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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
    Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 347

    #46
    Re: Pray for Brother Portway

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    By "courting" do you mean her screams of "Harder Clarence Harder" that could be heard all over Freehold ?
    What is that supposed to mean? What are you implying????

    Wait, you don't live here so you don't know what you're talking about.

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    • Star Finder
      Rock Worshipper
      • Sep 2006
      • 1092

      #47
      Re: Pray for Brother Portway

      Oh and I owuld like to correc the record:

      quadriplegic
      I have complete use of my legs and almost 100% use of my arms.

      Yes, I know my stones have been broken but I think that makes me a better person in the long run.

      As for the question of drug use, I think that each and every one of you would benefit from the admistration of moderate quantities of mushrooms, buttons and buds.

      NO crack for you though... you are wierd enough.
      I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #48
        Re: Pray for Brother Portway

        Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
        Oh and I owuld like to correc the record:



        I have complete use of my legs and almost 100% use of my arms.

        Yes, I know my stones have been broken but I think that makes me a better person in the long run.
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        • Vayhr of the Warhost
          Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2008
          • 347

          #49
          Re: Pray for Brother Portway

          I am happy to report that during all 23 random breathalyser tests performed on Aaron, each one was negative.

          Good Job, Aaron! Keep it up

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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #50
            Re: Pray for Brother Portway

            Thank you Clarence, but you need to keep yourself in check too, do forget to keep taking your meds!

            And I was with you in weakness, and in fear, and in much trembling.

            And my speech and my preaching was not with enticing words of man's wisdom, but in demonstration of the Spirit and of power:

            That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.

            1st Corinthians 2:3-5
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            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #51
              Re: Pray for Brother Portway

              Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
              Thank you Clarence, but you need to keep yourself in check too, do forget to keep taking your meds!

              And I was with you in weakness, and in fear, and in much trembling.

              And my speech and my preaching was not with enticing words of man's wisdom, but in demonstration of the Spirit and of power:

              That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.

              1st Corinthians 2:3-5
              Brother Aaron you have compelled me to release this mornings staff meeting briefing.

              YIC,
              Sayved


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Vayhr of the Warhost
                Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2008
                • 347

                #52
                Re: Pray for Brother Portway

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                Thank you Clarence, but you need to keep yourself in check too, do forget to keep taking your meds!
                I think you have me mistaken for someone else, Aaron. I do not nor have I ever taken meds. Only unsaved trash who hate the Lord Jesus Christ would want to silence the Word. That or they are jealous Christians who are angry because they can't hear the voice of Jesus as I do.

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                • Vayhr of the Warhost
                  Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 347

                  #53
                  Re: Pray for Brother Portway

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  Brother Aaron you have compelled me to release this mornings staff meeting briefing.

                  YIC,
                  Sayved
                  Last name withheld? It's public knowledge, "Dr."

                  As my "doctor" I'm surprised you didn't know Clarence was my middle name. My mother was a hippie and gave me a hippie first name.

                  "Dr. I.M. Sayved" -

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #54
                    Re: Pray for Brother Portway

                    Yes Clarence.


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309

                      #55
                      Re: Pray for Brother Portway

                      Sounds to me like he's off his meds. Is another involuntary commitment necessary already?

                      So sad.

                      Clarence, please for the love of Baby Jesus, start taking you pills!
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #56
                        Re: Pray for Brother Portway

                        In the interest of full disclosure I realized that I left the last slide off of my presentation when I posted it on this Godly Forum™.

                        YIC,
                        Sayved


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • Capt. Aaron Portway
                          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                          Salvation from Above
                          God's Favorite Pilot™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 6309

                          #57
                          Re: Pray for Brother Portway

                          A psychotic AND a Star Trek fan? It's worse than I feared. If we find out he's a MMORPGamer or a LARPer, we may have to "put him away" permanently.

                          Such a sad state of affairs, I'm sure the Baby Jesus is crying his eyes out over this!
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                          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                          • Vayhr of the Warhost
                            Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 347

                            #58
                            Re: Pray for Brother Portway

                            Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                            A psychotic AND a Star Trek fan? It's worse than I feared. If we find out he's a MMORPGamer or a LARPer, we may have to "put him away" permanently.

                            Such a sad state of affairs, I'm sure the Baby Jesus is crying his eyes out over this!
                            Seems to me that "I.M. Sayved"() has a little too much time on his hands. He can't even deliver a real photo of me yet thinks he's my doctor. And he's a major Star Trek geek to know THAT much about it complete with delusions of living in Freehold to boot. ("Vayhr" is a play on the word "slayer", dumbass.)

                            That poor sap is looking more and more pathetic every day.

                            And, Aaron, am I going to have to kick your ass? I've got pictures of you that can really embarrass you. Don't push me, buddy.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #59
                              Re: Pray for Brother Portway

                              Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                              ("Vayhr" is a play on the word "slayer", dumbass.)
                              It is? Please explain.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #60
                                Re: Pray for Brother Portway

                                Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                                Seems to me that "I.M. Sayved"() has a little too much time on his hands. He can't even deliver a real photo of me yet thinks he's my doctor.
                                I believe you may be the Angry Video Game Nerd.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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