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  • Star Finder
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    Re: Pray for Brother Portway

    Oh and I owuld like to correc the record:

    quadriplegic
    I have complete use of my legs and almost 100% use of my arms.

    Yes, I know my stones have been broken but I think that makes me a better person in the long run.

    As for the question of drug use, I think that each and every one of you would benefit from the admistration of moderate quantities of mushrooms, buttons and buds.

    NO crack for you though... you are wierd enough.

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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
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    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    By "courting" do you mean her screams of "Harder Clarence Harder" that could be heard all over Freehold ?
    What is that supposed to mean? What are you implying????

    Wait, you don't live here so you don't know what you're talking about.

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    By "courting" do you mean her screams of "Harder Clarence Harder" that could be heard all over Freehold ?

    Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
    Me and Tali aren't courting anymore. She knows we hang out when you are in town and she knows nothing is going on between us. Do you think she is some kind of bitter, obsessed, jealous, psychopath who would use her vast resources to harm you physically, financially, and emotionally? Me and Tali are just good friends.

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
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    Aaron, don't make me kick your ass.
    Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
    you seem very angry. you should try some mushrooms instead of smoking all that dope. they you can travel to the stars and everything will turn out all-right.
    Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
    but first eat some mushrooms and then get back to me....
    Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Post
    Calm down Captain. I watched Jesus himself indulge in an alcoholic libation while I was watching Mel Brooks "History of the World, Part 1". It had to be Jesus, because when the waiter kept saying Jesus, He kept answering.
    All this enmity on a thread I had hoped would help me avoid "hittig the bottle" again. Well I guess you are all at least being honest. And as it says in Proverbs:

    Open rebuke is better than secret love.

    Faithful are the wounds of a friend; but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful.
    Proverbs 27:5-6

    Mr. Rockhead, you advocation of drugs use explains a lot. Your brain is obviously destroyed by your use of all manner of illegal narcotics. One more reason for God to hate you!

    And Clarence, make sure you stay on your medication! Remember, the voices aren't real, and the medicine keeps them away. We all want you to stay well and be coherent enough to praise Jesus!

    Thank you for the support brother Terrence, but just because our Lord could handle a "nip of vino" now and then doesn't mean I can. One day at a Time. And I'm still sober! Praise!

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  • Brother Terrence
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    Calm down Captain. I watched Jesus himself indulge in an alcoholic libation while I was watching Mel Brooks "History of the World, Part 1". It had to be Jesus, because when the waiter kept saying Jesus, He kept answering.

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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
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    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Now, Clarence, we were just getting all friendly. There's no need to make these threats of kicking Captain A into a Hole, is there?

    I'd offer a consoling hug, but we know how Talitha gets.
    I'm just joking with ole Aaron.

    Me and Tali aren't courting anymore. She knows we hang out when you are in town and she knows nothing is going on between us. Do you think she is some kind of bitter, obsessed, jealous, psychopath who would use her vast resources to harm you physically, financially, and emotionally? Me and Tali are just good friends.


    Tali, by "getting all friendly" she is referring to how I am no longer a threat to her life any longer and we consider each other friends. When we do hang out it is in a group setting with other Freehold youth. Completely platonic.

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Hello Clarence, it looks like you are still on your meds that's great!

    How did midterms go ?


    YIC,
    Sayved

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
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    Aaron, don't make me kick your ass.
    Now, Clarence, we were just getting all friendly. There's no need to make these threats of kicking Captain A into a Hole, is there?

    I'd offer a consoling hug, but we know how Talitha gets.

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  • Star Finder
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    It is not that hard.

    My fingers have healed, somewhat.

    my stones, another matter.

    but you! in your virulent assention to the pinnacle!

    lead me to victory!

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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
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    Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
    you seem very angry. you should try some mushrooms instead of smoking all that dope. they you can travel to the stars and everything will turn out all-right.
    We joke around, you quadriplegic gimp. Shut the f*ck up before I shove an M-80 firecracker down your throat and finish the job Jesus started with your retarded ass. How the hell do you even post with those nubs of yours?

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  • Star Finder
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    but first eat some mushrooms and then get back to me....

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  • Star Finder
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    yes tell it brother!

    may the sun burn out your syes so yo can see the tryutye!

    I have waited so long for this day. are you the one they have told us about?

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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
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    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    You are so right Brother Aaron. Jesus has asked me to acknowledge that I have overly harsh with Clarence in the past. I have come to the realization that he is just a lost soul with a severe chemical imbalance in the brain. When forgets to take his meds the episodes begin.

    I suspect he posts in the style that he does during one of these episodes because he is hallucinating so heavily that it's the only way he can read what he is typing.

    I expect that now with midterm exams at LBU he may forget his meds due to the stress of that. I plan to take photographs of him this time while he is strapped down so he can see the consequences. He never remembers these episodes.

    YIC,
    Sayved
    He was joking you, dipshit. You don't live in Freehold; therefore, you have never seen me nor been to any facility in Freehold. Stop making a fool of yourself and therefore this church. They just gave you the TC title a few days ago. You've been on the forum for like 10 thousand years and they just now give you that title and you're going to claim you've been in Freehold - THE WHOLE TIME - as a REAL True Christian living in a big mansion, tithing heavily, and attending services the whole time? Even though no one but the Zoroastrian Ahimza Mazda has been willing to play along with your delusions and even he wouldn't back it up when I challenged the voracity of your wild claim.

    Are you TRYING to discredit our mission with your lies? You aren't that Otto Bond guy Tali told me about are you?

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  • Star Finder
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    you seem very angry. you should try some mushrooms instead of smoking all that dope. they you can travel to the stars and everything will turn out all-right.

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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
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    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    Thank you for the support Brother Sayved, Mr. Smith, and Patriot. I think Clarence is on the verge of another psychotic break/DEMON posession. You know how he gets right before one of his "episodes".


    Aaron, don't make me kick your ass.

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