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  • #1

    Guidelines?

    So, just curious, but what are the general guidelines on what we can and can't put up prayer requests for?
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  • #2
    Re: Guidelines?

    Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
    So, just curious, but what are the general guidelines on what we can and can't put up prayer requests for?
    You aren't even a Christian. Why would a God-mocking pervert want a Prayer Request?

    Are you ready to repent?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Guidelines?

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      You aren't even a Christian. Why would a God-mocking pervert want a Prayer Request?

      Are you ready to repent?
      Nope, just curious.

      But, for the sake of arguement, let's say I did repent. What would be acceptable prayer requests that I could make?

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      • #4
        Re: Guidelines?

        Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
        Nope, just curious.

        But, for the sake of arguement, let's say I did repent. What would be acceptable prayer requests that I could make?
        Repent first. Read THIS.

        God doesn't deal in abstracts.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Guidelines?

          Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
          But, for the sake of arguement, let's say I did repent. What would be acceptable prayer requests that I could make?
          Assuming that you did repent, or even planning to, seems optimistic to the point of foolishness.

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          • #6
            Re: Guidelines?

            Brothers! Let's not let Satan steal another soul that rightfully belongs to Our Lord! The fact that she's even entertaining the idea means we are slowly breaking her mind down convincing her of the error of her ways and to accept Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior!

            Jesus has turned bigger lesbians than her towards His bosom. If Jesus could save that commie porn harlot Jane Fonda, why couldn't He save this tramp as well?

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • #7
              Re: Guidelines?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You aren't even a Christian. Why would a God-mocking pervert want a Prayer Request?

              Are you ready to repent?
              Perhaps good Pastor, she is in need of Brands special, special form of Christian discipline. I'll go get the video recorder...be right back
              Yours in Christ,
              Bethany Angelica Covington

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              • #8
                Re: Guidelines?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Are you ready to repent?
                oh, watch out! Pastor Ezekiel is getting "excited"! LOL!

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                • #9
                  Re: Guidelines?

                  Originally posted by MissEmma View Post
                  oh, watch out! Pastor Ezekiel is getting "excited"! LOL!
                  What good Christian DOESN'T get excited when a potential saving might happen?. Is that so wrong?
                  Yours in Christ,
                  Bethany Angelica Covington

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