[Meek and Humble]

Re: Dear Friends

Fine. There's also those mail-order Russian girls...

[JennyD]

Re: Dear Friends

I don't know what I'd do if I had to give up hope of ever having kids of my own. "There's adoption", I've heard many a person say, but I don't want some stranger's kid - I want my own children. Made from my eggs, growing in my uterus, nourished by my body: my kids.

I'll pray that you examine why it is you feel a need to bear children who may inherit the same physical problem you have, so you can raise them as pagans and condemn them to Hell, instead of giving a loving home to a love-starved, poverty-stricken, unwanted little bastard who is already condemned to Hell anyway for being born a bastard.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Dear Friends

It's perfectly clear what is going on here: Jesus is demonstrating His Blessed Loving Kindness. He knows that if Alllie (or Alllhe, or whatever she's calling herself nowadays) had a baby, it would be an accursed pagan wretch, so He would have to condemn it to burn in unimaginable torment for all eternity. By making Allllhe infertile and stopping the baby from being born, He is being merciful and saving it from this terrible fate. Praise Him!

If I am infertile, it wouldn't be something I could control (and certainly not something I'd want, either). So why would your god hate me for not having kids if it isn't my fault?

Have you any familiarity with the Bible's teachings whatsoever? God is always condemning people for things they have no control over. It's just one of those things that He does.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Dear Friends

Fine. There's also those mail-order Russian girls...

Ouch, dude! What is it with boys just tossing me aside like I'm nothing, lately?

I'll pray that you examine why it is you feel a need to bear children who may inherit the same physical problem you have, so you can raise them as pagans and condemn them to Hell, instead of giving a loving home to a love-starved, poverty-stricken, unwanted little bastard who is already condemned to Hell anyway for being born a bastard.

It's natural for women to want children. It's perfectly fine when they don't, of course, but I've always wanted kids. And I want kids of my own, not someone else's.

It's perfectly clear what is going on here: Jesus is demonstrating His Blessed Loving Kindness. He knows that if Alie (or Alllhe, or whatever she's calling herself nowadays <-- When the hell did I start calling myself that? Or anything other than Alie, for that matter?) had a baby, it would be an accursed pagan wretch, so He would have to condemn it to burn in unimaginable torment for all eternity. By making Alie infertile and stopping the baby from being born, He is being merciful and saving it from this terrible fate. Praise Him!


Have you any familiarity with the Bible's teachings whatsoever? God is always condemning people for things they have no control over. It's just one of those things that He does.

I'll never understand why you insist on defending a god who takes pleasure from tormenting people. I've never been in this much pain in my life. *Points to her abdomen* Do you have any idea how much this hurts? It's excruciating: it feels like my insides are being torn up and set on fire at the same time. I'm perfectly fine with having surgery to fix any damage that's been done (I've always wanted to have surgery of some sort), but at the end of the day, when they're sewing me back up, I want my uterus and ovaries to still be inside me and functioning.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow. It hurts quite enough as it is, I don't think it'll be all that comfortable with somebody pushing down on my tummy and... and... doing this. (<-- Menfolk may wish not to read that.)

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Dear Friends

You're still in my prayers! I pray fervently that you convert.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Dear Friends

Ouch, dude! What is it with boys just tossing me aside like I'm nothing, lately?

You're an unsaved woman, what do you expect?

I'll never understand why you insist on defending a god who takes pleasure from tormenting people.

I'll never understand why you insist on provoking a God who takes pleasure from tormenting people who get on His nerves.

I've never been in this much pain in my life. *Points to her abdomen* Do you have any idea how much this hurts? It's excruciating: it feels like my insides are being torn up and set on fire at the same time.

*Points to Hell* Do you have any idea how much that hurts? It feels like that for ever. Get right with Christ today!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Dear Friends

You're still in my prayers! I pray fervently that you convert.

Lol. *Rolls her eyes* You're impossible.

You're an unsaved woman, what do you expect? I expect to be treated like a human being with feelings.

I'll never understand why you insist on provoking a God who takes pleasure from tormenting people who get on His nerves. Lol.

*Points to Hell* Do you have any idea how much that hurts? It feels like that for ever. Get right with Christ today!

[exasperated]Will you just pray that everything goes well tomorrow, please?[/exasperated]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dear Friends

Why, what happens tomorrow? Is your coven going to sacrifice another Christian baby to satan?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Dear Friends

No, I'm going to the ultrasound.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Dear Friends

Why are you asking us to pray to Jesus for you if you are a witch?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Dear Friends

Because you guys are my friends and I need your support.


Four more hours until the appointment *wrings hands*.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Dear Friends

Because you guys are my friends and I need your support.

There's a tiny logical problem there A. (I hope you don't mind I'll call you "A.") You want us to pray to Someone whe love with all our heart and mind, and yet you do not believe in Him at all.

That means that in your mind we would be praying to someone that doesn't exist (forgive me Lord ), whereas we would be praying to Him, the supreme being that you have rejected anyway.

Does not compute.

Now, just be glad that we True Christians(TM) don't need logic - you don't need logic if you have Baby Jesus on your side - but you have to admit that according to your so called logic, it wouldn't exactly make sense.

We can say that you will be in our thoughts, and we might even feel sad for you because, not only you have not found the Love Of Christ yet ( ), you will also have strange men doing unspeakable things to your, eh, front bottom.

Just make sure you don't turn into an ice machine.

Job 38:29
Out of whose womb came the ice? and the hoary frost of heaven, who hath gendered it?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Dear Friends

There's a tiny logical problem there A. (I hope you don't mind I'll call you "A.") You want us to pray to Someone whe love with all our heart and mind, and yet you do not believe in Him at all.

That means that in your mind we would be praying to someone that doesn't exist (forgive me Lord ), whereas we would be praying to Him, the supreme being that you have rejected anyway.

Does not compute.

Now, just be glad that we True Christians™ don't need logic - you don't need logic if you have Baby Jesus on your side - but you have to admit that according to your so called logic, it wouldn't exactly make sense.

We can say that you will be in our thoughts, and we might even feel sad for you because, not only you have not found the Love Of Christ yet ( ), you will also have strange men doing unspeakable things to your, eh, front bottom.

Just make sure you don't turn into an ice machine.

Job 38:29
Out of whose womb came the ice? and the hoary frost of heaven, who hath gendered it?

That's all I'm asking, thank you. (Two more hours!)

[SUV]

Re: Dear Friends

Alie! Don't "wring" those hands, but instead, put them into a steeple-shaped Prayer up to JESUS!

Ah! How would God ever dismiss the veiny Beauty of "Praying Hands?":

[Nobar King]

Re: Dear Friends

If Jesus allows you to survive your procedure, will you finally change your mind and believe in Him? Will you believe in prayer, then?