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True Brothers and Sisters in Christ, please pray for my skin pigment. While I may not be a darkie or Negro, my skin color is causing me considerable spiritual anguish. You see God felt necessary to curse me with a darker skin pigment than the rest of you True Christians (I believe it was because my father was of cannibalistic Indonesian decent). Please pray that I am able to overcome this in Christ.
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I've tried that Sister Jenny, it just made me look like a red skinned Injun.Making babies supports terrorism.Comment
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Wouldn't it be better to focus on becoming white INSIDE, with the love of Jesus, rather than worrying about your exterior?Originally posted by duTiFul View Post
After all, Jesus loves ex-Negroes as much as natural-born white women like myself, as long as they're Saved(c) ex-Negroes.www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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But I AM White Inside. I was even given this at my last Doctor visit.
I will continue to pray for this.Making babies supports terrorism.Comment
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If your skin is not white then you are a nigra with the mark of Ham.
Perhaps if you implore Brother Remy he might, in his mercy, place you on the ex-negro waiting list.
Originally posted by duTiFul View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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So you're a chink.Originally posted by duTiFul View Post
We know all about them. Only Jesus can wash that stain off. Take a look at THIS thread to trace your family tree.
Then click on that shiny button at the bottom of the page that says "Donations." Jesus needs a new pair of shoes.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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