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  • I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

    Well, I be needin yo prayers. I is goin into da hospital to have my oberies removed. I ain't sho when I can come back to the Landover. I be missin ebryone of you but Luther.
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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    Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

    Mizzus Valvoline, I assume this will be outpatient and you plan to stay up late catching up on your work. You do not want to fall behind, you have to think of those that depend on you.

    Be sure to have the surgeon put them in a jar to keep on your cot side fruit box.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

      Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
      Well, I be needin yo prayers. I is goin into da hospital to have my oberies removed. I ain't sho when I can come back to the Landover. I be missin ebryone of you but Luther.
      Well Vavoline, I never did have the pleasure of meeting you (Thank the Lord) but please get well soon. We might have a position for you when you get back.
      Yours in Christ,
      Bethany Angelica Covington

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      • #4
        Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

        I'm sure you have all the children you need to give you lots of grandchildren. Have the surgeon place them in a jar, then you can auction them off. Of course you will need to tithe all of that to the church


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • #5
          Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

          I'll miss you, girl. Who is going to keep an eye on crazy Sam?
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            Sister Vavoline Johnson You will Be missed so much I Will be praying for you But I wish you the best with Everything

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              I thought LBC individuals did not believe in doctors or science. Shame on you. You should stay home and suffer what the Lord has planned.
              sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
              21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

                Originally posted by MidwestAgnostic View Post
                I thought LBC individuals did not believe in doctors or science. Shame on you. You should stay home and suffer what the Lord has planned.
                You evil misogynist! How dare you say that to a woman! You should be ashamed!

                Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by MidwestAgnostic View Post
                  I thought LBC individuals did not believe in doctors or science. Shame on you. You should stay home and suffer what the Lord has planned.
                  Yeah How Dare you say That Too Sister Vavoline Johnson I think you Should Say your sorry Two her Now Boy

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                  • #10
                    Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

                    I will pray for you.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #11
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                      Well hurry up and get back - who's going to be looking after your man? You'll have a pile of washing and cleaning to do if you're away much more than a week.
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #12
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                        Whoa - do not be yelling at me. This crap is all over your Science threads. No true LBC believer should ever go to the doctor - that is what I was told repeatedly. A number of your very own have been praised and received points for this very train of thought.

                        Personally, I go to the doctor all the time. I was born with multiple health issues and then suffered the fate of all old athletes/body builders - arthritis, joint deformity and severe pain. Science/doctors/medicine saved my life tenfold. As long as she does not have ovarian cancer that has spread - a total hysterectomy is one very painful but great surgery. She will come out feeling like a million bucks. The first two weeks are bad.

                        Just do not come home and lay around. The pain is tremendous. Get up and walk so you do NOT get a DVT and die. Do not lift anything heavy but it helps to keep busy. I did not have help and think having to cook my own food got me better quicker. I was back to work at five weeks.

                        Good luck - Now the rest of LBCers, go over to the Science thread and remind them that one of their own is soon to owe her life and good health to medicine.

                        Unless, of course, this is some backwoods voodoo medical clinic you will be attending. Then you really don't need my prayers. You will be fine.
                        sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                        21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

                          That's pretty selfish, to withhold your prayers from a woman who apparently wants them.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I will be missed ....please pray fo me!

                            Read again - I am not sending prayers. My one prayer is "she will be fine." That is my prayer. . . not prayers. What more do you want than that?
                            sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                            21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                            • #15
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                              Oh, wait - are you saying this is a backwoods medical voodoo clinic? Then she will get prayERS.
                              sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                              21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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