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  • #1

    Does anyone know this person?

    Friends, this ex-JOO has just applied for church membership. We haven't had time to get a DOF report on her, but she sent a check from the State of New York for $5,000.

    Can anyone vouch for her? She said she wants to sing in the choir.

    Alexandra Dupré (ninavenetta) on Myspace
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    Pastor Al
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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  • #2
    Re: Does anyone know this person?

    Her dossier isn't complete yet but the preliminaries look good.

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    • #3
      Re: Does anyone know this person?

      She was all over the news here today, for some reason that escapes me.
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      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #4
        Re: Does anyone know this person?

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        She was all over the news here today, for some reason that escapes me.
        She looks like a good replacement for Ching Lee....but I can't allow ex-JOOS in the house. Jesus hates them.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #5
          Re: Does anyone know this person?

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          Friends, this ex-JOO has just applied for church membership. We haven't had time to get a DOF report on her, but she sent a check from the State of New York for $5,000.

          Can anyone vouch for her? She said she wants to sing in the choir.

          Alexandra Dupré (ninavenetta) on Myspace
          http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta
          Alexandra Dupré (ninavenetta)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.


          Pastor Al
          Did you cash the check?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Does anyone know this person?

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Did you cash the check?

            Something tells me that check is only good for an hour.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • #7
              Re: Does anyone know this person?

              The way she sits there with her Cooter and Sin Bags on display is disgusting.


              I'm planning a trip out over the weekend with a Pastor to help give her a good Ministering.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • #8
                Re: Does anyone know this person?

                I can't say I've even heard of her, Pastor, sir. But so long as the Pastors vouch for her....
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                • #9
                  Re: Does anyone know this person?

                  Me? I have never seen that woman in my life. Never. Not once. I've never been in the same hotel, restaurant, Lear jet, private island or adult novelty shop with this woman ever. In my life. I utterly deny it. I don't know her, okay?

                  Anyone who implies otherwise will hear from a team of high-priced joo lawyers.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Does anyone know this person?

                    There's something about the look of her that calls her Purity into question.

                    So much so that I cannot even be Certain™ that she wouldn't "do" a blind, chitlin-breathed, diddy-bopping, tap-dancing, pit-spittin', cake-walking, smack-talking, banjo-strumming, pie-thieving Noo Yawk neegroe

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                    • #11
                      Re: Does anyone know this person?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Me? I have never seen that woman in my life. Never. Not once. I've never been in the same hotel, restaurant, Lear jet, private island or adult novelty shop with this woman ever. In my life. I utterly deny it. I don't know her, okay?

                      Anyone who implies otherwise will hear from a team of high-priced joo lawyers.

                      Methinks the pastor doth protest too much.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Does anyone know this person?

                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        Methinks the pastor doth protest too much.
                        Methinks you're going in the Vain Repeaters group for your chronic dullness.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Does anyone know this person?

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          She was all over the news here today, for some reason that escapes me.
                          She's the woman who was paid a lot of money for sex by that ex-New York governer.
                          "After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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                          • #14
                            Re: Does anyone know this person?

                            Originally posted by Selene Callisto View Post
                            She's the woman who was paid a lot of money for sex by that ex-New York governer.
                            Well, that's all very interesting, but she has applied for a position in our choir. What we really want to know is can she sing? What about intonation, operatic technique, vocal range, lowered larynx and larynx relaxation, oral cavity and pharyngeal resonance, possible upper register problems, and clavicular breathing.
                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
                            sigpic

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                            • #15
                              Re: Does anyone know this person?

                              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                              Well, that's all very interesting, but she has applied for a position in our choir. What we really want to know is can she sing? What about intonation, operatic technique, vocal range, lowered larynx and larynx relaxation, oral cavity and pharyngeal resonance, possible upper register problems, and clavicular breathing.
                              You missed out eating a bowl of Porridge through a Straw.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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