Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor

[queerliberal]

Re: Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor

If women would dress the way the Bible tells them to, then they wouldn't need to worry about being raped when they are unconscious. If they refuse to accept God's laws, they'd better learn to live with the consequences.

Rape happens to a lot of people--male, female, and other--regardless of what they are wearing. The fact that you think that women should cover up their bodies that way you want them to is disgusting. Who the fuck are you to tell someone how to dress? Why don't you instead tell people to not rape people?

fucking shit i joined this website to point out how idiotic you people are but i dont think i can handle this oh my fucking god you people are so dumb

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor

About 30 years ago God was upset with something (in retrospect we don't quite know what it was) and decided to blow the top off of Mount St. Helens in Washington killing vast number of trees, small furry creatures along with some deer and elk. I was around at this time and watched God's Majesty on TV and I don't ever recall any environmentalists praying to God to stop it, much less any cathylicks lighting candles or holding novenas and praying to their blessed virgin to intercede. Nor did I see any government officials obtaining any court injunctions or sending out any jack booted thugs from the EPA to try and put a stop to it.

When all the dust had settled and the lava flows cooled off I don't ever recall seeing one tree hugger hippie out there trying to replant the trees, nor did a single one of them try to save any animals before the whole thing blew up. And where was the EPA in trying to clean the whole mess up - nowhere to be found. As a matter of fact the "scientists" decided it was best to do nothing so that they could "study" it (meaning more tax dollars confiscated from hard working Americans). Now today (some 30 years later) they have a web site devoted to the whole thing and guess what - all the plants, bushes, meadows, and animals are returning all by themselves (meaning - God is replanting and restoring everything).

Now according to Genesis God made man in His image, and while we have yet to come close to God in the things that we can create, the power of modern strip mining is still pretty awesome. If there is a large vein of coal in Appalachia somewhere we can pretty literally take off the top of a mountain to recover it to generate electricity so that some hippie somewhere can charge his electric car and feel good about the environment. And when it comes to holes in the ground, strip mining comes in handy here too - with large limestone quarries. Let's see, oh yea - that limestone (along with coal) is used in making cement that is used in the foundation of houses so the limousine lieberals, Al Gore, and hellywood starlets can have a place to live.

Then there is the time that God hurled a big stone down there in Arizona creating a big hole in the ground that people pay money to go see. Hell, they even set up a visitor center. They could do the same thing with all the strip mining sites around the country.

I say before we let Obama and his commie pinko enviro-whacko's tell the rest of us how to live we make them go out and live in squalor without all the modern conveniences that they are prescribing - and then "study" it for 30 years. I suspect that if any of them survive it will be more like the occasional Sasquatch sightings than a flourishing Christian civilization.

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

- Genesis 1:26-28

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor

Without getting hung up on the rape stuff, let's get back to the fallacies of environmentalism:

Bleedingheart Mcguttersleeper just hates the idea that someone, somewhere might be killing homeless vagrants in their sleep. It’s not that Bleedingheart ever plans to meet a homeless vagrant or to derive any other direct benefits from them; it’s just the idea of killing the homeless that causes her deep psychic distress.

Is that an argument for big-government regulations taking away my freedom to keep my community secure from parasites? Remember, they'll die in their sleep, so nobody will be traumatized by the sound of screaming.

It all begs the question, why should the omnipotent state send men with guns after me just because I'm bulldozing a few animals, whether here or in Alaska? Why do Obama's jack-booted thugs think that everything belongs to them, whether it's a forest, a gutter, or a drugged vagina?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor

Rape is like guns. It is not the gun who kills its the owner.

And that includes gunrape, brother, though unfortunately, it does not generate Christian Soldiers for the Lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor

If women would dress the way the Bible tells them to, then they wouldn't need to worry about being raped when they are unconscious. If they refuse to accept God's laws, they'd better learn to live with the consequences.

Amen! Exactly what I've been preaching from my pulpit all this time!



If you don't obey God, then you only have yourself to blame for being sent to roast in hell for all eternity!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor

No one ever died of rape because its natural. The weed smoking kills a lot of people every year.

