Baby making

[Cheshire]

I am looking for a good Christian man to make more soldiers for god.

No chinks!

Oh, and I already have a house, and a shed for when I have my evil feminine problems monthly.

[Roberta]

Re: Baby making

Are you planning to make William a cuckold, Sister?

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Baby making

I am looking for a good Christian man to make more soldiers for God.

No chinks!

Oh, and I already have a house, and a shed for when I have my evil feminine problems monthly.

What are your hip measurements? God's soldiers need a comfortable passage!

And are your breasteses less or more than those of Sister Roberta?

[Cheshire]

Re: Baby making

uhhhhh, lemme find some measuring tape.

Oh, and Roberta- William suffered an unfortunate accident, and is with God(or satan) now.

it's 34 inches.

A bit less, as she uses inflation for her gains, if you catch my drift.

[Roberta]

Re: Baby making

I am not sure what you meant by your drift, Chessie. Please elaborate.

And while you're at it, a bit more about William's accident.

[Cheshire]

Re: Baby making

A very unfortunatae working accident. Jennny was there, I believe. I'm sure he died veryy fast, and repented while he was dying. We put some KJV bible son him, so he could read them in his dying moments. His ding wish was: Chesh.. Marry a good Christian man... uuuggghhh" The ughh was him suffocating to death.

And oh, I am very sure you catch my drift, what with your bust size always changing. Along with your skin colour. And facial features.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Baby making

uhhhhh, lemme find some measuring tape.

it's 34 inches.

A bit less, as she uses inflation for her gains, if you catch my drift.

Well would you mind then if I positioned my (naturally sized) belly between you two Godly womenfolk then?

I am sure we can all come to some Godly satisfaction if we work hard.

[Cheshire]

Re: Baby making

I'm sure.

I forgot to add all the extra features about me: I have C cup... Well, you know. I often donate Chastity belts to my local" Stop the Children from Fornicating"(SCF). Ok, must go, see everyone later.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Baby making

I'm sure.

I forgot to add all the extra features about me: I have C cup... Well, you know. I often donate Chastity belts to my local" Stop the Children from Fornicating"(SCF). Ok, must go, see everyone later.

You must remember to drop by with some of your Apple Pie straight after you make your next donation!

[Cheshire]

Re: Baby making

You must remember to drop by with some of your Apple Pie straight after you make your next donation!

Of course I wll. however, I'm afraid that the apples here are rather sour, as the island mostly grows pears and such.

cherry pie, maybe..?

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Baby making

Of course I will. however, I'm afraid that the apples here are rather sour, as the island mostly grows pears and such.

cherry pie, maybe..?

I'd love to sample some of your True Christian™ cherry pie Miss (recently) Cheshire.

What a dainty idea.

I believe that it is nigh time you and I start practicing making soldiers for Christ this instant.

Glory.

[Cheshire]

Re: Baby making

I'd love to sample some of your True Christian™ cherry pie Miss (recently) Cheshire.

What a dainty idea.

I believe that it is nigh time you and I start practicing making soldiers for Christ this instant.

Glory.

Marriage first, remember. Otherwise I'll be forced to take you straight to the Pastors.

Although if you go speak to one of the Pastors, we can start with plans.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Baby making

Marriage first, remember. Otherwise I'll be forced to take you straight to the Pastors.

Although if you go speak to one of the Pastors, we can start with plans.

Praise.

You are definately my kind of True Christian™.

What's your favourite passage?

[Cheshire]

Re: Baby making

Praise.

You are definately my kind of True Christian™.

What's your favourite passage?

10 Let no one be found among you who sacrifices his son or daughter in [a] the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft,


What's yours?

Note; I'm not great on posting those, as I always mess up.

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Baby making

10 Let no one be found among you who sacrifices his son or daughter in [a] the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft,


What's yours?

Note; I'm not great on posting those, as I always mess up.

I understand the womanly trials and tribulations of which you suffer Miss Cheshire. I see more clearly now why you need a Christian Man to sort all your affairs for you.

Nice passage though. My current favourite is:

“Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.”- Matthew 4:4