Gay Kids Attack GOP Leaders With Rape Accusations!

[Youth Minister Harry]

The homo-liberal agenda is hitting our nation's Christian leaders below the belt! Boys are being brainwashed into homosexualism and are then attacking GOP leaders with accusations of gay child rape.

Georgia GOP True Christian™ Jim Collins is being falsely accused of making sweet love to boys at First Baptist Church Vidalia. First of all, Brother Jim was probably just punishing the boy or praying over the boy. Fellowship in the presence of Christ is activity washed in the Blood of the Lamb and is pre-ordained as part of God's plan. Why would this boy resist God's Plan by taking Brother Collins to court unless the boy is being driven by hatred for God's Plan? Why does this boy hate God? Could it be because he has chosen homosexuality instead of Christ? Or is it because he is possessed by satan? Either way, this is a horrifying ordeal!

Brother Collins needs your prayers! If this little homo wins his court case, who among us will be next?! No siree! Not me! We can win Brother Collin's court case through the power of PRAYER! Let us pray together next week at the Landover Baptist Attorney's Office and prepare ourselves for the impending wave of COMPLETELY FALSE accusations of gaynal rape to come from the homo kidgenda! Together we can beat these gay children!

PRAISE CHRIST JESUS!


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[Elmer G. White]

Re: Gay Kids Attack GOP Leaders With Rape Accusations!

The homo-liberal agenda is hitting our nation's Christian leaders below the belt! Boys are being brainwashed into homosexualism and are then attacking GOP leaders with accusations of gay child rape.

Georgia GOP True Christian™ Jim Collins is being falsely accused of making sweet love to boys at First Baptist Church Vidalia. First of all, anything that happens in the worship of Christ is activity washed in the Blood of the Lamb and is pre-ordained as part of God's plan. Why would this boy resist God's plans by taking Brother Collins to court unless the boy is being driven by hatred for God's Plan? Why does this boy hate God? Could it be because he has chosen homosexuality instead of Christ? Or is it because he is possessed by satan? Either way, this is a horrifying ordeal!

Brother Collins needs your prayers! If this little homo wins his court case, who among us will be next?! No siree! Not me! We can win Brother Collin's court case through the power of PRAYER! Let us pray together next week at the Landover Baptist Attorney's Office and prepare ourselves for the impending wave of COMPLETELY FALSE accusations of gaynal rape to come from the homo kidgenda! Together we can beat these gay children!

PRAISE CHRIST JESUS!

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Brother Harry,

I have started the prayers but I'd like to mention the most probable cause of all this. These possessed children must have seduced Mr. Collins.

Proverbs 12:26
The righteous is more excellent than his neighbour: but the way of the wicked seduceth them.

Apparently they could not tolerate the righteous nature of Mr. Collins and, as these boys were wicked, they did as predicted by God and seduced the good man. They are probably the culprits. Also the allegedly high number of these acts gets an explanation once we look into the Good Book.

2 Timothy 3:13
But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

I am positive, however, that all these allegations will be cleared up once the authorities read these verses and are touched by the force that awakens in them with the powerful prayers of us True Christians™.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Gay Kids Attack GOP Leaders With Rape Accusations!

These possessed children must have seduced Mr. Collins.

Oh, Brother Elmer! YES! This is very clearly the case! You are truly gifted in spotting these things!

I can think of numerous occasions while on missionary across the U.S. in the Youth Outreach Cotton Candy Wagon in which devilish, tricky little boys would bend over backwards to seduce my youth ministers and I! We worked so hard to beat them off

of us with prayer and even emergency oil anointment. They are truly seductive little dirty birdies! I see them out there on the playgrounds playing with their balls and getting so hot and sweaty in the dirt just SCHEMING of ways to trick God's servants! Just NASTY FILTHY little dirty birdies! Filthy DIRTY! PRAISE JESUS!!!

[Hank Whitlock]

Re: Gay Kids Attack GOP Leaders With Rape Accusations!

These kids now days are just cruel destructive brats.
I'm praying for my brother in Christ and that he will be victorious in court over these homo kids! Praise God!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Gay Kids Attack GOP Leaders With Rape Accusations!

Not just gay kids, but high-end escorts and cocaine dealers are often found loitering with our respected politicians and business leaders... at their parties, in their private jets, etc. I feel sorry for them. When I used to travel to Thailand, it was the same - I couldn't sit down at my favorite bar Dr. BJ's Salon without someone performing a disgusting act on me. I liked the beer so I kept coming back.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Gay Kids Attack GOP Leaders With Rape Accusations!

Not just gay kids, but high-end escorts and cocaine dealers are often found loitering with our respected politicians and business leaders... at their parties, in their private jets, etc. I feel sorry for them. When I used to travel to Thailand, it was the same - I couldn't sit down at my favorite bar Dr. BJ's Salon without someone performing a disgusting act on me. I liked the beer so I kept coming back.

Dr. Toole, I know the boys would just love it if you could come witness to them about your important work in Thailand. I think the Trans-American Youth Ministry Tour we're planning next Spring would be a wonderful opportunity for everyone if you could make a few stops with us.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Gay Kids Attack GOP Leaders With Rape Accusations!

That's a generous offer, Minister Harry - may I call you Harry? - however I have realized it is more my calling to help young vulnerable girls. The chinks are particularly vulnerable, but unfortunately there is a lot of confusion by the authorities about the kind of work I do. I had to relocate to Europe under a French identity to avoid a misunderstanding. But thank you kindly for reaching out - if you find yourself in Eurostan on a mission, please do make contact.