[Star Finder]

Re: To all "true christians"

OH Good you're back! I have been able to procure a nice 4-year old ram from the farmer down the block. The poor guy was swimming in a pool of filthy water over at the pig farm cause of the flood, so I rescued him.

I know that you're not available on June 21st but I was hoping that July 4th would work for you or maybe June 17th - Father's Day. That would work out great.

Please let me know how much I need to collect from the guys. There will be six of us.

thx
SF

[OnYourKnees]

Re: To all "true christians"

Please let me know how much I need to collect from the guys. There will be six of us.

thx
SF

Are you trying to hire this young newbie, Samuel, for one of your depraved rock-worshipping bestiality rituals?

He's not some nappy-headed ho for your amusement!

[Star Finder]

Re: To all "true christians"

OH no no no Mr. OYN I don't want to see that man Samual fornicate with any sheep.

BAA has already expressed such an interest because of her name. She is confused , broke and most likely molested by her father so I'm trying to help her out with some gainful employment.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: To all "true christians"

OH no no no Mr. OYN I don't want to see that man Samual fornicate with any sheep.

BAA has already expressed such an interest because of her name. She is confused , broke and most likely molested by her father so I'm trying to help her out with some gainful employment.

Sorry, but her DoF file indicates that the drunken God-mocking mick has foot-and-mouth disease. We will try and have her humanely put down as soon as possible, but she'll need to be kept away from the livestock in the meantime.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: To all "true christians"

BAA has already expressed such an interest because of her name. She is confused , broke and most likely molested by her father so I'm trying to help her out with some gainful employment.

Oh. Well, she DOES hate Jesus. I suppose it's better than making a perfectly edible sheep unclean.

Enjoy.

[Star Finder]

Re: To all "true christians"

Well...

maybe we could hook her up with this goat.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_4740000/newsid_4748200/4748292.stm

since its already been defiled. I'm sure polygamy won't be a problem for an aetheist.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: To all "true christians"

Well...

maybe we could hook her up with this goat.

I was expecting a picture of Keith Richards.

Happily, even YOU have SOME standards, despite your lack of God and Jesus.

[Star Finder]

Re: To all "true christians"

I would like to point out that I have mulitple gods. I worships all sorts of rocks and lakes, and the sun and the moon and the messenger stars.

I also worship trees and lions and eagles. You can see the divinity in all things when you perform the proper ceremonies.



I just can't see god in a book.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: To all "true christians"

I would like to point out that I have mulitple gods. I worships all sorts of rocks and lakes, and the sun and the moon and the messenger stars.

I also worship trees and lions and eagles. You can see the divinity in all things when you perform the proper ceremonies.



I just can't see god in a book.

I would like to point out that you have rocks in your head. Also Jesus has seen fit to burn off your choo-choo and all of your body hair. Haven't you done enough damage? Can't you recognize the love that Christ has shown you?

Time to get on your stubs and beg Jesus to accept you again.

[Appelfap.]

Re: To all "true christians"

I sincerely do have a prayer request. I request that you pray for your god to give/show me evidence that he exists within this week. If, by the end of this week, I don't receive any, I can only assume that either

1. god doesn't exist
2. god can't provide evidence (thus not being an omnipotent god- making the christian faith -among others- false)
3. god just doesn't want to

Surely, you being "true christians", your god will answer you at least in some way.

It's 'God'

[tommy]

Re: To all "true christians"

It's 'God'

Don't bother. Monkey-worshiping atheists will never learn to capitalize properly. After all, they are fools:

The fool has said in his heart, there is no God.
Psalm 14.1

[Brother Samuel]

Re: To all "true christians"

But you know why bible versions such as the message remix were released? Because they're easier for teens to read. (Oh, I also have a youth bible, forgot). Also have examples of how to use the message in everyday scenarios. I loved them.

Aww, you pray to god not to kill you? That's surprising... I would've thought christians were a-ok with death, what with your promise of heaven. I know I was. I still am. After life = Nothingness.

Umm, yeah, I wasn't referring to that comment, but whatever. I just don't accept a holy book as evidence for a god's existence.

Well, that was my first shot at asking a sincere question...

We pray that God won't kill us in our sleep so that we can postpone our eternal glory in order to help unsaved trash like you! And not even so much as a thank you!

[Hairy Homer]

Re: To all "true christians"

Don't bother. Monkey-worshiping atheists will never learn to capitalize properly. After all, they are fools:

The fool has said in his heart, there is no God.
Psalm 14.1

But doesn't god use the foolish things of the world to confound the wise?

1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: To all "true christians"

But doesn't god use the foolish things of the world to confound the wise?

1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

Yes, and He has done so to show that the wisdom of the wisest of men cannot even begin to compare to Him, even in His most foolish moments! (if He had any.)
Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men;
And the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1 Corinthians 1:25

That no flesh should glory in his presence.
1 Corinthians 1:29

In short, God loathes those who are worldy wise because they think that they can rival Him.
And being the jealous God He is, He will destroy their worldy wisdom with worldly foolishness.
(Ie that which might SEEM as wisdom to the world, is actually foolishness.)

For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God.
For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1 Corinthians 3:19

God only values the wisdom that comes directly from Him! (Psalm 2:7 & Psalm 37:30)
The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken:
Lo, they have rejected the word of the LORD; and what wisdom is in them?
Jeremiah 8:9

Atheists are wise in the worldly sense, in the eyes of the world.
But they are fools to God, and they are fools compared to God, and to those who'm He has chosen!

[RossDLtn]

Re: To all "true christians"

To Hairy Homer:

You are indeed a Homer. I will attempt to answer fully your questions regarding the existence of God.

1. God most certainly does exist.
2. God most certainly can (and does) provide concrete evidence of his existence. You just have to look, and I mean LOOK for it. God can work in mysterious ways.
3. Sure, He wants to! Again, you just have to look for it.