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Re: Dear Friends

You could have said "No" to the talking snake Sister. Never say "Yes" to a talking snake. The Lord was perfectly clear on this one.

Oh.my.God, Brother WO. How could I have forgotten this basic?

So as always, with Religion, I see that We Ladies are deserving of all the Miseries that we get

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Dear Friends

God in his infinite wisdom has made us aware of where our troubles began. For deceiving men most female complaints begin with them.
MENtal Illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist

Oh, yes. The Lord got us good.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Dear Friends

**See? I don't you they wouldn't need to cut out your uterus.

Good work Rachael. You are making as much sense as you always do.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dear Friends

Good work Rachael. You are making as much sense as you always do.

Alie was worried she might need a hysterectomy. Ie, cut out her uterus.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Dear Friends

Alie was worried she might need a hysterectomy. Ie, cut out her uterus.

Women have hysterectomies every day. We call it 'mad cow disease'. Naturally she was worried. Her cooter-examiner is from India and probably gets his diagnosis from throwing curry on the floor and reading the portents. Red curry for female problems, yellow curry for other problems.

I was referring to your nonsensical attempt at writing a sentence.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dear Friends

Women have hysterectomies every day. We call it 'mad cow disease'. Naturally she was worried. Her cooter-examiner is from India and probably gets his diagnosis from throwing curry on the floor and reading the portents. Red curry for female problems, yellow curry for other problems.

Well, he sure didn't seem too competent, whatever his origins.

I was referring to your nonsensical attempt at writing a sentence.

What was wrong with it??

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Dear Friends

What was wrong with it??

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
**See? I don't you they wouldn't need to cut out your uterus.

Oh....nothing, really. Unless one insists on the minor technicality of wanting to read something that makes a modicum of sense.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dear Friends

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
**See? I don't you they wouldn't need to cut out your uterus.

Oh....nothing, really. Unless one insists on the minor technicality of wanting to read something that makes a modicum of sense.

OOPS! I meant to say 'I told', not 'I don't. I would have missed that entirely!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Dear Friends

OOPS! I meant to say 'I told', not 'I don't. I would have missed that entirely!

Don't be hard on yourself. You DID miss it entirely, even after I sent you two or three explicit hints.

That's why women belong in the kitchen.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dear Friends

Don't be hard on yourself. You DID miss it entirely, even after I sent you two or three explicit hints.

I was just tired!

That's why women belong in the kitchen.

Just so long as there's a fire extinguisher handy...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Dear Friends

I was just tired!

Of course you were, dear.



Just so long as there's a fire extinguisher handy...

That is why schools used to teach girls to cook, bake, clean and be subservient. Now they are all just whores. We need to straighten out our educational system!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dear Friends

Of course you were, dear.

I was! No headache, at least, but tired.

That is why schools used to teach girls to cook, bake, clean and be subservient. Now they are all just whores. We need to straighten out our educational system!

Just so long as the schools have a fire extinguisher in the cooking classes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Dear Friends

Don't be hard on yourself. You DID miss it entirely, even after I sent you two or three explicit hints.

That's why women belong in the kitchen.

Pastor, given her apparent issues with literacy, are you sure you'd want her cooking for you?

I can see it now . . . Pastor on the floor, witch screaming to police as she's dragged off: "But I thought it was Skinny & Sweet! The boxes look the same!"

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dear Friends


Don't question my literacy, boy. One typo hardly constitutes illiteracy.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Dear Friends

Don't question my literacy, boy. One typo hardly constitutes illiteracy.

It does if you confuse cyalume, which is a brand of lightstick and cyanide which is something else entirely.