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  • #1

    Why

    Could any of you more learned members please explain why Jesus thought it right to take away my golden locks of hair?

    I was never a mooslim, joo or catlick.

    I do happen to be from a God hating faggot country, but i beat myself daily for for it, and wish to tithe my fortune to your Godly church.

    Is this the answer?

    Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, "But my brother Esau is a hairy man, and I'm a man with smooth skin.
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  • #2
    Re: Why

    Stop whining and be lucky you have any hair left. God has locks of silver, so why shouldn't you? Don't tell me that you are thinking about dying it.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Why

      Originally posted by The baptist View Post
      Could any of you more learned members please explain why Jesus thought it right to take away my golden locks of hair?

      I was never a mooslim, joo or catlick.

      I do happen to be from a God hating faggot country, but i beat myself daily for for it, and wish to tithe my fortune to your Godly church.

      Is this the answer?

      Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, "But my brother Esau is a hairy man, and I'm a man with smooth skin.

      In short, Jesus took your golden locks because you live in a country of homos. Homos stalk golden locks. He is trying to save you from becoming a sodomite. Thank Jesus.

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      • #4
        Re: Why

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Stop whining and be lucky you have any hair left. God has locks of silver, so why shouldn't you? Don't tell me that you are thinking about dying it.

        I shaved it off in pennance, against the catlick and mooslim scum.

        (i once spoke to one by accident)

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        • #5
          Re: Why

          Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
          In short, Jesus took your golden locks because you live in a country of homos. Homos stalk golden locks. He is trying to save you from becoming a sodomite. Thank Jesus.

          Wise words, Our Lord always has a reason, thanks for pointing it out.

          Jesus saved me from satan and butt rape

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          • #6
            Re: Why

            There is always Just For Men(tm) or Grecian 5(tm) hair coloring. I have a friend who uses it and he swears up and down on it. Even when he is on TV, being broadcast to over 90 countries around the globe on his televangelist show, no one at home is the wiser because it looks so natural!

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • #7
              Re: Why

              I have some herbal remedies that could help with that. But really, you should accept your body as it is. God made us all, and we're ALL beautiful. It's a fact. Since we are made in the image of God, and God is beautiful, we know there is not a single ugly person in the world.

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              • #8
                Re: Why

                Mercy, da thing people bother da Lawd wif! he don't have no time to worry bout yo hair. Dis sound awfully fagerty to me!
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • #9
                  Re: Why

                  God does not like Metrosexuals.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #10
                    Re: Why

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    God does not like Metrosexuals.




                    Deary me. What are these meterosexuals of which you speak? Will this promiscuity and sexual perversions never end? Why do we give these groups of sinners special names? A perv is a perv regardless of the label.
                    Recognition, sorrow, confession, forgiveness, restitution, forsaking the sin.
                    The Lord forgives me of my sin.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Why

                      A gentle reminder:

                      Be not too concerned with your hair. It could become an unHoly point of fascination for you and it could lead to manscaping!


                      And in my opinion, manscaping is committing blasphemy with a razor !!!

                      And it gets worse:

                      having another man manscape you !!!


                      Perditious Depravity and Abomination !!!!!
                      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Why

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                        There is always Just For Men™ or Grecian 5™ hair coloring. I have a friend who uses it and he swears up and down on it. Even when he is on TV, being broadcast to over 90 countries around the globe on his televangelist show, no one at home is the wiser because it looks so natural!
                        Is that what Jesus would do?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Why

                          Originally posted by babtist FTW View Post
                          Is that what Jesus would do?
                          Read The Bible and find out

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                          • #14
                            Re: Why

                            Vy do ve care some vuch about ze hair? You do not need ze hair to vraise Jesus!

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