Please pray for Landover Baptist Church

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Please pray for Landover Baptist Church

Landover Baptist Church,Please pray for Landover Baptist Church.

Elennose, to whom should we pray? We already pray to God and He smiles kindly upon us - we are His Favorite Church in His Favorite Country. If we were to pray to anyone else, we would risk His Awesome Wrath (usually a general slaughter - men, women, children - plagues, death of firstborn, drought, famine, pestilence, etc.) and Eternal Damnation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please pray for Landover Baptist Church

Landover Baptist Church,

Please pray for Landover Baptist Church.

It, in itself, is a cult. A most hateful, degrading, racist, elitist establishment of hypocrisy quite behind it's time.

Purity thongs?
lol
Let us hope that one day, the members of this church can realize that we don't burn people because we think they are witches anymore, and it is okay to think for yourselves.

amen.

Well thanks for coming into our Godly forum to spew that hatespeech. That was very sweet.

Did you know that we are actually blessed by your persecution?

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[ellanoise]

Landover Baptist Church,

Please pray for Landover Baptist Church.

It, in itself, is a cult. A most hateful, degrading, racist, elitist establishment of hypocrisy quite behind it's time.

Purity thongs?
lol
Let us hope that one day, the members of this church can realize that we don't burn people because we think they are witches anymore, and it is okay to think for yourselves.

amen.