[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Thank you for the support Brother Sayved, Mr. Smith, and Patriot. I think Clarence is on the verge of another psychotic break/DEMON posession. You know how he gets right before one of his "episodes".

It won't be long before eight or nine of us are holding him down while Dr. Ville hits him with the Thorazine. After a few electroshock sessions, he'll be OK again for a few months.

You know, I thought he was going to be better this time, I really did. When he didn't beat me within an inch of my life for being sloppy drunk, I really believed he had turned a corner. So sad. To know that in a short time he'll be strapped to a gurney in Landover General with a plastic bite guard in his mouth, eyes vacant with dried spittle caked on his cheeks fills me with melancholy. He will be in my prayers.

You are so right Brother Aaron. Jesus has asked me to acknowledge that I have overly harsh with Clarence in the past. I have come to the realization that he is just a lost soul with a severe chemical imbalance in the brain. When forgets to take his meds the episodes begin.

I suspect he posts in the style that he does during one of these episodes because he is hallucinating so heavily that it's the only way he can read what he is typing.

I expect that now with midterm exams at LBU he may forget his meds due to the stress of that. I plan to take photographs of him this time while he is strapped down so he can see the consequences. He never remembers these episodes.

YIC,
Sayved

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Thank you for the support Brother Sayved, Mr. Smith, and Patriot. I think Clarence is on the verge of another psychotic break/DEMON posession. You know how he gets right before one of his "episodes".

It won't be long before eight or nine of us are holding him down while Dr. Ville hits him with the Thorazine. After a few electroshock sessions, he'll be OK again for a few months.

You know, I thought he was going to be better this time, I really did. When he didn't beat me within an inch of my life for being sloppy drunk, I really believed he had turned a corner. So sad. To know that in a short time he'll be strapped to a gurney in Landover General with a plastic bite guard in his mouth, eyes vacant with dried spittle caked on his cheeks fills me with melancholy. He will be in my prayers.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Vayhr of the Warhost][/b]I am so sorry Brother Ahimaaz I spend so much smoking dope and masturbating in my mothers basement...

Try telling us something we don't already know.

Jesus, Savior, pilot me...

What an inspiring poem! I have posted this in my study carrel at school to remind me that, when things seem the roughest (like when I have to read a case written by some liberal athiest Jew judge), I've got the best and most powerful friend anyone could have there studying with me.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

There are some of you who are panicking because he's a pilot. Let's just remember who brother Portway's co pilot is.

Jesus, Savior, pilot me
Over life's tempestuous sea;
Unknown waves before me roll,
Hiding rock and treach'rous shoal;
Chart and compass come from Thee;
Jesus, Savior, pilot me.

As a mother stills her child,
Thou canst hush the ocean wild;
Boist'rous waves obey Thy will
When Thou say'st to them, "Be still."
Wondrous Sov'reign of the sea,
Jesus, Savior, pilot me.

Though death's valley I may pass,
Still Thy grace will fear surpass;
In Thy presence I will rest,
And, while leaning on Thy breast,
I will hear Thee say to me,
"Fear not, I will pilot thee."

[Star Finder]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Vayhr,

you seem very angry. you should try some mushrooms instead of smoking all that dope. they you can travel to the stars and everything will turn out all-right.

And Cap'n PortHole, I am no suprised that you are a raging alcoholic. (because jews can't hold their liquor)

I just hope they don't find out about the homosexual adventures you have when you've been hitting the sauce. I don't think the pastors like that unless its for demonstration purposes.

all the best
SF

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Boy,
It is good that you are starting to realize your shortcomings and are finally seeing the Truth©.

I am so sorry Brother Ahimaaz I spend so much smoking dope and masturbating in my mothers basement that I lose all touch with reality. You are such a great True Christian™ influence on my pathetic life that I want to thank you from the bottom of my drug ravaged heart

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

BTW, I have been to prayer meetings at Brother Sayved's mansion, and it is just off the main runway at Landover International, just as he says. Vahyr, before you start giving geography lessons, you at least ought to consult a map of Freehold first.

