[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

They aren't as nasty as your butchering of the english language! Ugh!

[adiaa]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

EW YOU GUYS ARE NASTY LITTLE BITCHES MY GOD THTTS SO DISGUSTING AND (ASLLOTA WOMAN AND BIBLE THUMPIN BLONDE THTS SO ****ING NASTYU I BET YOU HAD SEX AT 3. U LITTLE SLUT FACE. GO JIZZ ALL OVER YOUR BROTHER

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

We aren't being catty. We're complimenting Alotta on her fine use of papier mache art....why, those must have taken her hours to make!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

You females are a jealous, catty bunch. If you all decide to fight over me, I'll bring a video camera so I can add it to my library.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Hehe, cool, and a tape recorder to record the pop sound...it's bound to be something

[MoonFlower]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

AW, I would like to take you under my wing and train you up in preparation for your scheduled bout with our reigning champion, Moonflower. This is a holy event beloved and well attended by the brothers, who often shower the winner with hosannas and whatever else. Please consider my offer, AW, for I am sure you'll be pleasing to the Lord, as well as to the brothers, who are quite anxious to watch Moon succumb to your abdominal stretch and inverted face lock (as well as to the sight of you in your LBC singlet).

I'm up for that. I'll bring a pin to test if they'll pop, Rachael.

Moon

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I have 2 important questions for you, woman.

1. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour, becoming sinfree by his seed?
2. Would your bowels be moved for me if I put in my hand by the hole of the door?

My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
Song of Solomon 5:4

Hey! I saw her first!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Perhaps they would - I haven't got my glasses on, but it is apparent the young lady has strapped a set of enormous fake buttocks to her chest ... the sort of thing the Unsaved like to wear when celebrating Satan's birthday.

It would seem Ms. Alotta forgot to add "papier mâché, balloons, and papier mâché-ing balloons" when listing her art and craft skills.

I do hope they aren't real. I can't imagine how anyone could possibly find THAT attractive.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I have 2 important questions for you, woman.

1. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour, becoming sinfree by his seed?
2. Would your bowels be moved for me if I put in my hand by the hole of the door?

My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
Song of Solomon 5:4

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Crickies!!!!

She must have nipples the size of dinner plates!

Grossed out, Sister Thumper

No she doesn't. You can just see one on the right balloon if you copy the picture to a photo enhancement program and spend several hours......ummmm....at least that is what Bobby-Joe told me.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Crickies!!!!

She must have nipples the size of dinner plates!

Grossed out, Sister Thumper

[Larry Lee]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

basically….im a care free down to earth girl with a dash of seriousness.

You betcha. The Lord is reminding me, just now, that the Church's Holiday Edition of girl on girl liturgical wrestling will be upon us before we know it. AW, I would like to take you under my wing and train you up in preparation for your scheduled bout with our reigning champion, Moonflower. This is a holy event beloved and well attended by the brothers, who often shower the winner with hosannas and whatever else. Please consider my offer, AW, for I am sure you'll be pleasing to the Lord, as well as to the brothers, who are quite anxious to watch Moon succumb to your abdominal stretch and inverted face lock (as well as to the sight of you in your LBC singlet).

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Her bosom does swell, but is there a place in them for Jesus?

Alloota, will you let Jesus lie between your breasts as Scripture calls for?

[Deaner]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Sister, you should know your type will most likely not have a lot of success here. Obviously, those aren't brains on your chest. Perhaps you should try another forum.

Dean

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Sweet merciful crawdads! If one were to stick a pin into one of those, would they pop?

Perhaps they would - I haven't got my glasses on, but it is apparent the young lady has strapped a set of enormous fake buttocks to her chest ... the sort of thing the Unsaved like to wear when celebrating Satan's birthday.

It would seem Ms. Alotta forgot to add "papier mâché, balloons, and papier mâché-ing balloons" when listing her art and craft skills.