Pray for Ron Jeremy

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Pray for Ron Jeremy

I am ashamed of having read this thread (it really should have been posted in the Men Only section!), and I'm ashamed of my curiosity, but I have to ask: how is that even possible? Mr. Jeremy must be very, um, flexible in order to achieve a feat like that!

I understand your concerns about praying for a Jew but let me assure you that this post belongs squarely in Prayer Requests. The big tent formed around the risen Christ has space for all sinners, including a (I'm going to guess) lapsed Jew as long as they have the ability to fall on their knees and worship. The Lord and Savior of Mankind has no problem accepting other religions' sloppy seconds.

[Basilissa]

Re: Pray for Ron Jeremy

But I really don't think He had in mind putting your own tallywacker in your mouth in the way Mr. Jeremy does.

I am ashamed of having read this thread (it really should have been posted in the Men Only section!), and I'm ashamed of my curiosity, but I have to ask: how is that even possible? Mr. Jeremy must be very, um, flexible in order to achieve a feat like that!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for Ron Jeremy

As a Christian, I can't condone Ron Jeremy's pornographic lifestyle. I know that Jesus said, "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man" in Matthew 15:11. But I really don't think He had in mind putting your own tallywacker in your mouth in the way Mr. Jeremy does. Plus, as a Jew, Mr. Jeremy is doomed to an eternity in Hell if he doesn't repent his sins and accept Jesus into his heart.

Nevertheless, the 15 year old girl that Mr. Jeremy allegedly sexually assaulted sounds like a real whore of Babylon to me, just like the underaged girl who tempted Prince Andrew. We need to put the blame where it belongs, on these teenaged harlots who keep tempting famous and powerful men.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Pray for Ron Jeremy

Don't have heroes, kids.

They always turn out to be humans.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Today I was saddened to learn that authorities in Los Angeles decided to charge XXX Church associate Ron Jeremy "with 20 new counts of sexual assault involving 13 victims".

I tend to agree with the young Pastor in the video that Jesus would prefer to spend more time at porn shows than at Church conference. Just like our Pastors. Imagine all the dirty sluts degrading themselves because they have to bare souls wide open ready to be saved. Mr. Jeremy was only too pleased to oblige them. The Lord and Savior himself would likely also have plunged right into those tender 'ssoles to claim them as Christians. Pray for Ron right now.