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Quick question: how is the homosexual agenda funded? Where do they get all their money?
Since homosexuals spend most of their time wandering around schoolyards wearing nothing but trenchcoats, few of them have full-time jobs. And God rewards the righteous with wealth, and punishes the sinful with poverty. So the homosexual agenda is funded by heterosexual traitors. But who?
Clearly a major player is BIG WEDDINGS, the wedding industry. And of course the hook-nosed divorce lawyers. And the way homosexuals go through sex partners like a 900-pound binge-eater goes through fudge-filled doughnuts, that adds up to a lot of weddings and divorces - and a lot of money for people who are willing to betray Jesus.
BIG WEDDINGS includes those who make the wedding rings - BIG BLING, aka jewelers, who (as the name suggests) are mostly jews. They are also sponsors of hip-hop. There are tailors and dressmakers to supply all the matching tuxedos and matching dresses (the whole fashion industry is homosexual), bakers to make all the cakes, and also DJs and third-rate devil-rock bands.
So, how will we manage to boycott such a huge industry?
How to boycott the wedding ring industry: I for one don't know how Jesus will get by without people buying expensive golden crosses. Perhaps the best alternative is to simply take bullion coins, then stab them with a cross-headed screwdriver. It's gold, it has a cross on it, and it will have to do.
Boycotting bakers: Remember that bread is for sissies. Real men only eat beef and beer.
Boycotting tailors: Wal-Mart is your friend - there is no fashion industry in China. If there's no Wal-Mart nearby, sorry, you'll have to dress like John the Baptist until 2012.
Boycotting divorce lawyers: My 10th wife and I have decided to take the "til death do us part" thing seriously, and we are bribing a coroner to classify her as legally dead. We decided that this was better than the alternative.
Sacrifices will have to be made. But the alternative is too horrible to contemplate. Image a future of the unspeakable horror illustrated here:
Who else has ideas on how to beat BIG WEDDINGS?
Since homosexuals spend most of their time wandering around schoolyards wearing nothing but trenchcoats, few of them have full-time jobs. And God rewards the righteous with wealth, and punishes the sinful with poverty. So the homosexual agenda is funded by heterosexual traitors. But who?
Clearly a major player is BIG WEDDINGS, the wedding industry. And of course the hook-nosed divorce lawyers. And the way homosexuals go through sex partners like a 900-pound binge-eater goes through fudge-filled doughnuts, that adds up to a lot of weddings and divorces - and a lot of money for people who are willing to betray Jesus.
BIG WEDDINGS includes those who make the wedding rings - BIG BLING, aka jewelers, who (as the name suggests) are mostly jews. They are also sponsors of hip-hop. There are tailors and dressmakers to supply all the matching tuxedos and matching dresses (the whole fashion industry is homosexual), bakers to make all the cakes, and also DJs and third-rate devil-rock bands.
So, how will we manage to boycott such a huge industry?
How to boycott the wedding ring industry: I for one don't know how Jesus will get by without people buying expensive golden crosses. Perhaps the best alternative is to simply take bullion coins, then stab them with a cross-headed screwdriver. It's gold, it has a cross on it, and it will have to do.
Boycotting bakers: Remember that bread is for sissies. Real men only eat beef and beer.
Boycotting tailors: Wal-Mart is your friend - there is no fashion industry in China. If there's no Wal-Mart nearby, sorry, you'll have to dress like John the Baptist until 2012.
Boycotting divorce lawyers: My 10th wife and I have decided to take the "til death do us part" thing seriously, and we are bribing a coroner to classify her as legally dead. We decided that this was better than the alternative.
Sacrifices will have to be made. But the alternative is too horrible to contemplate. Image a future of the unspeakable horror illustrated here:
Who else has ideas on how to beat BIG WEDDINGS?
menfolk need to be strong an say a big fat "no!" if thier lady wanna hires a wedding planner, cuz a wedding planner try to spends all the moneys an will join forces wiv the bride, an then they both hen-peckity-peck-peck-peck the pore groom, 
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