Dear Friends

[WickedWitch]

You already know that my uterus is... Well, it's not well. "Eating itself" is how I describe it, to keep things simple. But now, it seems it may be trying to eat the rest of my organs, too, maybe. So I'm going for an ultrasound on Wednesday, April 22nd at 1:20 PM Saskatchewan time, and depending on the results, I may be needing laparascopic surgery... Possibly even a hysterectomy. I don't mind the lap-surgery, but the idea that they might take my uterus from me just kills me. It might be self-destructive, but I need it: I plan on using it some day (not some day soon, mind you, but some day). I don't know what I'd do if I had to give up hope of ever having kids of my own. "There's adoption", I've heard many a person say, but I don't want some stranger's kid - I want my own children. Made from my eggs, growing in my uterus, nourished by my body: my kids.

So, what I'm asking is, please pray that it doesn't come to a hysterectomy. Please pray that I'll be able to keep my uterus and have children of my own some day.

Thank you,
Alie

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dear Friends

I'll pray heathen prayers to my pagan gods for ya, as befitting the heathen I am.

Anyways, good luck. I doubt they'd recommend a hysterectomy. *hugs*

[WickedWitch]

Re: Dear Friends

Thank you. I really want to keep my uterus in my body. Even if it is out to get itself (and me).

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Dear Friends

You already know that my uterus is... Well, it's not well. "Eating itself" is how I describe it, to keep things simple. But now, it seems it may be trying to eat the rest of my organs, too, maybe. So I'm going for an ultrasound on Wednesday, April 22nd at 1:20 PM Saskatchewan time, and depending on the results, I may be needing laparascopic surgery... Possibly even a hysterectomy. I don't mind the lap-surgery, but the idea that they might take my uterus from me just kills me. It might be self-destructive, but I need it: I plan on using it some day (not some day soon, mind you, but some day). I don't know what I'd do if I had to give up hope of ever having kids of my own. "There's adoption", I've heard many a person say, but I don't want some stranger's kid - I want my own children. Made from my eggs, growing in my uterus, nourished by my body: my kids.

So, what I'm asking is, please pray that it doesn't come to a hysterectomy. Please pray that I'll be able to keep my uterus and have children of my own some day.

Thank you,
Alie

I will pray that you turn away from evil paganism, become a True Christian, that your uterus is healed by God, and that you become a good Christian wife and bear Soldiers for God. Ramen Amen!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dear Friends

Ramen Amen!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Planning to convert the Pastafarianism, are ya? Not that I'd blame you if you did....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dear Friends

You already know that my uterus is... Well, it's not well. "Eating itself" is how I describe it, to keep things simple. But now, it seems it may be trying to eat the rest of my organs, too, maybe. So I'm going for an ultrasound on Wednesday, April 22nd at 1:20 PM Saskatchewan time, and depending on the results, I may be needing laparascopic surgery... Possibly even a hysterectomy. I don't mind the lap-surgery, but the idea that they might take my uterus from me just kills me. It might be self-destructive, but I need it: I plan on using it some day (not some day soon, mind you, but some day). I don't know what I'd do if I had to give up hope of ever having kids of my own. "There's adoption", I've heard many a person say, but I don't want some stranger's kid - I want my own children. Made from my eggs, growing in my uterus, nourished by my body: my kids.

So, what I'm asking is, please pray that it doesn't come to a hysterectomy. Please pray that I'll be able to keep my uterus and have children of my own some day.

Thank you,
Alie

You got yourself knocked up again, didn't you Allie..

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Dear Friends

Allie,

Or Merciful Savior is try to tell you something when He poisoned your mommy cave while you slept. Jesus loves you very much, don't make Him hurt you any more, repent of your paganism and accept Him as your personal savior!

[SUV]

Re: Dear Friends

Praying that Sister Alie does not become Hysterical,

Knees Bowed,
Head Bent,
Yams in Cream,

SUV

[Nobar King]

Re: Dear Friends

I'll be praying for your doctor. He's the one who is going to need the help.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Dear Friends

Alie, I will dream of pray for your nether regions tonight before bed.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Dear Friends

You got yourself knocked up again, didn't you Alie..

I've never been pregnant (in this life, anyway). I'm actually pretty sure that I'm infertile.

Praying that Sister Alie does not become Hysterical,

Knees Bowed,
Head Bent,
Yams in Cream,

SUV

Lol, thank you, Sister Sue.

I'll be praying for your doctor. He's the one who is going to need the help.

If he tries to take my uterus from me, yes he will.

Alie, I will dream of pray for your nether regions tonight before bed.

Umm... No, thanks. That's... That's quite all right.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Dear Friends

I've never been pregnant (in this life, anyway). I'm actually pretty sure that I'm infertile.

Alllie, you should know by now that with the Lord, anything is possible. Keep the faith!

I will pray for you though (and try not to think of the, um, female details.)

May Baby Jesus bless you with a Soldier for Christ (sometimes soon) and may you not sacrifice it, in this life or another.

Best I can do.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dear Friends

Ge:17:15: And God said unto Abraham, As for Sarai thy wife, thou shalt not call her name Sarai, but Sarah shall her name be.
Ge:17:16: And I will bless her, and give thee a son also of her: yea, I will bless her, and she shall be a mother of nations; kings of people shall be of her.
Ge:17:17: Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?

Ge:21:1: And the LORD visited Sarah as he had said, and the LORD did unto Sarah as he had spoken.
Ge:21:2: For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at the set time of which God had spoken to him.

The answer here seems to be to change your name by removing the final ‘i’ and substituting it with an ‘h’, this should give you a window of opportunity for well over 60 years.

[Bob4God]

Re: Dear Friends

You actively spit in the face of GOD by being an unwashed pagan and you wonder why He's gone after your lady parts?

He doesn't want you to make baby witches! Repent!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dear Friends

I've never been pregnant (in this life, anyway). I'm actually pretty sure that I'm infertile.

Then you are doubly damned by God. According to Scripture, bearing children is the only avenue open to you for Salvation(c).

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

Of course, being a feminazi witch doesn't help your chances either.