[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: "Palin" = "devil"

I don't think the problem here is that Carumba is evil, or even wrong, but it's a case of mistaken identity. Palin is, indeed, the Devil. But it isn't Sarah Palin, it is anti-Christian English comedian Michael Palin whom we need to watch:

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: "Palin" = "devil"

I read a recipe about cooking soft shell crabs the other day. It was terrifying, and made me change the menu.

The recipe said you put them (I think, I could hardly see through my dialated pupils) in a pot with a lid and maybe an inch of water? LIVE! Then you turn up the heat. The cookbook actually said, "When the frantic, pathetic sound of their scrabbling claws trying to escape dies down, the crabs are done."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a joke. You drop live softshell crabs, which are blue, into boiling water. When they turn pink they are done.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: "Palin" = "devil"

It's a joke. You drop live softshell crabs, which are blue, into boiling water. When they turn pink they are done. Alaskan hardshell, or 'King' crabs are already pink, but you don't have a pot big enough for them. You have to use a kettle.

We can't eat them anyway because they have no scales.

[Holyharland]

Re: "Palin" = "devil"

Lies and blasphemy. Sarah Palin has iron faith and is close to God. Lies made to hurt the faith of God's people. You can't hurt my faith. You can't turn me against my fellow followers in Christ.

Now you know what IS important? Ever thought about the name "Barack Hussein Obama"? Now I say that would be a name more suiting Satan... A name fitting a terrorist.

Compare the name Sarah Palin to Hussein Obama. Its Obama you should be worried about.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: "Palin" = "devil"

Mark my words, Sarah Palin will be elected President in 2012, and she will prove to be just as great a leader for our country as George W. Bush has been.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: "Palin" = "devil"

Mark my words, Sarah Palin will be elected President in 2012, and she will prove to be just as great a leader for our country as George W. Bush has been.

Well, that will be just another example of the moose calling the kettle black. What happened to her daughter who was supposed to be preggers?