[YesImHellbound]

Re: To all "true christians"

Like Unsaved and Loving It stated, you just proved the fact that it was translated into English, so how does that make English God's language when his original word was written in Hebrew and Greek texts? Anyways, I still await answers to response questions to Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

[Andrew Shaw]

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Yeah im with both of them on this.
Plus the english language wasent made till a few hundred years after the bible was made..haha and jesus spoke hebrew :]

[Enobarbus]

Re: To all "true christians"

Like Unsaved and Loving It stated, you just proved the fact that it was translated into English, so how does that make English God's language when his original word was written in Hebrew and Greek texts? Anyways, I still await answers to response questions to Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

The KJV1611 is the first divinely inspired version of the Bible. I don't know how many times we have to reiterate this. We know this because of what has been divinely made known to us. That the usaved will not grasp or understand it, is even mentioned in the Bible itself.

[Enobarbus]

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Yeah im with both of them on this.
Plus the english language wasent made till a few hundred years after the bible was made..haha and jesus spoke hebrew :]

Have you no idea of how many times this point has been gone over and over again on the Internet and elsewhere?

I thought that historians generally believed that Jesus spoke Aramaic, too. Or perhaps you have some inside knowledge about this as well.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Have you no idea of how many times this point has been gone over and over again on the Internet and elsewhere?

I thought that historians generally believed that Jesus spoke Aramic, too. Or perhaps you have some inside knowledge about this as well.

Not but a little bit ago, one of your TC's claimed he didn't.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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The KJV1611 is the first divinely inspired version of the Bible. I don't know how many times we have to reiterate this. We know this because of what has been divinely made known to us. That the usaved will not grasp or understand it, is even mentioned in the Bible itself.

You know, one time when a friend of mine was drunk and/or stoned (hard to tell. he was a loose cannon), he claimed that Jesus came to smoke a drag with him. He said since I wasn't divine enough, and I could never understand. Ironically, he hated the concept of religion with a fiery passion.

Ah well. The Insane take comfort in knowing their sanity is lost, and the plain deluded comfort in knowing an invisible friend is sitting next to them.

[Betty Lambskin]

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The Insane take comfort in knowing their sanity is lost, and the plain deluded comfort in knowing an invisible friend is sitting next to them.

Lucky for us, the "insane" and the "deluded" are among Jesus' favorites(Matthew 5)! All your precious common sense won't feel so good when ten-gorned beasts are waiting in line to smite your puckered backside in hell.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: To all "true christians"

Lucky for us, the "insane" and the "deluded" are among Jesus' favorites(Matthew 5)! All your precious common sense won't feel so good when ten-gorned beasts are waiting in line to smite your puckered backside in hell.

You know what's truly awesome about that? I consider myself insane. So I guess that puts me on the VIP list for eternal life? Boo-yah!

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: To all "true christians"

You know what's truly awesome about that? I consider myself insane. So I guess that puts me on the VIP list for eternal life? Boo-yah!

Sure you are! Now, fall down on your knees, confess that you are worthless, unsaved trash previously bent on hell, admit that JESUS is the son of God, and ask him into your heart!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You know what's truly awesome about that? I consider myself insane. So I guess that puts me on the VIP list for eternal life? Boo-yah!

It isn't what YOU think that counts bozo. Jesus decides.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Sure you are! Now, fall down on your knees, confess that you are worthless, unsaved trash previously bent on hell, admit that JESUS is the son of God, and ask him into your heart!

*considers quoting 300*

Well, you see, I fell to my knees easily enough. I know I'm unsaved trash who's bent on hell (if it exists). But uhh, the idea of asking two guys into my heart. You see, my heart belongs to one person. And that happens to be a woman. So, I don't want three people in my heart. Just a bit crowded for my tastes.

Guess I'm halfway there.

[YesImHellbound]

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You know what's truly awesome about that? I consider myself insane. So I guess that puts me on the VIP list for eternal life? Boo-yah!

When I read this I was reminded of Catch 22. If you consider yourself insane, you are clearly sane enough to come to such a conclusion, therefore you are not insane. I think in Catch 22 it says something about how a person could be grounded from flying to war is by being insane, and then when Yossarian (not sure if I spelt that correctly) asks how they would know if a person is insane, they reply if the person said they were, but then if someone claims to be insane, they are clearly sane because only a insane person would want to go back to the war. Something like that, not 100% accurate obviously. Anyways, I have some doubt to you being as crazy as you consider yourself since you have come to such a conclusion about yourself. I feel like I'm rambling, but I'm trying not to... oh the futility.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Lucky for us, the "insane" and the "deluded" are among Jesus' favorites(Matthew 5)! All your precious common sense won't feel so good when ten-gorned beasts are waiting in line to smite your puckered backside in hell.

Mrs. Lambskin, why are you called Apple sucker?

[Brother Temperance]

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You know what's truly awesome about that? I consider myself insane.

And we consider you a tedious, immature attention-seeker.

*considers quoting 300*

Well, you see, I fell to my knees easily enough. I know I'm unsaved trash who's bent on hell (if it exists). But uhh, the idea of asking two guys into my heart. You see, my heart belongs to one person. And that happens to be a woman. So, I don't want three people in my heart. Just a bit crowded for my tastes.

That's where you're going wrong.
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
When you've got the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit in your heart, you'll have no room for harlots!

Mrs. Lambskin, why are you called Apple sucker?

Because she sucks apples. In a fairly glorious and Godly fashion.

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

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None of those things are made by japs. They outsource everything to America, Mexico and the Phillipines.

Call me an insulting name again and I'll show you the door, fool.

You're funny.

They are created and designed there.

Maybe they are made in large quantities elsewhere, but, still originated in Japan.

If you can't take insults, don't give them.