[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

By "courting" do you mean her screams of "Harder Clarence Harder" that could be heard all over Freehold ?

What is that supposed to mean? What are you implying????

Wait, you don't live here so you don't know what you're talking about.

[Star Finder]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Oh and I owuld like to correc the record:

quadriplegic

I have complete use of my legs and almost 100% use of my arms.

Yes, I know my stones have been broken but I think that makes me a better person in the long run.

As for the question of drug use, I think that each and every one of you would benefit from the admistration of moderate quantities of mushrooms, buttons and buds.

NO crack for you though... you are wierd enough.

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Oh and I owuld like to correc the record:



I have complete use of my legs and almost 100% use of my arms.

Yes, I know my stones have been broken but I think that makes me a better person in the long run.

You might still be able to become a Eunuch for Christ, you know . . .

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

I am happy to report that during all 23 random breathalyser tests performed on Aaron, each one was negative.

Good Job, Aaron! Keep it up

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Thank you Clarence, but you need to keep yourself in check too, do forget to keep taking your meds!

And I was with you in weakness, and in fear, and in much trembling.

And my speech and my preaching was not with enticing words of man's wisdom, but in demonstration of the Spirit and of power:

That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.

1st Corinthians 2:3-5

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Thank you Clarence, but you need to keep yourself in check too, do forget to keep taking your meds!

And I was with you in weakness, and in fear, and in much trembling.

And my speech and my preaching was not with enticing words of man's wisdom, but in demonstration of the Spirit and of power:

That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.

1st Corinthians 2:3-5

Brother Aaron you have compelled me to release this mornings staff meeting briefing.

YIC,
Sayved

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Thank you Clarence, but you need to keep yourself in check too, do forget to keep taking your meds!

I think you have me mistaken for someone else, Aaron. I do not nor have I ever taken meds. Only unsaved trash who hate the Lord Jesus Christ would want to silence the Word. That or they are jealous Christians who are angry because they can't hear the voice of Jesus as I do.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Brother Aaron you have compelled me to release this mornings staff meeting briefing.

YIC,
Sayved

Last name withheld? It's public knowledge, "Dr."

As my "doctor" I'm surprised you didn't know Clarence was my middle name. My mother was a hippie and gave me a hippie first name.

"Dr. I.M. Sayved" -

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Yes Clarence.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Sounds to me like he's off his meds. Is another involuntary commitment necessary already?

So sad.

Clarence, please for the love of Baby Jesus, start taking you pills!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

In the interest of full disclosure I realized that I left the last slide off of my presentation when I posted it on this Godly Forum™.

YIC,
Sayved

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

A psychotic AND a Star Trek fan? It's worse than I feared. If we find out he's a MMORPGamer or a LARPer, we may have to "put him away" permanently.

Such a sad state of affairs, I'm sure the Baby Jesus is crying his eyes out over this!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

A psychotic AND a Star Trek fan? It's worse than I feared. If we find out he's a MMORPGamer or a LARPer, we may have to "put him away" permanently.

Such a sad state of affairs, I'm sure the Baby Jesus is crying his eyes out over this!

Seems to me that "I.M. Sayved"() has a little too much time on his hands. He can't even deliver a real photo of me yet thinks he's my doctor. And he's a major Star Trek geek to know THAT much about it complete with delusions of living in Freehold to boot. ("Vayhr" is a play on the word "slayer", dumbass.)

That poor sap is looking more and more pathetic every day.

And, Aaron, am I going to have to kick your ass? I've got pictures of you that can really embarrass you. Don't push me, buddy.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

("Vayhr" is a play on the word "slayer", dumbass.)

It is? Please explain.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Seems to me that "I.M. Sayved"() has a little too much time on his hands. He can't even deliver a real photo of me yet thinks he's my doctor.

I believe you may be the Angry Video Game Nerd.