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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    URGENT!!! Prayers Needed for GODLY Brother McCain!!

    Oh No! I think Osambo's niggardly savage beast impulses wore off on Brother McCain after they shook hands last night.

    He looks like he is about to rape Osambo or break out in some strange ooga booga Afreakan dance!

    Please pray that the curse of the Magical Negroe wears off of Brother McCain SOON!!!
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    • Ebenezer Wright
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      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 1021
      #2
      Re: URGENT!!! Prayers Needed for GODLY Brother McCain!!

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Oh No! I think Osambo's niggardly savage beast impulses wore off on Brother McCain after they shook hands last night.

      He looks like he is about to rape Osambo or break out in some strange ooga booga Afreakan dance!

      Please pray that the curse of the Magical Negroe wears off on Brother McCain SOON!!!
      I believe he was gagging from the germs he realized he had after shaking hands with that porch-monkey.
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
          Re: URGENT!!! Prayers Needed for GODLY Brother McCain!!

          Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
          I believe he was gagging from the germs he realized he had after shaking hands with that porch-monkey.
          You have a very good point there Brother. I bet Osamby's hands are all greasy and sticky from eating fried chicken before the debate.
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            • Remy Lebeau
              LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
              President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
              Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2058
              #4
              Re: URGENT!!! Prayers Needed for GODLY Brother McCain!!

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              You have a very good point there Brother. I bet Osamby's hands are all greasy and sticky from eating fried chicken before the debate.
              He may have just had a heart attack as well. It's no big deal because Cheney gets them all the time. It's Jesus's way of letting these godly men know He is with them so they don't have to worry about dying anytime soon.
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78553
                  #5
                  Re: URGENT!!! Prayers Needed for GODLY Brother McCain!!

                  Senator McCain was gagging from the crack pipe fumes that Obama was smoking during the debates. He's okay now, thanks to our Prayer Warriors.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • ExGay Alex
                      Helping boys become upright model citizens
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 1295
                      #6
                      Re: URGENT!!! Prayers Needed for GODLY Brother McCain!!

                      If you need help finding a suitable prayer, you can check here and here.

                      This video should inspire you as well:

                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                        • Juliette
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 705
                          #7
                          Re: URGENT!!! Prayers Needed for GODLY Brother McCain!!

                          I guess Osamboy was trying to damn Senator McCain sending him some African djinns but our soon-to-be President was stronger and crashed them.


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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553
                              #8
                              Re: URGENT!!! Prayers Needed for GODLY Brother McCain!!

                              Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                              I guess Osamboy was trying to damn Senator McCain sending him some African djinns but our soon-to-be President was stronger and crashed them.
                              Amen sister. The DOF has been tracking Obama's voodoo magic spells, whammy, evil eye and mojo curses for weeks now. But President-to-be McCain has Jesus on his side! And our Landover Baptist Prayer Warriors have been hard at work protecting McCain from that ol' black magic each and every day!!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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