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05-05-2008, 02:49 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Originally posted by yogurt View Post

Wow you guys really are stupid, please look at my past post to see what i think about holy books

Please look at our past posts to see what we think about what you think. We only care about what Jesus thinks, and you're definitely not Jesus no matter what the voices in your head tell you while you're smoking drugs.

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05-05-2008, 06:03 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

I would like to be part of this heart club.
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05-06-2008, 05:07 AM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

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You said it, i think there will be a civil war and they all will die, can't you guys see that God wanted Zeke to do those things to divide you and cause your destruction!

Why aren't you banned yet, Blaspheming Dairy Snack?

Tell me, did you decide that the Bible isn't valid after you found out that God Hates Retardeds? You realized you'd be left out, and rejected His Word after that, didn't you?

Now, you hope to hurt God by convincing His loyal followers to follow Yogurt instead of Jesus.

Disgusting. Almost as disgusting as certain recent events.

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05-20-2008, 04:34 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Does THIS mean you are no longer lonely?

Now you are so desperate you are stripping for money?
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05-20-2008, 08:43 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

So that's why I never got my chinky-winky rinky-dinky ooey-gooey-fooey sooey!!!
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06-25-2008, 05:07 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Hitoshi runs a food delivery service now?

Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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06-25-2008, 05:21 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Originally posted by Magikarp View Post

Hitoshi runs a food delivery service now?

I haven't seen the little nip in ages. Personally I hope he's rotting in hell.
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08-08-2008, 02:05 PM

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I'm sorry..
But are you SURE your ALL christian.
Or are you all fucking retarded in the head.
As for everyone sngle one of you.
Rot in hell.

Or learn manners because personally
I hope you get stuck in a dead end job
Whereyour wit people you despise because of relgion.
'chink'
wtf.
are you stupid?
This could get you thrown in prison in england!
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08-08-2008, 02:11 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Thank God we live in the Godly U.S.A. and not in commie UnitedKingdomistan. How's your Big Brother? Do you like having him hold your hand all the time? You guys could learn something from us.

May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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08-08-2008, 02:45 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Originally posted by AntiBacterial View Post

I'm sorry..
But are you SURE your ALL christian.
Or are you all piffleing retarded in the head.
As for everyone sngle one of you.
Rot in hell.

Or learn manners because personally
I hope you get stuck in a dead end job
Whereyour wit people you despise because of relgion.
'chink'
wtf.
are you stupid?
This could get you thrown in prison in england!

The structure of your post is interesting. Are you under the impression that you're writing poetry?

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08-08-2008, 06:38 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Originally posted by AntiBacterial View Post

I'm sorry..
But are you SURE your ALL christian.
Or are you all piffleing retarded in the head.
As for everyone sngle one of you.
Rot in hell.

Or learn manners because personally
I hope you get stuck in a dead end job
Whereyour wit people you despise because of relgion.
'chink'
wtf.
are you stupid?
This could get you thrown in prison in england!

Why must you corrupt Hitoshi's desperate plea for companionship with your incessant hate-mongering?

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08-08-2008, 08:46 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

You write this like a haiku. Are you really a snaggletoothed, boiled beef eating Limey or are you a Nip ?

Also what is you peoples predilection with "piffeling" ? Every post I see from your God forsaken country seems obsessed with that.

Originally posted by AntiBacterial View Post

I'm sorry..
But are you SURE your ALL christian.
Or are you all piffleing retarded in the head.
As for everyone sngle one of you.
Rot in hell.

Or learn manners because personally
I hope you get stuck in a dead end job
Whereyour wit people you despise because of relgion.
'chink'
wtf.
are you stupid?
This could get you thrown in prison in england!

Leviticus 26:27-29

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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08-08-2008, 09:23 PM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Originally posted by AntiBacterial View Post

I'm sorry..
But are you SURE your ALL christian.
Or are you all piffleing retarded in the head.
As for everyone sngle one of you.
Rot in hell.

Or learn manners because personally
I hope you get stuck in a dead end job
Whereyour wit people you despise because of relgion.
'chink'
wtf.
are you stupid?
This could get you thrown in prison in england!

I think he's just stupid. He probably presses the enter key after each thought. That post probably took an hour to write.

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08-09-2008, 01:18 AM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Originally posted by AntiBacterial View Post

I'm sorry..

Apology accepted.

By the way, why are you so opposed to bacteria. I'll bet that bacteria are the only culture you're exposed to boy. Take what you can get. Hell won't be so funny.

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08-09-2008, 07:35 AM

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

By the way, why are you so opposed to bacteria. I'll bet that bacteria are the only culture you're exposed to boy. Take what you can get. Hell won't be so funny.

I think he's referring to his alcohol content. The poor guy drinks so much moonshine that he sweats Purell.

Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
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