This is true, brother, as long as it is not anal rape. But consensual anal sex kills just as readily.

The anus was not meant to be clogged up with penile seed. Contrary to the beliefs of gays and liberals, it was divinely purposed as a channel to excrete human waste.

When one fills a human rectum with lubricant, semen, blood, and verminous infestations, per the homosexual M.O., the result is often tragic and leads to death and damnation, whether the recipient of this anal traffic was willing or not. The prostate ruptures with infectious diseases, and the entire circulatory system becomes toxic. Anyone in the vicinity of an exploding prostate is likely to contract AIDS from the gassy emissions, so easily released through the yawning buttcheeks of a sodomistic receiver.

No one is safe in Obamaland.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor

Rape is like guns. It is not the gun who kills its the owner.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor

Rape is a myth. Rape is a hoax made up by feminists to help Obama make our army gay.

There is sex between a married man and a woman. And there is other sex that leads to either death or marriage. Unless the "raped" women refuses to obey God: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Rape is as harmless as Alaskan oil drilling, says conservative professor

If women would dress the way the Bible tells them to, then they wouldn't need to worry about being raped when they are unconscious. If they refuse to accept God's laws, they'd better learn to live with the consequences.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

It's hard for young men to get a wife these days. Be brave and stay the course men, because when Biblical Law and free-market Reason rules America, getting a wife will be as easy as slipping in a pill and saying "Drill, baby drill":

A free-market professor points out that government laws preventing environmental destruction are just as absurd as laws against rape:

Granola McMustardseed just hates the idea that someone, somewhere might be altering the natural state of a wilderness area. It’s not that Granola ever plans to visit that area or to derive any other direct benefits from it; it’s just the idea of wilderness desecration that causes her deep psychic distress. [Is that ] an argument for discouraging, say, oil drilling in Alaska, either through taxes or regulation? [Let alone an even worse act of tyranny, cancelling government subsidies to the oil industry].

...Let's suppose that you, or I, or someone we love, or someone we care about from afar, is raped while unconscious in a way that causes no direct physical harm—no injury, no pregnancy, no disease transmission. (Note: The Steubenville rape victim, according to all the accounts I've read, was not even aware that she'd been sexually assaulted until she learned about it from the Internet some days later.) Despite the lack of physical damage, we are shocked, appalled and horrified at the thought of being treated in this way, and suffer deep trauma as a result. Ought the law discourage such acts of rape? Should they be illegal?...

As long as I'm safely unconsious and therefore shielded from the costs of an assault, why shouldn't the rest of the world (or more specifically my attackers) be allowed to reap the benefits? And if the thought of those benefits makes me shudder, why should my shuddering be accorded any more public policy weight than [environmentalists]?

It is, I think, a red herring to say that there's something peculiarly sacred about the boundaries of our bodies. Every time someone on my street turns on a porch light, trillions of photons penetrate my body....bodily penetration does not seem to be in some sort of special protected category.

Exactly - what's the difference between becoming the cum-dumpster of some drooling fratboy who put a pill in your drink, and having a light shine on you?

Well, unless it's a government streetlight, then obviously it's tyranny.

As usual, the Bible has the answer. Since the woman is unconscious, she didn't cry out. That means she has to be executed under Biblical law: Deuteronomy 22:23-24

Heck, if you execute her while she's still unconscious, there's no chance of her EVER having psychic harm.

But on the positive side, anyone who can afford date-rape pills can probably also afford the 50-shekel dowry which will turn his unconscious cum-dumpster into his new wife: Deuteronomy 22:28-29

So it's more likely she'll wake up to find she's already a married woman. That's good, because weddings are expensive and they fund some shady people.

Oh, unless it's a homosexual rape, in which case you both have to be executed. The Bible is very clear on this, there's no exception for rape victims: Leviticus 20:13

So, take heart young men. Once our government shutdown has made the democrats capitulate and appease us, Bibilical law will be the law of the land. Thus Jesus will ban the birth control pill, and legalize the "instawife pill™".