Pray for my pigment!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for my pigment!

True Brothers and Sisters in Christ, please pray for my skin pigment. While I may not be a darkie or Negro, my skin color is causing me considerable spiritual anguish. You see God felt necessary to curse me with a darker skin pigment than the rest of you True Christians (I believe it was because my father was of cannibalistic Indonesian decent). Please pray that I am able to overcome this in Christ.

So you're a chink.

We know all about them. Only Jesus can wash that stain off. Take a look at THIS thread to trace your family tree.

Then click on that shiny button at the bottom of the page that says "Donations." Jesus needs a new pair of shoes.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my pigment!

If your skin is not white then you are a nigra with the mark of Ham.

Perhaps if you implore Brother Remy he might, in his mercy, place you on the ex-negro waiting list.

True Brothers and Sisters in Christ, please pray for my skin pigment. While I may not be a darkie or Negro, my skin color is causing me considerable spiritual anguish. You see God felt necessary to curse me with a darker skin pigment than the rest of you True Christians (I believe it was because my father was of cannibalistic Indonesian decent). Please pray that I am able to overcome this in Christ.

[duTiFul]

Re: Pray for my pigment!

But I AM White Inside. I was even given this at my last Doctor visit.



I will continue to pray for this.

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for my pigment!

I've tried that Sister Jenny, it just made me look like a red skinned Injun.

Wouldn't it be better to focus on becoming white INSIDE, with the love of Jesus, rather than worrying about your exterior?

After all, Jesus loves ex-Negroes as much as natural-born white women like myself, as long as they're Saved(c) ex-Negroes.

[duTiFul]

Re: Pray for my pigment!

I've tried that Sister Jenny, it just made me look like a red skinned Injun.

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for my pigment!

True Brothers and Sisters in Christ, please pray for my skin pigment. While I may not be a darkie or Negro, my skin color is causing me considerable spiritual anguish. You see God felt necessary to curse me with a darker skin pigment than the rest of you True Christians (I believe it was because my father was of cannibalistic Indonesian decent). Please pray that I am able to overcome this in Christ.

May I suggest Clorox?

[duTiFul]

True Brothers and Sisters in Christ, please pray for my skin pigment. While I may not be a darkie or Negro, my skin color is causing me considerable spiritual anguish. You see God felt necessary to curse me with a darker skin pigment than the rest of you True Christians (I believe it was because my father was of cannibalistic Indonesian decent). Please pray that I am able to overcome this in Christ.