The mark of the Devil" then the good little religious boys and girls of my school are so evil. While my friends hardly ever get such a thing only from time to time (and they do not wear makeup.) Which means my friends are good, and every Christian I've met are evil. Thanks for clearing that up (haha another pun.)

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

If acne is so quote "The mark of the Devil" then the good little religious boys and girls of my school are so evil. While my friends hardly ever get such a thing only from time to time (and they do not wear makeup.) Which means my friends are good, and every Christian I've met are evil. Thanks for clearing that up (haha another pun.)

Er, Motty, your 'friends' are hiding those zits in places you don't want to look into.

Your Brother In Christ

Matthew