[TC Patriot]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Here's the picture you were attempting to post. As you might imagine, we have to keep the image posting priviledges of Unsaved Trash limited. Some of the stuff they try to post would curl your hair, I tell you!

Thank you for the support Patirot. Any luck with that user name?

I am still waiting.

My heart goes out to you. Clearly they spiked your drink with something.

I have read some revolting Catholic garbage here. You know, it may have been a priest "behind" it. You must know that they dress like women and use wine to seduce and bugger alter boys. Does your coolie still make noise when you pass gas? Be ware of vile Sodomites.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

One day and a half sober!!!

!!!PRAISE, THE POWER OF JESUS!!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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One day and a half sober!!!

!!!PRAISE, THE POWER OF JESUS!!!

Thanks Clarence, One Day at a Time!

YIC

Aaron

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Thanks Clarence, One Day at a Time!

YIC

Aaron

Sorry, dear Brother....but isn't that a vile show where the maintenance man tries to violate a whore divorcee her two slutty daughters?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Sorry, dear Brother....but isn't that a vile show where the maintenance man tries to violate a whore divorcee her two slutty daughters?

Yes, that show was called that. It's also something that alcoholics say. I don't know if I'm one, but I did quit drinking, so if that makes me an alcoholic, then so be it!

[Talitha]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

I'll Pray for you Brother Aaron.
There is nothing worse than a drunkard.


Proverbs 23: 19-21Hear thou, my son, and be wise, and guide thine heart in the way.
Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I think that the real alkies say that once an alcoholic always an alcoholic but you are a True Christian™ so that could not possibly apply to you.

Yes, that show was called that. It's also something that alcoholics say. I don't know if I'm one, but I did quit drinking, so if that makes me an alcoholic, then so be it!

YIC,
Sayved

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

I later realized that I enjoyed the "buzz" that Jesus gives me alot more. Now I have two shots of scripture in the morning and three at night! Amen!
I am sure you will make it through this just fine, as I have heard how dedicated and strong you are in the faith.

Thanks Brother EB, it is good to have so much support!

My heart goes out to you. Clearly they spiked your drink with something.

It would be nice if that was the case Brother Patriot, but I'm afraid I did all the consuming necessary to put my self into that level of intoxication.

I'll Pray for you Brother Aaron.
There is nothing worse than a drunkard.

Proverbs 23: 19-21Hear thou, my son, and be wise, and guide thine heart in the way.
Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

I know Sister, that is why I am so heartsick! Thank goodness Clarence cared enough about me to knee me in the face!

I think that the real alkies say that once an alcoholic always an alcoholic but you are a True Christian™ so that could not possibly apply to you.

YIC,
Sayved

Let's hope you're right brother. But with you all praying for me, I feel I can conquer this! Praise!

[sinnersbedamned]

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If god can cure a negro to even the slightest extent, then of course he can cure pretty much everything else. Praise Jesus.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Don't be so hard on yourself brethren Portway. Not all drinking is bad, as red wine is the blood of Jesus™.

Dear Lord, another one tainted by Catholic propeganda. Jesus did not say that all red wine was his blood, just the red wine in his cup at the last supper. Despite your Catholic upbringing, you seem to love the Lord, sinnersbedamned, and, with time and guidance from the good Pastors at Landover, I am sure you will come to see that Baptism, not Catholicism, is the True Christianity™.

Don't rebuke Godly Brother Portway. Rebuke those floosies who spiked his Dr Pepper. I would have taken a hickory switch to their hind ends.

Amen. And let us not forget the Jezebel who tempted him, just as Eve tempted Adam in Eden. I hardly think we should be attacking a True Christian™ when it is that loose woman who is the real sinner here. In fact, Pastor Deacon Fred recently preached a sermon on this very subject:

BTW, I have been to prayer meetings at Brother Sayved's mansion, and it is just off the main runway at Landover International, just as he says. Vahyr, before you start giving geography lessons, you at least ought to consult a map of Freehold first.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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BTW, I have been to prayer meetings at Brother Sayved's mansion, and it is just off the main runway at Landover International, just as he says. Vahyr, before you start giving geography lessons, you at least ought to consult a map of Freehold first.

Shut the f*ck up. You have never been to his mansion because there is no mansion. If he lived in Freehold all this time and was tithing that kind of money he would have had his "True Christian" title from day one. Think before you speak, Ass Munch. Jesus Christ, is it just me or is the quality of TC's going down the pooper? It's like you f*ckers don't think shit through before he speak. I guess you're just another liar who talks the talk, but doesn't really follow the example of Christ. Besides, he would have been beaten within an inch of his life 200 times over by now if he was anywhere near my vicinity.

Now SCRAM!!! SHOO!!!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Boy,
It is good that you are starting to realize your shortcomings and are finally seeing the Truth©.

I am so sorry Brother Ahimaaz I spend so much smoking dope and masturbating in my mothers basement that I lose all touch with reality. You are such a great True Christian™ influence on my pathetic life that I want to thank you from the bottom of my drug ravaged heart

[Star Finder]

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Vayhr,

you seem very angry. you should try some mushrooms instead of smoking all that dope. they you can travel to the stars and everything will turn out all-right.

And Cap'n PortHole, I am no suprised that you are a raging alcoholic. (because jews can't hold their liquor)

I just hope they don't find out about the homosexual adventures you have when you've been hitting the sauce. I don't think the pastors like that unless its for demonstration purposes.

all the best
SF

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

There are some of you who are panicking because he's a pilot. Let's just remember who brother Portway's co pilot is.

Jesus, Savior, pilot me
Over life's tempestuous sea;
Unknown waves before me roll,
Hiding rock and treach'rous shoal;
Chart and compass come from Thee;
Jesus, Savior, pilot me.

As a mother stills her child,
Thou canst hush the ocean wild;
Boist'rous waves obey Thy will
When Thou say'st to them, "Be still."
Wondrous Sov'reign of the sea,
Jesus, Savior, pilot me.

Though death's valley I may pass,
Still Thy grace will fear surpass;
In Thy presence I will rest,
And, while leaning on Thy breast,
I will hear Thee say to me,
"Fear not, I will pilot thee."

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Vayhr of the Warhost][/b]I am so sorry Brother Ahimaaz I spend so much smoking dope and masturbating in my mothers basement...

Try telling us something we don't already know.

Jesus, Savior, pilot me...

What an inspiring poem! I have posted this in my study carrel at school to remind me that, when things seem the roughest (like when I have to read a case written by some liberal athiest Jew judge), I've got the best and most powerful friend anyone could have there studying with me.