[Alleen]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Nope, I'm straight.

Hey, what do you guys think of drug use? I've never done them before, have no interest in that. Never drank before, either. Don't plan to start one as well.

So, what's Jesus say about all that? You guys seems to be in the know, hahahah. Ever been drunk or high before?

[Talitha]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Nope, I'm straight.

Hey, what do you guys think of drug use? I've never done them before, have no interest in that. Never drank before, either. Don't plan to start one as well.

So, what's Jesus say about all that? You guys seems to be in the know, hahahah. Ever been drunk or high before?

You don't seem old enough to be drinking anyway.
How old are you?

[SUV]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Many of us are Born Again Virgins!

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Hussy? Me. No. I've never had sex or done anything beyond peck kissing (that was only with my boyfriend, when I had one)

"Peck" kissing eh? Maybe your real name is Monica?

I suppose you think taking it anally also makes you a true virgin?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

It seems you really want an answer! OK. Aside from the very rare horseback riding excuse, you will be expected to have the "tokens of your virginity" or else you will be stoned to death by the men of your village*

(Shudder) Should she use rubber sheets Sister Glendie ?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

(Shudder) Should she use rubber sheets Sister Glendie ?

I don't see the point of using rubber sheets. I think an inexpensive white sheet is best. The town's men will likely confiscate the sheet and parade it to the town's square where the decision whether to stone or not stone the bride will be made.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

I don't see the point of using rubber sheets. I think an inexpensive white sheet is best. The town's men will likely confiscate the sheet and parade it to the town's square where the decision whether to stone or not stone the bride will be made.

I was thinking of the rubber sheets under the regular sheets. No point in ruining a perfectly good mattress.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

I was thinking of the rubber sheets under the regular sheets. No point in ruining a perfectly good mattress.

You sound like you have personal experience with this, pal.

Anything you'd like to share?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

You sound like you have personal experience with this, pal.

Anything you'd like to share?

Far too graphic for this Godly Forum, Pastor Zeke. It was in my past, I have found Jesus.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

I was thinking of the rubber sheets under the regular sheets. No point in ruining a perfectly good mattress.

Composite Rubber underwear would be most advantageous. Kevlar reinforced for chastity and rubber to keep all that nasty effluent away from Godly men.

Also works well in the garden.
Admire these Godly virgins toiling away during their period of uncleanliness.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Far too graphic for this Godly Forum, Pastor Zeke. ERRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

!!!!!FAG ALERT!!!!

[JennyD]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Mr. Ass, that is not appropriate imagery for this forum!

Please do not post pornography here where gentlemen (and ex-Lezbeans) struggling on their path to reach Jesus may see it!

Thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Far too graphic for this Godly Forum, Pastor Zeke. It was in my past, I have found Jesus.

Well if you ever want to unburden yourself, just click on the link at the bottom of my signature. All communications confidential.

That goes for everyone.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

I'm guessing it means that, well, not all the single ladies are virgins. Maybe they're widows. Or maybe more happens at bible study than they care to admit.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Virgins for the most part?

Mr. Ass, that is not appropriate imagery for this forum!

Please do not post pornography here where gentlemen (and ex-Lezbeans) struggling on their path to reach Jesus may see it!

Thank you.

JennyD.
Forgive me. Lust was the last thing on my mind when I posted the pictures of the young females laboring in the fields of flowers.
God forbid I should cause a weak man or disgusting lesbo to lust.


Lev 15:24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.