Shut the f*ck up. You have never been to his mansion because there is no mansion. If he lived in Freehold all this time and was tithing that kind of money he would have had his "True Christian" title from day one. Think before you speak, Ass Munch. Jesus Christ, is it just me or is the quality of TC's going down the pooper? It's like you f*ckers don't think shit through before he speak. I guess you're just another liar who talks the talk, but doesn't really follow the example of Christ. Besides, he would have been beaten within an inch of his life 200 times over by now if he was anywhere near my vicinity.

Now SCRAM!!! SHOO!!!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Don't be so hard on yourself brethren Portway. Not all drinking is bad, as red wine is the blood of Jesus™.

Dear Lord, another one tainted by Catholic propeganda. Jesus did not say that all red wine was his blood, just the red wine in his cup at the last supper. Despite your Catholic upbringing, you seem to love the Lord, sinnersbedamned, and, with time and guidance from the good Pastors at Landover, I am sure you will come to see that Baptism, not Catholicism, is the True Christianity™.

Don't rebuke Godly Brother Portway. Rebuke those floosies who spiked his Dr Pepper. I would have taken a hickory switch to their hind ends.

Amen. And let us not forget the Jezebel who tempted him, just as Eve tempted Adam in Eden. I hardly think we should be attacking a True Christian™ when it is that loose woman who is the real sinner here. In fact, Pastor Deacon Fred recently preached a sermon on this very subject:

BTW, I have been to prayer meetings at Brother Sayved's mansion, and it is just off the main runway at Landover International, just as he says. Vahyr, before you start giving geography lessons, you at least ought to consult a map of Freehold first.

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

If god can cure a negro to even the slightest extent, then of course he can cure pretty much everything else. Praise Jesus.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

I later realized that I enjoyed the "buzz" that Jesus gives me alot more. Now I have two shots of scripture in the morning and three at night! Amen!
I am sure you will make it through this just fine, as I have heard how dedicated and strong you are in the faith.

Thanks Brother EB, it is good to have so much support!

My heart goes out to you. Clearly they spiked your drink with something.

It would be nice if that was the case Brother Patriot, but I'm afraid I did all the consuming necessary to put my self into that level of intoxication.

I'll Pray for you Brother Aaron.
There is nothing worse than a drunkard.

Proverbs 23: 19-21Hear thou, my son, and be wise, and guide thine heart in the way.
Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

I know Sister, that is why I am so heartsick! Thank goodness Clarence cared enough about me to knee me in the face!

I think that the real alkies say that once an alcoholic always an alcoholic but you are a True Christian™ so that could not possibly apply to you.

YIC,
Sayved

Let's hope you're right brother. But with you all praying for me, I feel I can conquer this! Praise!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I think that the real alkies say that once an alcoholic always an alcoholic but you are a True Christian™ so that could not possibly apply to you.

Yes, that show was called that. It's also something that alcoholics say. I don't know if I'm one, but I did quit drinking, so if that makes me an alcoholic, then so be it!

YIC,
Sayved

[Talitha]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

I'll Pray for you Brother Aaron.
There is nothing worse than a drunkard.


Proverbs 23: 19-21Hear thou, my son, and be wise, and guide thine heart in the way.
Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Sorry, dear Brother....but isn't that a vile show where the maintenance man tries to violate a whore divorcee her two slutty daughters?

Yes, that show was called that. It's also something that alcoholics say. I don't know if I'm one, but I did quit drinking, so if that makes me an alcoholic, then so be it!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Thanks Clarence, One Day at a Time!

YIC

Aaron

Sorry, dear Brother....but isn't that a vile show where the maintenance man tries to violate a whore divorcee her two slutty daughters?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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One day and a half sober!!!

!!!PRAISE, THE POWER OF JESUS!!!

Thanks Clarence, One Day at a Time!

YIC

Aaron