Virgins for the most part?

[Alleen]

"MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! (5 Viewing)
Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part."

All the single ladies are virgins for the most part? Just what does that mean.....?

What are your standards for virginity?


Bwhahaha, I love this forum.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

"MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! (5 Viewing)
Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part."

All the single ladies are virgins for the most part? Just what does that mean.....?

What are your standards for virginity?


Bwhahaha, I love this forum.

You know... for the most part. Are you illiterate?

[Alleen]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

No, I am not illiterate.


I was just wondering 'for the most part' specifically entails.

So.... Basically it means the hymen's still in tact? No penetration's ever been made? That's what I meant.

[Alleen]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Because 'for the most part' is kind of vague. I only wanted to know what exactly it entailed.


And is there no edit button........?

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

It means that some aren't, which makes them sinners, which make them not "True" Christians. Lol.

[Alleen]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Ohhhhhhhh.

Duh, I misinterpretted it. Ah, well.
I just thought all the people were supposed to be all pure and holy here. Obviously not.

They let people call others fags for being gay. Can we call the 'sinners' being referred to in this topic whores and sluts? Hehehehe. Seems like it would be acceptable here.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Yeah, but they'll probably give you an infraction for language or some crap. BTW, I added you.

[Nobar King]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

I don't know all the rules, but if you haven't had sex for more than three months, doesn't that make you a virgin?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Can we call the 'sinners' being referred to in this topic whores and sluts? Hehehehe. Seems like it would be acceptable here.

No, I'm sorry to say this is not acceptable here!

We don't tolerate filthy language and sexual innuendo on our ...

GODLY FORUMS!

... and JESUS is not pleased, you brazen hussy!

[Susie]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Some women have had their husband sent home to Jesus and have already made little soldiers. Have some empathy and please think before you ask stupid questions.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

No, I am not illiterate.


I was just wondering 'for the most part' specifically entails.

So.... Basically it means the hymen's still in tact? No penetration's ever been made? That's what I meant.

Are you a retard? Have you opened up a Bible? You do know that we do have widows here, right? There are no fornicators here therefore they are all virgins, for the most part, you illiterate piece of shit.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Because 'for the most part' is kind of vague. I only wanted to know what exactly it entailed.


And is there no edit button........?

It seems you really want an answer! OK. Aside from the very rare horseback riding excuse, you will be expected to have the "tokens of your virginity" or else you will be stoned to death by the men of your village*

Deuteronomy 22:20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die:

PS They're talking about bloody sheets.
PS PS Sounds like you might want to take up horseback riding!

[JennyD]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Can we call the 'sinners' being referred to in this topic whores and sluts? Hehehehe. Seems like it would be acceptable here.

Which shall we call you, dear? You can have your choice.

Are you a whore or a slut?

[Alleen]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Wow, everyone jumped at this one!

Hussy? Me. No. I've never had sex or done anything beyond peck kissing (that was only with my boyfriend, when I had one)

As for the widows here.... Well, if they get offended, all I gotta say is "lighten up". It was a simple question.

How is calling someone whore or slut any worse than calling someone a fag or piece of sh*t? I was joking about calling anyone that anyway, anyway.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

How is calling someone whore or slut any worse than calling someone a fag or piece of sh*t? I was joking about calling anyone that anyway, anyway.

You wouldn't happen to be a fag who's upset over being called out on your sodomite abomination ways, would you?