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    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #76
    Re: Dear Friends

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    You could have said "No" to the talking snake Sister. Never say "Yes" to a talking snake. The Lord was perfectly clear on this one.
    Oh.my.God, Brother WO. How could I have forgotten this basic?

    So as always, with Religion, I see that We Ladies are deserving of all the Miseries that we get

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    • Nurse Clampett
      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 974

      #77
      Re: Dear Friends

      God in his infinite wisdom has made us aware of where our troubles began. For deceiving men most female complaints begin with them.
      MENtal Illness
      MENstrual cramps
      MENtal breakdown
      MENopause
      GUYnecologist

      Oh, yes. The Lord got us good.
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #78
        Re: Dear Friends

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        **See? I don't you they wouldn't need to cut out your uterus.
        Good work Rachael. You are making as much sense as you always do.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #79
          Re: Dear Friends

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          Good work Rachael. You are making as much sense as you always do.
          Alie was worried she might need a hysterectomy. Ie, cut out her uterus.
          sigpic
          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #80
            Re: Dear Friends

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Alie was worried she might need a hysterectomy. Ie, cut out her uterus.
            Women have hysterectomies every day. We call it 'mad cow disease'. Naturally she was worried. Her cooter-examiner is from India and probably gets his diagnosis from throwing curry on the floor and reading the portents. Red curry for female problems, yellow curry for other problems.

            I was referring to your nonsensical attempt at writing a sentence.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #81
              Re: Dear Friends

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              Women have hysterectomies every day. We call it 'mad cow disease'. Naturally she was worried. Her cooter-examiner is from India and probably gets his diagnosis from throwing curry on the floor and reading the portents. Red curry for female problems, yellow curry for other problems.
              Well, he sure didn't seem too competent, whatever his origins.

              I was referring to your nonsensical attempt at writing a sentence.

              What was wrong with it??
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #82
                Re: Dear Friends

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                What was wrong with it??

                Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
                **See? I don't you they wouldn't need to cut out your uterus.

                Oh....nothing, really. Unless one insists on the minor technicality of wanting to read something that makes a modicum of sense.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #83
                  Re: Dear Friends

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

                  Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
                  **See? I don't you they wouldn't need to cut out your uterus.

                  Oh....nothing, really. Unless one insists on the minor technicality of wanting to read something that makes a modicum of sense.
                  OOPS! I meant to say 'I told', not 'I don't. I would have missed that entirely!
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #84
                    Re: Dear Friends

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    OOPS! I meant to say 'I told', not 'I don't. I would have missed that entirely!
                    Don't be hard on yourself. You DID miss it entirely, even after I sent you two or three explicit hints.

                    That's why women belong in the kitchen.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #85
                      Re: Dear Friends

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      Don't be hard on yourself. You DID miss it entirely, even after I sent you two or three explicit hints.
                      I was just tired!

                      That's why women belong in the kitchen.

                      Just so long as there's a fire extinguisher handy...
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #86
                        Re: Dear Friends

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        I was just tired!

                        Of course you were, dear.



                        Just so long as there's a fire extinguisher handy...
                        That is why schools used to teach girls to cook, bake, clean and be subservient. Now they are all just whores. We need to straighten out our educational system!
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #87
                          Re: Dear Friends

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          Of course you were, dear.
                          I was! No headache, at least, but tired.

                          That is why schools used to teach girls to cook, bake, clean and be subservient. Now they are all just whores. We need to straighten out our educational system!
                          Just so long as the schools have a fire extinguisher in the cooking classes.
                          sigpic
                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #88
                            Re: Dear Friends

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Don't be hard on yourself. You DID miss it entirely, even after I sent you two or three explicit hints.

                            That's why women belong in the kitchen.
                            Pastor, given her apparent issues with literacy, are you sure you'd want her cooking for you?

                            I can see it now . . . Pastor on the floor, witch screaming to police as she's dragged off: "But I thought it was Skinny & Sweet! The boxes look the same!"
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #89
                              Re: Dear Friends


                              Don't question my literacy, boy. One typo hardly constitutes illiteracy.
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323

                                #90
                                Re: Dear Friends

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                                Don't question my literacy, boy. One typo hardly constitutes illiteracy.
                                It does if you confuse cyalume, which is a brand of lightstick and cyanide which is something else entirely.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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