[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

One day and a half sober!!!

!!!PRAISE, THE POWER OF JESUS!!!

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Here's the picture you were attempting to post. As you might imagine, we have to keep the image posting priviledges of Unsaved Trash limited. Some of the stuff they try to post would curl your hair, I tell you!

Thank you for the support Patirot. Any luck with that user name?

I am still waiting.

My heart goes out to you. Clearly they spiked your drink with something.

I have read some revolting Catholic garbage here. You know, it may have been a priest "behind" it. You must know that they dress like women and use wine to seduce and bugger alter boys. Does your coolie still make noise when you pass gas? Be ware of vile Sodomites.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Boy,

Very heartfelt but as with all the other details of your life you've revealed over the last months (father left, mother moved to be with relatives, graduated from attended Lincoln High School, etc) none of us here actually care.

You're right I momentarily fell out of my pitiful WoW imitation, won't happen again. I'm so happy that the Des Moines Public Schools had an immigration program for retardeds from Michigan that allowed me to come to this Godly state. I am sad that I did not actually grow up on the southside of Des Moines and am an outsider. I make up for it though by pretending to be one even though I never truly will be.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

The Bible encourages drinking yet it discourages drunkeness. Proverbs 20 warns not to be led astray by beer or wine. Proverbs 21:17 warns not to be in love with wine. Proverbs 23:20 tells us "Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat" - Isn't it funny that you never see anyone being kicked out of Christian leadership for eating too much ! I've seen fat Christian leaders expell healthy Christians from leadership because they drank alcoholic drinks - what a perfect example of a hypocritical legalist ! Clearly this is an example of what Lot's whorish daughters did to him. The shameless harlots got him drunk. I see no sin on brother Portway's part. He was tricked. This was obviously a plot of the homers and Joos who hate True Christians.

Don't rebuke Godly Brother Portway. Rebuke those floosies who spiked his Dr Pepper. I would have taken a hickory switch to their hind ends.


He ain't fat. That is solid neck muscle. The late great Dr Falwell developed great neck muscle from preaching the Word.

Here's the picture you were attempting to post. As you might imagine, we have to keep the image posting priviledges of Unsaved Trash limited. Some of the stuff they try to post would curl your hair, I tell you!

Thank you for the support Patirot. Any luck with that user name?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

And Brother Portway, I too suffered in the grip of alcoholism back in the day. In winter all I used was whiskey to stay warm! It brought me down a path of slurred speech, forgetfulness, and I was with a different unGodly woman every night.

I later realized that I enjoyed the "buzz" that Jesus gives me alot more. Now I have two shots of scripture in the morning and three at night! Amen!

I am sure you will make it through this just fine, as I have heard how dedicated and strong you are in the faith.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

The Bible encourages drinking yet it discourages drunkeness. Proverbs 20 warns not to be led astray by beer or wine. Proverbs 21:17 warns not to be in love with wine. Proverbs 23:20 tells us "Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat" - Isn't it funny that you never see anyone being kicked out of Christian leadership for eating too much ! I've seen fat Christian leaders expell healthy Christians from leadership because they drank alcoholic drinks - what a perfect example of a hypocritical legalist ! Clearly this is an example of what Lot's whorish daughters did to him. The shameless harlots got him drunk. I see no sin on brother Portway's part. He was tricked. This was obviously a plot of the homers and Joos who hate True Christians.

Don't rebuke Godly Brother Portway. Rebuke those floosies who spiked his Dr Pepper. I would have taken a hickory switch to their hind ends.

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He ain't fat. That is solid neck muscle. The late great Dr Falwell developed great neck muscle from preaching the Word.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Dude, you don't live in a mansion nor do you live in Iowa. Give it a rest you loser.

I don't think there are any "dudes" here. We are Christians not hippies, there is a difference.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

I sure hope he is not doing this while working Vayhr. My mansion is on the approach/departure corridor to Landover International.

Dude, you don't live in a mansion nor do you live in Iowa. Give it a rest you loser.

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Don't be so hard on yourself brethren Portway. Not all drinking is bad, as red wine is the blood of Jesus™.


In the future, should you again succomb to the temptation of 'girls gone wild', jesus™ has the ability to forgive you, on a limited basis.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Brother Cochran (Vayhr) stopped by this morning. It was indeed a semi-physical rebuke that caused my black eye. Apperently, I took exception to him chasing away the young ladies, things got a bit heated, I took a swing at him, lost my balance and hit my face on his knee as I was falling. According to "Clarence", as he told me to call him, weakness for intoxicants disgusts him, so he admitted his knee was comng up as my head was going down.

Again, I am so ashamed of myself! But I can assure all the Pastors that I would never fly under the influence of anything except the Lord!

I will quit drinking this very instant! Except for special occasions of course, and then I will not drink to excess. And the Praise-O-Que is still on, and that offer of whatever alcohol I have in the house still stands too. I had stocked up at the Costco in Des Moines, so there's quite a bit.

Thanks for the prayers so far, and keep them up! I'll need all your help, and Jesus's help too!

Praise!

[Bob4God]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

As a general rule I don't listen to anything that is vomitted fourth from the mouth of Vahyr, but if you really do have a problem, Aaron, we are all here for you. We will cure your sickness even if it kills you!

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Your concerns are reasonable, but the passengers should be more worried. If the pilot neglects to put the landing gear down your house will be safe, but the plane is going to have a hard landing.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

I sure hope he is not doing this while working Vayhr. My mansion is on the approach/departure corridor to Landover International.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

It’s me in the picture.

I am so sorry. I have brought shame on the good people of Landover! I was simply celebrating my new job at Landover AirJesus with some of the mechanics and ground crew. Brother Vayhr works in security at the gate on occasion. You’ve seen him in that little shack, when you are almost to the terminal. We invited him along. I do have a weakness for whisky I’m afraid. But I can assure you I would never fornicate, NEVER! Not since I got saved this time. This sort of backsliding has been a problem for me from the very first time I got Saved, by in the late 1980’s. And then again when I got Saved in the late 1990’s. This is my first backslide since I was Saved this time.

But because of Brother Vayhr, I’m going to clean up my act. The part of the story he left out was the intense verbal rebuke he gave me after the floozy left. It may have included a physical rebuke too. I’m not sure, but I do have a black eye and a split lip, but I could have fallen down after I got dropped off at my new place (the little house on the Pooles property.) I woke up on the floor of the bathroom, so I may have hit my head on the tub.

Please do pray for me Landover! I need your strength! Also, I will be giving away all the alcohol I have in the house, so if you’re coming for the Praise-O-Que this weekend, you can take some home with you!

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Brother Portway

Brother Aaron, I didn't realize you were so short! (I suppose that might be helpful, sometime, like in the cockpit).

Edit--
I just noticed that your gf might be standing on the curb. My apologies.