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    Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

    Dear Knuckle-heads,

    Pleas pray for my frend Mister Rev Rodimer. He needs our prayers urgent!

    Mister Rodimer always been an inspration to me on these boards. It a remind me that a fatman CAN become a True ChristerTM if he try. But lately he's been lettin himself go... if u kno what I mean...

    Las time I see him he came into BurgerKing, an ordered 14 super-sized Flamin' Hot Whopper meals!!! I thought he was prob dinin wi frends, but then he went an sat at a table himself...AND ATE THEM ALL!!!

    Pleas pray for him, as I can see him gettin even fatter than ME if he don't stop soon, an that bad!!!
    Tags: god hates you fatties
  • #2
    Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

    What am I supposed to pray for? I'm sure he burns a lot of calories rebuking sinners for Jesus.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

      Originally posted by Captain_Asshat View Post
      Dear Knuckle-heads,

      Pleas pray for my frend Mister Rev Rodimer. He needs our prayers urgent!

      Mister Rodimer always been an inspration to me on these boards. It a remind me that a fatman CAN become a True ChristerTM if he try. But lately he's been lettin himself go... if u kno what I mean...

      Las time I see him he came into BurgerKing, an ordered 14 super-sized Flamin' Hot Whopper meals!!! I thought he was prob dinin wi frends, but then he went an sat at a table himself...AND ATE THEM ALL!!!

      Pleas pray for him, as I can see him gettin even fatter than ME if he don't stop soon, an that bad!!!
      I'm praying that Jonah has stopped complaining and that he is praying sincerely in your belly right now and that you will soon spit him out Whale.
      Micah 5:15 - And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.
      Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.

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      • #4
        Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

        Captain A you can't even hold your taco's. You wind up projecting fecal matter everywhere and that makes Jesus very angry

        Rev R holds his own (I hope).


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • #5
          Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          Captain A you can't even hold your taco's. You wind up projecting fecal matter everywhere and that makes Jesus very angry

          Rev R holds his own (I hope).
          His own tacos? Apparently, if Captain A is telling the truth!!






          Sorry, Rodimer, it was too easy to let it slip.
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          • #6
            Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            His own tacos? Apparently, if Captain A is telling the truth!!






            Sorry, Rodimer, it was too easy to let it slip.

            I'd wager Captain A-hat doesn't even remember what his "taco" looks like anymore see as he probably hasn't seen it in years.
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            • #7
              Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

              Originally posted by Captain_Asshat View Post

              Dear Knuckle-heads,

              It a remind me that a fatman CAN become a True ChristerTM if he try ...

              ... gettin even fatter than ME if ...
              Yooooou still flipping burgers for JESUS, hoping He will like you and let you be a True Christian™ like us?

              In your dreams, fat boy!
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              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

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              • #8
                Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

                Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                Yooooou still flipping burgers for JESUS, hoping He will like you and let you be a True Christian™ like us?

                In your dreams, fat boy!
                Hey, how comes u mad Rodimer True ChristerTM, an he's fat! Seem kinda unfair!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

                  Thanks for your heartfelt outpouring of concern, Captain Assclown.

                  I admit, I did feast heartily on a jumbo pair of sticky buns after giving a rousing sermon this past Sunday, titled "Defending Against Obama: Gird Thyself in the Word!" Wore myself out, and my blood sugar was a bit low.

                  But you're right, I should have stuck to my Atkins diet plan and had a nice piece of boiled chicken and some celery sticks, maybe some cheese too.

                  I'm sure you know as well as I how tempting those fattening, sugary treats can be, Captain Assmunch!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

                    Captain A, I'm pleased to tell you that I've gone the whole past week without breaking my healthy diet.

                    How about you? Have you given up sucking Cheez Wiz from the can, like we disgust (er, discussed)?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Captain A, I'm pleased to tell you that I've gone the whole past week without breaking my healthy diet.

                      How about you? Have you given up sucking Cheez Wiz from the can, like we disgust (er, discussed)?
                      Yea Mister Rodirmer, and ah lost a whole 2 pounds too!!!

                      Tho' ah did put another 8 pounds back on at Los Porkers-All-You-Can-Eat Totally Everything Restraunt!

                      They serv the best Authentic Deep-Fried Mexican, Greek, Indian, Pizza, Steak, Burger an Chinese Buffet around! Not many places u can get EVERY typa food u lik, ALL Deep Fried!

                      Hey, at leat am tryin'.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

                        Originally posted by Captain_Asshat View Post
                        They serv the best Authentic Deep-Fried Mexican, Greek, Indian, Pizza, Steak, Burger an Chinese Buffet around! Not many places u can get EVERY typa food u lik, ALL Deep Fried!
                        That sounds perfectly HORRIBLE!



                        I'm glad we don't have one of those in Indiana. I'd have to lead a sit-in style boycott!

                        Pardon me, I need to grab some celery sticks.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Pleas pray for Mister Rodimer

                          Originally posted by Mr.AssFat View Post
                          ah lost a whole 2 pounds!!!
                          that be a good start, but lord God just tolded me that you lose 9 pounds every time you go to the bathrooms, an they not fat pounds niether they be real schmelly pounds

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