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  • Prayer requests from The Compound.

    A man is in need of prayer to help restore his wifes good looks.
    Seems she let herself go since the marriage and refuses to fix herself up.

    A child is being raised by Wiccans in a community nearby.
    Pray for the youngster to find Jesus and for their soul not to join the parents in Lucifers hot tub of magma.

    A woman is suffering from a cancerous growth and doesn't want to take non Christian chemo-therapy. (Doctor is from India)

    A group of Mexicans was spotted in the hardware store parking lot.
    Pray they rent out of town.

    A woman is concerned for her daughter who recently offended Jesus by starting her monthly sin for the first time.

    A young man is battling with Satan and trying not to be a Homosexual.
    (pray extra hard fellow believers, he's a girly one)

    A family has recently lost their home to a fire and can no longer tithe.

    An elderly Church member has lost a pet.
    (A real pet, not a cat)

    And lastly, pray for the cursed Negros of Satans Louisiana for theirs is the worst kind of uppityness.

    Thank you and Jesus Bless all Landover Baptists.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    Re: Prayer requests from The Compound.

    I Pray Brother Marshall will stay with us now Forever & ever & Thank Ya, Jesus!!!

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      Re: Prayer requests from The Compound.

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      I Pray Brother Marshall will stay with us now Forever & ever & Thank Ya, Jesus!!!

      Yes, I pray for the same thing Brother Marshall to stay with you forever - its a worthy prayer !

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        Re: Prayer requests from The Compound.

        Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
        Yes, I pray for the same thing Brother Marshall to stay with you forever - its a worthy prayer !
        Saviour mockery is a sin.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          Re: Prayer requests from The Compound.

          Not only Saviour Mockery, but he obviously does not know his (KJV 1611) Bible! How can my Prayer be Worthy when I am a....woman?

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            Re: Prayer requests from The Compound.

            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
            A man is in need of prayer to help restore his wifes good looks.
            Seems she let herself go since the marriage and refuses to fix herself up.

            A child is being raised by Wiccans in a community nearby.
            Pray for the youngster to find Jesus and for their soul not to join the parents in Lucifers hot tub of magma.

            A woman is suffering from a cancerous growth and doesn't want to take non Christian chemo-therapy. (Doctor is from India)

            A group of Mexicans was spotted in the hardware store parking lot.
            Pray they rent out of town.

            A woman is concerned for her daughter who recently offended Jesus by starting her monthly sin for the first time.

            A young man is battling with Satan and trying not to be a Homosexual.
            (pray extra hard fellow believers, he's a girly one)

            A family has recently lost their home to a fire and can no longer tithe.

            An elderly Church member has lost a pet.
            (A real pet, not a cat)

            And lastly, pray for the cursed Negros of Satans Louisiana for theirs is the worst kind of uppityness.

            Thank you and Jesus Bless all Landover Baptists.
            Brother Marshall, you have reminded me what it is like outside the sheltering gates of Landover. It is indeed a cold and sinful world out there. I will add these requests to my morning prayer regime and I will also add another'

            That Jesus made guide Diebold to aid Brother Marshall and the Wiseman Compound in doing The Lord's work next election .

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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