[Cheshire]

Re: Baby making

I understand the womanly trials and tribulations of which you suffer Miss Cheshire. I see more clearly now why you need a Christian Man to sort all your affairs for you.

Nice passage though. My current favourite is:

“Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.”- Matthew 4:4

Womanly trials and tribulations. Of course.

I see.

[Warrior of God]

Re: Baby making

I am looking for a good Christian man to make more soldiers for god.

No chinks!

Oh, and I already have a house, and a shed for when I have my evil feminine problems monthly.

I wish you well in your quest.
I am a long term soldier of God , and have always sought to assist in the veritable Crusade to swell the ranks of his Warriors.
We live in an age where our dedication often needs be manyfold.
I found it was nolonger enough that I spent year after year bringing copper jacketed salvation to the heathens and non-belivers that always caused the trouble whereever I was sent in this world.
I came to realise that it was just as important to spread the bloodline of true belief and willing service in the Army of the Lord.
Thus, I have indeed fulfilled the service you seek many times.
However, I sense you are a Godly and decent woman, and have no knowledge of me or my Missions. Thus,, it is obvious that if you were to benefit from my role as 'fruitioner' it would have to be subject to a matter of force so that you would need feel no shame for being so flippant , or freely available with your charms and sacred inner self.
Equally, there is also the issue that God's Warriors are best harvested from women-folk who are pleasing to the eye. As I know nothing of you in this respect I must again ,
wish you well in your quest , offer any support you might feel need to avail yourself of.
and assure you of the Sacred wonder central to your noble, selfless, deication to God's War...
from acorns grow mighty oaks ...