Fellow True Christians™, tonight Our Righteous Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush will annouce his plans for A Way Forward in Iraq. So I offer this humble prayer for Our Godly Troops, Our Mighty Nation, and Our Glorious, Heroic Leader...
Dear Lord:
Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!
Amen
Dear Lord:
Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!
Amen
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