[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I thought LBC individuals did not believe in doctors or science. Shame on you. You should stay home and suffer what the Lord has planned.

Why are you even here, cat whisperer?

You told us you were leaving a few hours ago, remember? Or did your cat tell you to come back and post more God-mocking gibberish?

[MidwestCatLady]

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Why are you even here, cat whisperer?

You told us you were leaving a few hours ago, remember? Or did your cat tell you to come back and post more God-mocking gibberish?

You are just too handsome. But I was just wondering where the heck is Pastor Zeke and his words of wisdom. I cannot help myself and my cat likes it here. Well, actually she's in her special chair asleep. But my 22 pounder is on my lap and I am off my quiet-time meds.

Not even allowed red wine. Ah, the punishment. Thank God for cats!

"God-Mocking"? In cyberspace? You don't know that. The day the Internet decides it has to follow the same legitimate standards as the real world - we are all in big trouble. I am indeed making fun of the contradictory "point" system between the various threads. One is for doctors, one against, one makes fun of science while one wants science to save them. That is picking and choosing. Who's mocking whom? I am at least consistent - nuts, but always true to myself.

[Max Bayes]

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Damn it, Vavoline. What've I told you about taking time off? You can't just up sticks and leave your quarters whenever you feel like it. I will pray for your speedy recovery, because if you don't get back here soon, Lord help me, you'll be back in hospital a lot sooner than you think.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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Well, I for one won't be praying for this "mammy" because 1) I do not hold the bizarre superstition of believing in your racist White patriarchal God 2) She sets civil rights back 100 years. I think Miz Vavoline would be more at home in Gone With the Wind than the modern age of the internet.

Fortunately, with her ovaries removed, she won't be able to bear children and brainwash them with Christian cult ideas and teaching them to respect Big Bad White Daddy. So, I guess there is justice in the world after all. <---should be brown-skinned. Racist smileys.

[JennyD]

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Personally, I go to the doctor all the time. I was born with multiple health issues and then suffered the fate of all old athletes/body builders - arthritis, joint deformity and severe pain.

Why do you think God hates you so much that he has made you into a crippled wreck of a human being?


Miss Vaseline, I hope you feel better soon. Lord knows those ovaries of yours have done their share toward the Kingdom . . . and your 20 children better come visit you in the hospital!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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****Excuse me while I talk Nig Speak*****


Dear Mrs. Valvoline,

Da Lawd be looking out fo chyou so I's thinks you's gunna be jiss fines. May the Lawd hab mercies on yo soul and bring yous home to usi n returned health.

In Jesus's name...AMEN!!!!

I be roootin for ya cuz my garden needs tillin'

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, I for one won't be praying for this "mammy" because 1) I do not hold the bizarre superstition of believing in your racist White patriarchal God 2) She sets civil rights back 100 years. I think Miz Vavoline would be more at home in Gone With the Wind than the modern age of the internet.

Fortunately, with her ovaries removed, she won't be able to bear children and brainwash them with Christian cult ideas and teaching them to respect Big Bad White Daddy. So, I guess there is justice in the world after all. <---should be brown-skinned. Racist smileys.

Oh Miss V has already had several litters of picanninnies. She's getting her plumbing removed because she was starting to grow a mustache.

I only wish Miss V could set special rights for negroes back 100 years.

Have you met her good friend Shirley Q. Liquor?

[Miss April]

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[QUOTE=Professor Tyeisha X;340863]Well, I for one won't be praying for this "mammy" because 1) I do not hold the bizarre superstition of believing in your racist White patriarchal God 2) She sets civil rights back 100 years. I think Miz Vavoline would be more at home in Gone With the Wind than the modern age of the internet.

Fortunately, with her ovaries removed, she won't be able to bear children and brainwash them with Christian cult ideas and teaching them to respect Big Bad White Daddy. So, I guess there is justice in the world after all. <---should be brown-skinned. Racist smileys.[/QUOT]
Your Really Not Going Two pray for Sister Valvoline? That's So rude you Nigro Lesbain The right thing Two be done Is you In Jail for life

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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Pastor Ezekiel, I am fighting hard for the censorship of the internet so that KKK-produced propoganda like that video be taken down. There will come a day when people will no longer post what they feel online! All racist, homophobic, sexist, fascist, religious messages will be banned from every internet site. Until we implement this necessary action, the world will continue to suffer greatly.

[Miss April]

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Pastor Ezekiel, I am fighting hard for the censorship of the internet so that KKK-produced propoganda like that video be taken down. There will come a day when people will no longer post what they feel online! All racist, homophobic, sexist, fascist, religious messages will be banned from every internet site. Until we implement this necessary action, the world will continue to suffer greatly.

That Will naver happen Are you on Drugs or Something? or just Stupid? Have you Met My Wonderful Friend Jesus? please repent Before Its Too late Lady Cause you really need help

[Max Bayes]

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<---should be brown-skinned. Racist smileys.

We think it's racist that it's coloured like one of those Asian fellows. If anything, it should be white. We did invent the internet, after all. We have this one for you though, X--->

[Praise be to God]

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Pastor Ezekiel, I am fighting hard for the censorship of the internet so that KKK-produced propoganda like that video be taken down. There will come a day when people will no longer post what they feel online! All racist, homophobic, sexist, fascist, religious messages will be banned from every internet site. Until we implement this necessary action, the world will continue to suffer greatly.

You do realize that if you find something that offends you on the internet you can just move on to a different site? No one is forcing you to read something you find offensive, racist, etc.... And how exactly is the world going to suffer because one person decided to say one thing that you don't agree with on the internet?

[gottobe]

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Wish you all the best

[BNPrep]

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I have prayed for you already.

Deuteronomy 7:15 And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all [them] that hate thee.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Pastor Ezekiel, I am fighting hard for the censorship of the internet so that KKK-produced propoganda like that video be taken down. There will come a day when people will no longer post what they feel online! All racist, homophobic, sexist, fascist, religious messages will be banned from every internet site. Until we implement this necessary action, the world will continue to suffer greatly.

You know sompthin lady, You highjack ebry single thread in dis here forum and I don like it! Dis was my personal "Good bye" thread and no one cares one bit bout what you have to say? What any of dis have to do wif me going to da hosbital?