[Nobar King]

Re: Does anyone know this person?

As if he'd stand a chance.

You can just take that up with your friend Fallen Angel and leave me out of this.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Does anyone know this person?

I can guarantee that the good pastor would never even THINK of slepeng with that boring twat Dances without Joy.

As if he'd stand a chance.

[Nobar King]

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I can guarantee that the good pastor would never even THINK of slepeng with that boring twat Dances without Joy.

[Fallen Angel]

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Methinks the pastor doth protest too much.

lol! i bet he sleped with her!

[JennyD]

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Well, that's all very interesting, but she has applied for a position in our choir. What we really want to know is can she sing?

If her little MySpazz page is any indication, Brother WJB, the answer is a resounding NO.

I suppose, if she is in the choir, I can bring an iPod.

[SUV]

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Will you just look at this Homer! on the left (literally )

Apparently, "Manties" come in a 2-piece set

[ForGodsSake]

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I am excited happy with the Pastors decision.

[Sister Isabella]

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I have never seen her before in my life, but then again, I spent all of my life in Italy until I got dumped off here in Mexico for missionary work.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I apologize, I was just wondering if the law about old men and young girls applied here.

I truly didn't mean to offend anyone, I was just intrigued by the extreme eagerness of the pastor to have such a young girl alone with him.

What, Stacy is Pastor Zeke's daughter. Are you repeating that absurd rumor about them again? We really don't like that kind of behavior here Azriel.

[Justina Thyme]

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Oh, yes, indeed, Brother WJB. When you put it that way, I must hole-heartedly agree.

[Roberta]

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I am not sure this is the same woman.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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You missed out eating a bowl of Porridge through a Straw.

I do believe you are right Sister Talitha, our very own chorus mistress Sister Margaret Hillis does have that test on her audition form.

She calls herself an aspiring musician, and a late-night talk show (Leno, I believe) had a sample of her "music." To answer your question: No.

However, the final determination is, of course, up to Pastor Pistle. All I ask is that, if he allows her into the choir, he keep her a fair distance away from me. I don't particularly relish the odor of gefilte fish, especially when I'm concentrating on raising my voice in praise and worship of my Lord and Savior.

I would not be too quick to judge just yet, although it looks like our DoF has had some chance to review her resume and check out her references.

I know that our own charming Miss Maisie would agree that a warm, energetic, and enthusiastic person coupled with a spunky personality, and a can do, "Yes sir, Governor" attitude, can go a long way in making up for any shortcomings she may have in her musical talents. There are many ways to give praise to our Lord and I'm sure she will be a welcome addition to our choral ensemble.

[Azriel]

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I apologize, I was just wondering if the law about old men and young girls applied here.

I truly didn't mean to offend anyone, I was just intrigued by the extreme eagerness of the pastor to have such a young girl alone with him.

She's a pretty girl though and I can see the attraction. If I could I would definitely do spend some quality time getting to know her.

[Justina Thyme]

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Well, that certainly is a relief, Brother Spook. Thank you for your diligence.

Azriel, may I remind you that it is not your place to question the motives of any Pastor or True Christian(tm) on this Godly forum. You are out of line here.

[DOF Spook]

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I questioned Ms. Dupré alone for several hours and she thoroughly convinced me that she will be a welcome addition to the Landover community. She remembers you quite well Al and she says she still has that outfit you liked.

Justina, she doesn't eat gefilte fish. She is an ex-Jew and no longer keeps Kosher.