[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

This is most perplexing. Perhaps a question for Jesus during his annual birthday visits. We need to figure out who is responsible here.

Is Herman Cain actually dead? If not, what happened to him? If so, why did You allow him to die

Yes, he died. I needed more Arbeitskraft for the Heavenly cotton fields. Someone needs to pick the cotton for the robes I'll be wearing come Rapture (which will be on a Wednesday as you might remember)! The Hamite Cain is doing good work at this very moment although his fingers are bleeding a bit. Bless me!

As previously mentioned, I asked Jesus about this issue. Looks like we have our answer! At least it sounds like Herman Cain is in Heaven.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

As previously mentioned, I asked Jesus about this issue. Looks like we have our answer! At least it sounds like Herman Cain is in Heaven.

There is this wonderful question that comes up occasionally among True Christians™, "Would you give your life for Jesus?" All of us would instinctively say YES. But we mostly are never required to do that. Herman actually did it.

Herman could have skipped the rally for President Trump. Or, he could have gone and disappointed the President by wearing a mask. He knew Jesus wanted President Trump reelected so he went, no mask. He stood close to people taking selfies.

He picked up the Coronavirus that day and died. What a hero he was.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

As previously mentioned, I asked Jesus about this issue. Looks like we have our answer! At least it sounds like Herman Cain is in Heaven.

I believe Herman Cain is in Heaven, sitting at the right hand of Jesus. After all, somebody has to keep Jesus's wine glass filled and perform other menial tasks, and Herman Cain is just about the number one negro available up there.