[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I ask you all to pray for me.

But I don't have any goats and I was unable to catch a cat, sadly. and all I have left is about a 1/4 bottle of Jim Beam so I can't actually waste any of that. But I ask for your incantations of success because I really need them.

Some of you may know that I was an expert in waste management in my younger years, which also included a trip to California before I wound up in Staten Island near the mall, which is right on top of the largest landfill in the world.

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If you want a goat or a cat I can supply them, you will have to pay extra for the negatives later,and later,and later,and well you know how it goes. And as for Jim Beam that abomination of rye and mash YUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK. Stick to J.D. pure maize as god intended. And how any one could miss California and end up in Statan Isle. is beyond credibilty or were you overcome and befuddeld by the fumes of Joisey? Get serious before you post on these sacred forums.

[Star Finder]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

well! great progress!



I've made a good start putting things in shape here. The funny thing is now there are a bunch of homeless people living in between the stacks.

Now I've started seeing a lot of guys going back there, and I keep on hearing grunting noises. I will have to investigate.

I am sure its just some people helping to build another ship. although.. I havn't seen the first one yet.

[im a queer pervert get over it]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I would pray for you Star Finder, but as I am a proud atheist, I won't. However, I commend you for raising awareness in the online community about global ecological issues. Plastic should be banned. We can live in a world without plastic, perfectly fine. Plastic was invented by snobby, racist white people and it reflects their personalities: cheap, genuine, manufactured, and destructive.

that is a brilliant analogy, by the way im on here just to annoy and laugh at these mad sons of bitches, im an atheist and im gay and i find it soo funny at the amount of total bullshit that these fuckers say, and mate good luck

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Sorry, but I'm an enviromentally-conscious, forward-thinking, socially-responsible lesbian. We only use natural products during playtime like bananas, cucumbers, and the like.

I'll bet you don't even realize the severe danger to your health posed by banana blight. And since banana blight comes from Africa, you "African-Americans" are especially vulnerable. This could be worse that AIDS, another disease caused by you Africans having sex with monkeys.





yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Robert Hutchins]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I do not inject marijana. that's silly.

they do have a wide variety of medicinal teas here in california..

Did they come out with a suppository for sodomists?

I don't know much about this whole "reefer" thing. Just what my Pastor says, and you can't argue with a Holy man such as him.

[Star Finder]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I do not inject marijana. that's silly.

they do have a wide variety of medicinal teas here in california..

[Robert Hutchins]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Look through that trash, hippy. I'm sure there are some used needles you can use to inject marijuana.

[Star Finder]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I've made it to San Francisco!!

Unfortunately I don't know if I am in the right location....



I think this was the address of the ship.... well at least my talents will not be wasted...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Good luck to you Star Finder, if there ever was a man meant to float out into the Pacific Ocean on a boat made of garbage, it is you.

Amen Brother BJ.

And don't forget that we are still accepting bets at the Landover bookie Financial Analyst Office on how many days, hours and minutes this unsaved fool is going to last on the water. Whosoever shall guess the exact number correctly will win lunch with the True Christian(tm) pastor of their choice.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

EXCUSE ME!!!

This is not one of your comical SEX threads where you all boast about what WOULD have happened IF you had ever anything remotely like that happen to you....

Please send me on my way with good wishes. I am sure the ship will leave the harbor any moment now.

Good luck to you Star Finder, if there ever was a man meant to float out into the Pacific Ocean on a boat made of garbage, it is you.

[Star Finder]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

EXCUSE ME!!!

This is not one of your comical SEX threads where you all boast about what WOULD have happened IF you had ever anything remotely like that happen to you....

Please send me on my way with good wishes. I am sure the ship will leave the harbor any moment now.

Plastic should be banned

as the only job in the last five years other than catching un-shot skeet discs on the Landover shooting range has been picking up plastic bottles I cannot agree with you.

If I ever had any children, or could have any children, I would want them to have the same opportunities I did...

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Sorry, but I'm an enviromentally-conscious, forward-thinking, socially-responsible lesbian. We only use natural products during playtime like bananas, cucumbers, and the like. Also, we do not focus so much on penetration as it is reminiscient of heterosexuality, so instead most of our play is done orally.

Vile Abominatrix !!!

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Sorry, but I'm an enviromentally-conscious, forward-thinking, socially-responsible lesbian. We only use natural products during playtime like bananas, cucumbers, and the like. Also, we do not focus so much on penetration as it is reminiscient of heterosexuality, so instead most of our play is done orally.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Those depraved plastic abominations you and your Lezbean coven members impale each other with are OK though.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I would pray for you Star Finder, but as I am a proud atheist, I won't. However, I commend you for raising awareness in the online community about global ecological issues. Plastic should be banned. We can live in a world without plastic, perfectly fine. Plastic was invented by snobby, racist white people and it reflects their personalities: cheap, fake, manufactured, and destructive.