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  • Hitoshi
    Professor of Engrish
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 446
    #1

    Hitoshi lonely heart club

    I am want start Hitoshi lonely heart club. okay is for anybody who are lonely. maybe you are never get ask out on date. maybe you are alway get reject when ask for date. Or maybe you are sick of date scene and girl who are cock tease and stay home instead go out. if any of these situation sounding familiar then Hitoshi lonely heart club is for you!!

    I am sometime get lonely and not am ashamed for admit this. I want start network of friend who are lean on each other for get through lonely time. Why should sit home alone? call lonely heart club friend and see movie film or just talk! is no reason for be alone!

    I think are many lonely heart at Landover. who is ready join and say goodbye loneliness and hello lucky friendship and happy time?
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    Tags: anime: cultural pearl harbor, japanese erotic zone, living in parent's basement, lonely heart, me love you long time
    • Scheherazade
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2008
      • 147
      #2
      Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

      I admit, no upstanding Christian men seem to be interested in taking me as their bride.....

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        • Justina Thyme
          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2007
          • 1718
          #3
          Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

          This seems like a good idea, Hitoshi. I'm currently involved in a serious relationship, but I am always open to making new friends--i.e., people to talk to and have clean, wholesome fun with.
          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
           Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

              How DARE you imply that I would need to turn to a vile little foreigner like you for company! This little club of yours sounds like an open invitation to commit sweaty group whoredoms, which is not condoned by God's Holy Word.

              I have plenty of company, for your information. My lovely and comely betrothed, sister Thumper, often drops by to see to my needs. I have my ministry to look after. and I am surrounded by servants and my personal bodyguards (thank you again, Brother BJ!), so I am far from lonely.

              Plus, I have Jesus to keep me company. Glory!!

              John 8:16 And yet if I judge, my judgment is true: for I am not alone, but I and the Father that sent me.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Scheherazade
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 147
                  #5
                  Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                  If Pastor Ezekiel frowns upon your establishment here, Hitoshi, I'm afraid I must follow suit, as it seems to be yet another glorious start to my salvation.

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                    • VictoryOS
                      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                       
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 5388
                      #6
                      Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                      With all due respect Pastor Ezekiel, maybe you should give Hitoshi's idea some thought. We are getting close to Valentine's Day. As long as this club is used for good clean Christian dating, I see no problem with it.

                      Believe it or not, I haven't had a date with a man in a long time. I don't understand why men don't see the beauty I hold inside. I wear pretty flowered dresses and I have my hair professionally done at least once a week. I keep my nails manicured and brush my teeth twice a day. Why aren't men interested in me? Maybe I don't have conventional beauty, but I am beautiful in my own way.

                      It would be nice to have a date with someone other than my cat...
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                        • Hitoshi
                          Professor of Engrish
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 446
                          #7
                          Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          How DARE you imply that I would need to turn to a vile little foreigner like you for company! This little club of yours sounds like an open invitation to commit sweaty group whoredoms, which is not condoned by God's Holy Word.

                          I have plenty of company, for your information. My lovely and comely betrothed, sister Thumper, often drops by to see to my needs. I have my ministry to look after. and I am surrounded by servants and my personal bodyguards (thank you again, Brother BJ!), so I am far from lonely.

                          Plus, I have Jesus to keep me company. Glory!!

                          John 8:16 And yet if I judge, my judgment is true: for I am not alone, but I and the Father that sent me.
                          okay I am talk my lawyer and for legal reason I am remove your photo from picture.
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                            • Mrs. Rogers
                              compassion personified
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2692
                              #8
                              Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                              I want start network of friend who are lean on each other for get through lonely time.
                              ... I suspect you'd be doing all the "leaning", dear.

                              A lonely Japanese man has been arrested for allegedly calling directory assistance thousands of times because he liked to be scolded by operators.

                              Takahiro Fujinuma - who is 37, single and unemployed - reportedly would whisper "darling" as he tried to start a conversation and then pleaded with female operators not to hang up.

                              [...]

                              "I would go into ecstasy when a lady scolded me," he was quoted as saying by Jiji Press. [Read the sordid story in full, here]
                              True Christians are Perfect!

                              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78555
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                  I don't think any of the other Brothers are going to be interested in your chink orgies either...

                                  Instead of going through all these contortions, why don't you just accept Jesus?
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Hitoshi
                                      Professor of Engrish
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 446
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                      to hell with lawyer
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                                        • Scheherazade
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 147
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                          Could I be added, just for the sake of it?

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                                            • Hitoshi
                                              Professor of Engrish
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 446
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                              Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post
                                              Could I be added, just for the sake of it?
                                              done!
                                              Attached Files

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                                                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                                  True Christian™
                                                   
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 9384
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                  I'm certainly not buying into any of this stuff. Has he suddenly gone for that disgusting jap/emo/anime stuff? It's just an excuse for that little yellow peril Hitoshi to collect phone numbers for his "club".

                                                  He probably has a canister of Vespene Gas ready to use as a date rape drug.
                                                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                                  ...and get off my lawn
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                                                    • Nobar King
                                                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                      Christ's Guardian
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                      • 23748
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                      I'll join, too. Maybe you could make heads more size like photo? The paste job is cover up original image, and soon it just looks like jumble of Landover members.
                                                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                        • Wide-Open
                                                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                          • 18449
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                          I never realised how beautiful we all are.
                                                          Psalm 81:10:
                                                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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