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    Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

    Folks, I am so excited, it's as if GOD Himself may have intervened and saved our senate! I heard on FoxNews that if the bad old Democrat from South Dakota dies or is incapacitated, the Republican governor of SD will be able to appoint a Republican replacement senator! I think a prayer is in order...

    Dear Lord, please help the only party ordained by you (the GOP of course) by zapping the wits out of that bad old Demoncrat, Senator Tim Johnson, so that you may again have a majority government. amen!
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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    Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

    It seems that this demoncrat's pot-smoking fun-loving has finally caught up with him. And, of course, the mainstream media is falling all over themselves trying to avoid admitting that God has smitten them: first he DID have a stroke, then he DIDN'T but, just to be safe he IS having "routine brain surgery". I think its all a smoke-screen to avoid dealing with the Truth.
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      Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

      "routine" brain surgery. Right. It's like something you do everyday!
      "Hey Doc, time for my semi-annual brain surgery!"

      God could smack some people upside the head and they'd still deny he exists!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

        GLORY!!

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          Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

          Bad news, Prayer Warriors. It appears that satan's evil designs are winning out. The demoncrat is beginning to recover.

          Please, help us honor Jesus and our Godly president GWB by doubling up on your prayers to smite this demonic senator quickly! Jesus wants a GOP majority in the senate for His birthday. PRAY HARDER!!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

            Maybe Jesus wants him to get better, to punish the Republicans for not winning the Iraq war. What about that interpretation?
            Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
            I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
            Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
            Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
            Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.             - Ovid

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

              Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
              Maybe Jesus wants him to get better, to punish the Republicans for not winning the Iraq war. What about that interpretation?
              But the reason the Republicans haven't achieved complete and total success in Iraq so far is because of the Democrats sabotaging our troops' morale in the first place. Nevertheless, there may be something in your interpretation, in which case we can all expect to be raptured very shortly, to watch from Heaven as the Whore of Babylon (Hitlery Clinton) and the Antichrist (Poppa Benedickt, naturally) are given their turn to reign over the earth, until Jesus comes back to smite them. Glory!
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

                Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                Maybe Jesus wants him to get better, to punish the Republicans for not winning the Iraq war. What about that interpretation?
                I would say that, at most, HE is punishing those half-hearted Republicans whose heart and brain has become soft through the skillful deceipt of Satan and the lull of sweet tonged LIEberal and DEMONcrats.

                THE LORD might be teaching them a lesson, but it is most unfair to TRUE CHRISTIAN REPUBLICANS who have whole-heartedly tried to teach those goat-loving mu-slimes not to mess with the USA and CHRIST OUR SAVIOUR!

                But it is HIS RIGHT if HE so chose!
                (It is not for us to know and least of all second guess OUR LORD)

                PRAISE JESUS!

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                  Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

                  Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                  Maybe Jesus wants him to get better, to punish the Republicans for not winning the Iraq war. What about that interpretation?
                  Sister, I fear I must disagree with you -- we *are* winning the War in Iraq (a.k.a. The War on Terror a.k.a. The Long War).

                  Originally posted by George W. Bush
                  We're winning and we will win....
                  Every time someone has a defeatist attitude, you undermine our troops' resolve. Do you hate our troops? I imagine you meant to say that God is punishing the demoncrats for not supporting our troops (ie for helping the terrorists).
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                    Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    But the reason the Republicans haven't achieved complete and total success in Iraq so far is because of the Democrats sabotaging our troops' morale in the first place. Nevertheless, there may be something in your interpretation, in which case we can all expect to be raptured very shortly, to watch from Heaven as the Whore of Babylon (Hitlery Clinton) and the Antichrist (Poppa Benedickt, naturally) are given their turn to reign over the earth, until Jesus comes back to smite them. Glory!
                    Wouldn't Paris Hilton make a better Whore of Babylon? She has surely got Clinton beat for the "Whore" title.

                    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                    Every time someone has a defeatist attitude, you undermine our troops' resolve. Do you hate our troops? I imagine you meant to say that God is punishing the demoncrats for not supporting our troops (ie for helping the terrorists).
                    I love soldiers, no doubt about that. If anyone is undermining the troops it's those evil Republicans who want the army to make a graceful exit!
                    Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                    I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                    Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                    Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                    Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                     - Ovid

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                      Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

                      Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                      I love soldiers, no doubt about that. If anyone is undermining the troops it's those evil Republicans who want the army to make a graceful exit!
                      Young lady! You go and wash your mouth out with SOAP! And I mean RIGHT NOW!!

                      We are all 100% behind our Godly president GWB, who was hand-chosen by Jesus Himself to lead our nation into victory against the islamofascists led by Saddam Bin Laden! God Bless America!! Stay the course!!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Young lady! You go and wash your mouth out with SOAP! And I mean RIGHT NOW!!

                        We are all 100% behind our Godly president GWB, who was hand-chosen by Jesus Himself to lead our nation into victory against the islamofascists led by Saddam Bin Laden! God Bless America!! Stay the course!!
                        Pastor, it is quite evident Arethusa needs a True Christian™ man to do her thinking for her.

                        Arethusa, my offer is still open. You need a man to lead your life and I am willing to be that man.
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                          Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Young lady! You go and wash your mouth out with SOAP! And I mean RIGHT NOW!!

                          We are all 100% behind our Godly president GWB, who was hand-chosen by Jesus Himself to lead our nation into victory against the islamofascists led by Saddam Bin Laden! God Bless America!! Stay the course!!


                          Can I just use mouthwash while thinking about Bush and Jesus?

                          Jesus is Lord I already told you how I felt about that. There's no need to bring it back up now. God bless you.
                          Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                          I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                          Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                          Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                          Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                           - Ovid

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                            Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

                            Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                            Jesus is Lord I already told you how I felt about that. There's no need to bring it back up now. God bless you.
                            What you feel is of no consequence. What matters is what God wants and HE wants you to find a True Christian™ to be your husband.
                            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                              Re: Pray for Republican Victory and Senator Johnson's Death

                              Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                              What you feel is of no consequence. What matters is what God wants and HE wants you to find a True Christian™ to be your husband.
                              GLORY!

                              Oh Praise the LORD! That was a beautiful and heartfelt PROPOSAL Brother JIL.

                              <wipes tears from my eyes>

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                              Oh, it's going to be so LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!

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