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  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #106
    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by yogurt View Post
    Wow you guys really are stupid, please look at my past post to see what i think about holy books
    Please look at our past posts to see what we think about what you think. We only care about what Jesus thinks, and you're definitely not Jesus no matter what the voices in your head tell you while you're smoking drugs.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Dancing With Myself
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2008
      • 122

      #107
      Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

      I would like to be part of this heart club.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #108
        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

        Originally posted by yogurt View Post
        You said it, i think there will be a civil war and they all will die, can't you guys see that God wanted Zeke to do those things to divide you and cause your destruction!
        Why aren't you banned yet, Blaspheming Dairy Snack?

        Tell me, did you decide that the Bible isn't valid after you found out that God Hates Retardeds? You realized you'd be left out, and rejected His Word after that, didn't you?

        Now, you hope to hurt God by convincing His loyal followers to follow Yogurt instead of Jesus.

        Disgusting. Almost as disgusting as certain recent events.
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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #109
          Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

          Does THIS mean you are no longer lonely?

          Now you are so desperate you are stripping for money?
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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #110
            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

            So that's why I never got my chinky-winky rinky-dinky ooey-gooey-fooey sooey!!!

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            • Magikarp
              hateful Danish communis
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2008
              • 266

              #111
              Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

              Hitoshi runs a food delivery service now?
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #112
                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
                Hitoshi runs a food delivery service now?
                I haven't seen the little nip in ages. Personally I hope he's rotting in hell.

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                • AntiBacterial
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 1

                  #113
                  Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                  I'm sorry..
                  But are you SURE your ALL christian.
                  Or are you all fucking retarded in the head.
                  As for everyone sngle one of you.
                  Rot in hell.

                  Or learn manners because personally
                  I hope you get stuck in a dead end job
                  Whereyour wit people you despise because of relgion.
                  'chink'
                  wtf.
                  are you stupid?
                  This could get you thrown in prison in england!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #114
                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                    Thank God we live in the Godly U.S.A. and not in commie UnitedKingdomistan. How's your Big Brother? Do you like having him hold your hand all the time? You guys could learn something from us.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • VictoryOS
                      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                       
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 5388

                      #115
                      Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                      Originally posted by AntiBacterial View Post
                      I'm sorry..
                      But are you SURE your ALL christian.
                      Or are you all piffleing retarded in the head.
                      As for everyone sngle one of you.
                      Rot in hell.

                      Or learn manners because personally
                      I hope you get stuck in a dead end job
                      Whereyour wit people you despise because of relgion.
                      'chink'
                      wtf.
                      are you stupid?
                      This could get you thrown in prison in england!
                      The structure of your post is interesting. Are you under the impression that you're writing poetry?
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #116
                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                        Originally posted by AntiBacterial View Post
                        I'm sorry..
                        But are you SURE your ALL christian.
                        Or are you all piffleing retarded in the head.
                        As for everyone sngle one of you.
                        Rot in hell.

                        Or learn manners because personally
                        I hope you get stuck in a dead end job
                        Whereyour wit people you despise because of relgion.
                        'chink'
                        wtf.
                        are you stupid?
                        This could get you thrown in prison in england!
                        Why must you corrupt Hitoshi's desperate plea for companionship with your incessant hate-mongering?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • SayvedByTheLord
                          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2007
                          • 3151

                          #117
                          Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                          You write this like a haiku. Are you really a snaggletoothed, boiled beef eating Limey or are you a Nip ?

                          Also what is you peoples predilection with "piffeling" ? Every post I see from your God forsaken country seems obsessed with that.

                          Originally posted by AntiBacterial View Post
                          I'm sorry..
                          But are you SURE your ALL christian.
                          Or are you all piffleing retarded in the head.
                          As for everyone sngle one of you.
                          Rot in hell.

                          Or learn manners because personally
                          I hope you get stuck in a dead end job
                          Whereyour wit people you despise because of relgion.
                          'chink'
                          wtf.
                          are you stupid?
                          This could get you thrown in prison in england!


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #118
                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                            Originally posted by AntiBacterial View Post
                            I'm sorry..
                            But are you SURE your ALL christian.
                            Or are you all piffleing retarded in the head.
                            As for everyone sngle one of you.
                            Rot in hell.

                            Or learn manners because personally
                            I hope you get stuck in a dead end job
                            Whereyour wit people you despise because of relgion.
                            'chink'
                            wtf.
                            are you stupid?
                            This could get you thrown in prison in england!
                            I think he's just stupid. He probably presses the enter key after each thought. That post probably took an hour to write.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #119
                              Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                              Originally posted by AntiBacterial View Post
                              I'm sorry..
                              Apology accepted.


                              By the way, why are you so opposed to bacteria. I'll bet that bacteria are the only culture you're exposed to boy. Take what you can get. Hell won't be so funny.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Mister Brasil
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 518

                                #120
                                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                By the way, why are you so opposed to bacteria. I'll bet that bacteria are the only culture you're exposed to boy. Take what you can get. Hell won't be so funny.
                                I think he's referring to his alcohol content. The poor guy drinks so much moonshine that he sweats Purell.
                                Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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