[openmind]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

What is comma abuse?
I was genuinely wondering how a flashlight would help him.

[Nobar King]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

What is comma abuse?

You are expected to write with proper grammar in God's favorite forum.

I was genuinely wondering how a flashlight would help him.

You can never have too many flashlights.

[openmind]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

Then why don't you send me one?

[Nobar King]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

Then why don't you send me one?

A flashlight? Are you a pizza deliverer? Or would you prefer something more-purse sized?

[openmind]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

Don't tell me women don't get to use flashlights either!
There are plenty of womanly duties that call for a flashlight.
Maybe the light in my stove is broken and I can't see inside to check the casserole.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

Don't tell me women don't get to use flashlights either!
There are plenty of womanly duties that call for a flashlight.
Maybe the light in my stove is broken and I can't see inside to check the casserole.

Your husband ought to smack you for not having a flashlight.

[openmind]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

Maybe I should smack him for not getting me one. I'm not allowed out

[Nobar King]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

Does he hit you back, or are you the ruler of the house?

[openmind]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

I'm not married

[Nobar King]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

You got a divorce in 58 minutes?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

I'm not married

WHICH IS IT???

[openmind]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

I said I needed a husband, not that I had one.

I was joking when I said I wasn't allowed out.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

I said I needed a husband, not that I had one.

I was joking when I said I wasn't allowed out.

All women NEED a husband. Fortunately there are so many of them we can pick and choose the prime cuts.

[openmind]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

It was also sarcasm when I said I needed a husband

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: Please pray for the pizza guy

It was also sarcasm when I said I needed a husband

That's right baby...... you're a feisty lil minx, don't need no fatass baptist husband telling you what to do.

you need a Real Man™ to bring you under control, so send Vinnie a friend request when you get out of quarantine, ok? ok.